"A Lesson in Proper Hygiene"
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morrigan_shadow. I just thought I would be confusing and join this comm with my writing journal instead of my boring RL one. So there you go. Title: "A Lesson in Proper Hygiene"
Rating: G
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Zoro/Luffy, Usopp/Luffy (If you've a perverted mind like mine), Luffy/Rubber Duckie (You know it!)
Topic: Education
Disclaimer: I don't own Luffy but he's sure fun to write. I gotta admit, I like this one. It makes me smile.
EDIT: Because I spelled Usopp's name so very, very wrong and I just noticed. I am the worst "One Piece" fan ever. Spank me!
Luffy may not have been the crustiest barnacle in the sea, but even he knew when there was a conspiracy against him.
It started at breakfast, the best meal of the day after lunch, dinner, snack-time, and post-snack-time.
“You’re not touching my food until you wash your hands.”
“But Saaaaaaanjiiiiiiii!” Luffy wailed piteously, tugging at the cook’s apron. He got a kick to the head for his cunning counterargument.
Later he sniffed his freshly scrubbed, lemon-fresh hands and grimaced. Really, what was the point of hands if they didn’t smell like meat?
Then Nami blackmailed Usopp into making sure that Luffy took a bath and actually used soap this time, idiot!
“The great Captain Usopp has bathed hundreds of squirmy men! This will be no challenge!”
It would have been more awkward for both of them if Luffy hadn’t rediscovered the rubber duckie. It squeaked.
Life was good until the shampooing.
The final straw came when his mouth started hurting. Chopper looked inside the cavern and told him he had a cavity. Then he insisted on showing him how to brush properly.
Twice a day.
With floss.
Luffy collapsed on the deck near Zoro with a long-suffering moan. Zoro didn’t open his eyes until Luffy poked him in the stomach.
With his elbow.
“What?!”
The whole story came pouring out in a rush. Zoro listened impatiently and shrugged.
“It sounds like they’re just teaching you good hygiene.”
Luffy looked at Zoro like he was an idiot.
“But I’m clean!” He might as well have said blind.
Zoro grinned then. It was an evil grin.
“I guess I’ll just have to get you dirty again then.”
Luffy sighed in relief as Zoro yanked him forward to lick his face.
He could always count on his first mate to watch his back.
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Date: 2006-03-25 06:00 am (UTC)Oh, yeah, baby!!
I love this! Poor Luffy!
Ya know, what they need to do is come up with meat-scented hand soap! [nods]
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Date: 2006-03-28 02:16 am (UTC)*Drools* Mmmmmmm, chicken soap!
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Date: 2006-03-25 10:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-28 02:17 am (UTC)And completely hot!
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Date: 2006-03-25 10:12 am (UTC)Surely bathing Luffy would be like bathing a huge baby? There'd be water everywhere.. I understand why Nami didn't want to do it. ><
Poor Luffy, cavaties hurt. =/
Awesome!!
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Date: 2006-03-28 02:18 am (UTC)I would think that the biggest problem would be Luffy stretching himself out everywhere so that he can't be cleaned. And, yeah, the water would probably get everywhere save on him.
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Date: 2006-03-25 01:45 pm (UTC)Haha!This is amusingXD.
I love this drabble! Loved everyone in it.
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