Just flip a coin or something next time.
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onepieceyaoi100About damn time, eh?
Title: On Top
Word Count: 300 exactly.
Rating: PG-13.
Pairing: Johnny/Yosaku/Zoro. Dorkmarimolove!
Topic: Topping.
“Zoro-aniki, which one of us is better?”
Oh no. That was a loaded question if Zoro had ever heard one. It had come out of nowhere, and now he had two pairs of eyes looking at him very intently over their campfire. Okay, one pair of eyes and a pair of sunglasses.
The worst part was that Zoro honestly couldn’t give a solid answer on it.
Fighting-wise, Johnny excelled offensively, but Yosaku was superior at defense. They were both at their best when they worked together, though.
Cooking-wise, Yosaku was better at making decent soup, whereas Johnny managed to avoid burning meat more often than his partner. Between the two of them, they turned out much better food than Zoro could.
Even sex-wise, Johnny was a great lay, but Yosaku gave phenomenal head. Getting tag-teamed by both of them was the best, though.
In other words, Zoro couldn’t answer the question without some qualifiers. He asked, “In what way?” while making sure that his swords were within easy reach.
“Oh, just generally,” Yosaku said dismissively.
Well, shit. After a moment of frantic thought, Zoro asked, “Why do you want to know?” That might give him an idea as to an answer that wasn’t going to get him killed in his sleep.
The two of them looked at each other, then back at him. Johnny piped up with, “Because we can’t both top you at once, and doing rock-paper-scissors for it just felt wrong.”
“In that case, the answer is ‘me,’ because neither of you are topping.”
“ZORO-ANIKI!” It was indignation in stereo, and Zoro really should have expected the coordinated attack that followed.
Afterwards, dazed, exhausted, and shagged into submission, Zoro still couldn’t find an answer better than “Both of you.”
Johnny and Yosaku sighed and said it would do.
Title: On Top
Word Count: 300 exactly.
Rating: PG-13.
Pairing: Johnny/Yosaku/Zoro. Dorkmarimolove!
Topic: Topping.
“Zoro-aniki, which one of us is better?”
Oh no. That was a loaded question if Zoro had ever heard one. It had come out of nowhere, and now he had two pairs of eyes looking at him very intently over their campfire. Okay, one pair of eyes and a pair of sunglasses.
The worst part was that Zoro honestly couldn’t give a solid answer on it.
Fighting-wise, Johnny excelled offensively, but Yosaku was superior at defense. They were both at their best when they worked together, though.
Cooking-wise, Yosaku was better at making decent soup, whereas Johnny managed to avoid burning meat more often than his partner. Between the two of them, they turned out much better food than Zoro could.
Even sex-wise, Johnny was a great lay, but Yosaku gave phenomenal head. Getting tag-teamed by both of them was the best, though.
In other words, Zoro couldn’t answer the question without some qualifiers. He asked, “In what way?” while making sure that his swords were within easy reach.
“Oh, just generally,” Yosaku said dismissively.
Well, shit. After a moment of frantic thought, Zoro asked, “Why do you want to know?” That might give him an idea as to an answer that wasn’t going to get him killed in his sleep.
The two of them looked at each other, then back at him. Johnny piped up with, “Because we can’t both top you at once, and doing rock-paper-scissors for it just felt wrong.”
“In that case, the answer is ‘me,’ because neither of you are topping.”
“ZORO-ANIKI!” It was indignation in stereo, and Zoro really should have expected the coordinated attack that followed.
Afterwards, dazed, exhausted, and shagged into submission, Zoro still couldn’t find an answer better than “Both of you.”
Johnny and Yosaku sighed and said it would do.
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Date: 2006-03-20 03:07 am (UTC)Where are the words for this? No, no there are none.
Oh my, this is just golden.
*trembles with supressed giggles*
Oh, and such the perfect distraction from a pesky research paper, thank you very much.
...*shakes head* Still no words for this. Nope. None.
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Date: 2006-03-20 03:48 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-03-20 03:29 am (UTC)Zoro is a pimp, yo.
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Date: 2006-03-20 03:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-20 05:00 am (UTC)Nrrgh. Between this drabble- the challenge
*flails* Dorklove makes me so happy. *le-sigh*
Good job you two! Shag that marimo-headed aniki of yours into submission! Up an' at 'em boys! xD
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Date: 2006-03-20 05:37 am (UTC)I'm glad we managed to cheer you up a bit. ^_^
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Date: 2006-03-20 05:10 am (UTC)Tee! That is delightful. Dork love really is the finest love in the world, yeah?
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Date: 2006-03-20 07:37 am (UTC)And I love Dorkmarimolove. You = love.
LOVE.
*keeps laughing at the line "shagged into submission"* Oh Zoro, you know you like to be bottom. Admit it and embrace it.
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Date: 2006-03-20 04:51 pm (UTC)Yosaku and Johnny are training Zoro for the joys of serving under his captain.
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Date: 2006-03-21 01:49 am (UTC)"Afterwards, dazed, exhausted, and shagged into submission, Zoro still couldn’t find an answer better than “Both of you.”"
I love this line, and the last one too.
(My question is did they actually manage to top Zoro?)no subject
Date: 2006-03-21 03:52 am (UTC)Ohhhhh yes. They topped Zoro like a gallon of Hershey's syrup at an ice cream party.no subject
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