the truth revealed
Mar. 27th, 2006 10:24 pmTitle: The Truth Revealed
Pairing: LuZo
Word count: 142
Topic: Education
Rating: PG-13 for peeners
A/N: This is GBU-verse. Wanna find out more? http://golden_bell.livejournal.com
Luffy stared.
And stared some more.
“But... Zoroooo... that’s not meat. That’s just a peener.”
Zoro looked back at the skinny boy incredulously. “What are you talking about?”
“Girlfriend Nami and girlfriend Robin kept telling me that there would be meat on the inside of your pants! MANmeat! And when I searched it on the internet, it looked so delicious! Remember, remember?”
Zoro sighed. “Luffy, that’s not exactly-”
“But it’s just a peener. Is that the manmeat?”
“Er... well... yeah.”
“Do people actually eat peeners? They don’t taste that great...”
Zoro paled and stepped back. “NO! Keep your mouth away from me! And how do you know that?!”
Luffy developed an even more confused look on his face. “Haven’t you ever licked your peener, Zoro?”
The green-haired college student decided he’d heard enough for the night and put his pants back on.
Pairing: LuZo
Word count: 142
Topic: Education
Rating: PG-13 for peeners
A/N: This is GBU-verse. Wanna find out more? http://golden_bell.livejournal.com
Luffy stared.
And stared some more.
“But... Zoroooo... that’s not meat. That’s just a peener.”
Zoro looked back at the skinny boy incredulously. “What are you talking about?”
“Girlfriend Nami and girlfriend Robin kept telling me that there would be meat on the inside of your pants! MANmeat! And when I searched it on the internet, it looked so delicious! Remember, remember?”
Zoro sighed. “Luffy, that’s not exactly-”
“But it’s just a peener. Is that the manmeat?”
“Er... well... yeah.”
“Do people actually eat peeners? They don’t taste that great...”
Zoro paled and stepped back. “NO! Keep your mouth away from me! And how do you know that?!”
Luffy developed an even more confused look on his face. “Haven’t you ever licked your peener, Zoro?”
The green-haired college student decided he’d heard enough for the night and put his pants back on.
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Date: 2006-03-28 03:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-28 04:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-28 06:25 am (UTC)Peener peener peener peener! Heeheeheehee...
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Date: 2006-03-28 04:57 pm (UTC)Peener. -Giggles-
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Date: 2006-03-31 12:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-02 01:21 am (UTC)just found the word for it:
Erotically Mind Challenging
and man, liking the word of the day!