"Sex 101"

[morriwritestuff.livejournal.com]

I was so proud of myself for writing an education topic that wasn't about sex that I decided to reward myself...by writing an education topic that was totally all about sex. Freaky threesome pirate sex. I have an excellent rewards system.

Title:  "Sex 101"
Rating:  Rated P for Porn 
Word Count:  300
Pairing:  Zoro/Sanji/Luffy (or maybe Zoro/Luffy/Sanji; I'm not quite sure how this one works) 
Topic:  Education
Disclaimer:  If I'd created "One Piece" there would be massive amounts of gay pirate sex, Nami's skirt would be even shorter (my God!), and bad jokes would flood every conversation.  Obviously this is not the case.

Zoro dug his fingers into the cook’s narrow hips as he drove into his ass at a controlled pace.  He grunted as he looked across the lean tableau of Sanji’s back to where Luffy was on his knees, watching his cock get sucked into what Zoro knew was a very talented mouth. 

 

Suddenly Sanji released Luffy’s cock, hissing out in pleasure and frustration.  His hand snaked down to touch Zoro’s firm, restrictive grip on his thick erection before reluctantly retreating.

 

“Don’t stop, Sanji.  That felt good!”  Luffy patted his head encouragingly.

 

“Gimme a sec.”  Sanji slid his face down to the ground and into his lowered arms, shuddering as Zoro paused only to take advantage of the new angle.  Still slow.  Still agonizing.  “M’arms are tired.  Sit down.”

 

Luffy obeyed and cocked his head to the side, watching Zoro move smoothly.  Sanji slid his cheek against Luffy’s inner thigh and groaned softly into his skin.

 

“Does getting fucked hurt, Sanji?” 

 

Zoro chuckled darkly and sharply slapped Sanji’s ass, only to slide his palm slowly over the heated flesh.  “Yeah, you hurting yet, Sanji?”

 

“Fuck you,” Sanji mumbled and raised his lips back to the soft skin of Luffy’s erection.  “You sure you’re not close yet, Luffy?”

 

“Nope!”  Luffy beamed, still looking as blankly happy as he always did despite his heavy breathing.

 

“This was your idea, idiot cook,” Zoro reminded him and squeezed the erection in his hand.

 

Sanji hummed something obscene around his mouthful and sucked harder.  Desperately.

 

“Hey, Sanji, when we get done having sex, can you make me a ham sandwich?”

 

At Zoro’s laugh, Sanji swore that he’d make Luffy come in the next five minutes or he’d bite his dick off.

 

Who would have thought that Luffy had so much stamina?  He could teach a class.

Comments

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

That has to be the most in character threesome porn drabble I've read in a looooong time. I mean it felt like I was actually there, and it made me laugh on top of that. Awesome work!

::snert:: Ham sandwich...priceless!

[noodle6680.livejournal.com]

Your icon is insanely wonderful.

I could watch it for hours.. XDD

[morriwritestuff.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I gotta second the icon love. It's a thing of beauty.

And that whole "in-character" thing is the nicest thing anybody's said to me all day! Thank you!

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

I have much respect for your award system.

And I suspose Luffy would be able to last; he's constantly on the brink of mental orgasm, after all. Everything makes him happy. He's probably more likely to come, from anticipation alone, if Sanji agrees to make him the damn sandwich.

Extra special love for having receiving a blowjob make Luffy think about eating meat.

[fenm.livejournal.com]

He's probably more likely to come, from anticipation alone, if Sanji agrees to make him the damn sandwich.

LOL! I can see that!
"Hey, Sanji, when we get done having sex, can you make me a ham sandwich?"
"Sure."
"Yes! Woo-hoo! [splort!] Oops... Sorry, Sanji..."
[Zoro laughs while Luffy get Sanji a towel]

[morriwritestuff.livejournal.com]

*Snortles and dies* Of course Luffy would say "Woo-hoo" while orgasming!

Splort! *Giggles*

[morriwritestuff.livejournal.com]

*Laughs* I think I now love you 20% more now just for the phrase "on the brink of mental orgasm". Everything you said about is completely true.

Save your jaw, Sanji, make him a sandwich!

[noodle6680.livejournal.com]

Oh contraire.
This was in the least bit freaky. =P

I can't help but wonder what Luffy's reaction to being uke would be...

[morriwritestuff.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, probably the same as getting a blowjob. Or discovering a penny. Instense, unfiltered joy!

[noodle6680.livejournal.com]

-Giggles with glee-
Yes, yes. You're probably right.

XDD

[vampire-otaku.livejournal.com]

At Zoro’s laugh, Sanji swore that he’d make Luffy come in the next five minutes or he’d bite his dick off.

*rofl*

[morriwritestuff.livejournal.com]

Sanji's kinda bitchy, I think. I mean, that is his captain he performing fellatio on while getting deprived of his own sexual satisfaction. He should show some respect.

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Dear... God...
Wow, that was hot... ^_^

[morriwritestuff.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you! I've been meaning to tell you that your icon is ten ways of cute, by the way.

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

"That has to be the most in character threesome porn drabble I've read in a looooong time."

*Agrees completely* I love this one. It's likely that Luffy will last, and I like your dialoges.XD