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[talanokomis.livejournal.com]

Title: Difference
Word Count: 34
Rating: G.
Pairing: None really.
Topic: Education. (of sorts? lol)



In the end, it was only after Sanji showed him what he’d sort of done to Hachi and what he’d like to do to Mihawk – that Zoro understood the difference between slice and mince.

Comments

[talanokomis.livejournal.com]

Hee. Zoro's got lots of plans for Mihawk, some he just can't tell Sanji about.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Hah! Mihawk is a mincer through and through. But Zoro would struggle; he's just not graceful enough without his swords. And Sanji would just have to try and coach him - "No, wiggle your hips more. You're got to feel like everyone in the room has their eyes on your ass. Less stalking, more sashay!"

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

OH gah, teaching cooking while using the practical examples of slicing and dicing the enemy <3

Makes me wonder how it have been if the bounty-hunter-turned pirate had been Sanji (with his cooking) and the cook had been Zoro (with his swordsskills)

[talanokomis.livejournal.com]

Now that would be an AU to explore. (but not by me, lol)

I could see Sanji making little meat ball-type people and allowing Zoro to practice on that. xD

"See how you cut here? That's a slice."

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

Zoro: So this *slash slash* is slicing and this *slashchopslashchopslashchop* is mincing.

Sanji: :cooking: Mmm hmmm...now try that stack of veggies over there..

Zoro: All ri-Waitasecond! I'm not gonna do your chores for you sh*tty cook!

Sanji: It's better than you taking up space by napping in the doorway!

[talanokomis.livejournal.com]

*roflmao*

And Zoro would strut out in a huff, because even when he's napping, he's training. They just don't understand him.

Or. He'd take it out on the veggies, in a most horrible fashion.

Zoro: You want these minced? All right then... >xD

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

And so (besides drying dishes) it became Zoro's chore to cut the vegetables.

Zoro: Now I'll use my Dragon Twister attack! <--enjoying it too much

:finishes and looks proudly at the mountain of small chopped bits:

Zoro: Heh OW! :rubs head where Sanji's shoe hit him: What the hell? I did what you ask me to. Sh*tty cook.

Sanji: I said "mince" not "frappe" you b@stard! You practically liquefied them!

Zoro:....so just make soup ~_~

Sanji: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! >o\\

[talanokomis.livejournal.com]

Ah! Could you imagine a flaming oni giri? xD

Sanji: Hold still for a moment.

Zoro: -fidget. Gets whacked, holds still-

Sanji: -fire and ahh, Shish Kabob! Done!- Ok, Go put yourself out.

Zoro: -singed and annoyed.-

Sanji: -whistling happily as he finishes the rest of dinner-

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

I liked it^____^ Come to think of it, they're both trained on using sharp objects.XD

[talanokomis.livejournal.com]

The Sanji holding knives icon inspired me. LOL.
I think he could show Zoro a few sword tricks if he really wanted. =3