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onepieceyaoi100This week's topic: Priceless.
Title: Literary Arts
Pairing: Coby, Helmeppo, ???/???
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 196
Disclaimer: Still not mine.
“Whatcha reading?”
“Eegah!”
The innocent question managed to make Helmeppo jump a half foot in the air. He fumbled and dropped the book; Coby rescued the well-loved volume on reflex. The pink-haired Marine’s jaw dropped after perusing the title.
“Y-you’re reading porn?!”
Helmeppo was too busy correcting wardrobe malfunctions and swallowing his heart to try and snatch the book away. He did manage to summon a decent sneer, despite the unsightly blush staining his face.
“It’s not porn! It’s…it’s *literature*. An uncultured boob like you wouldn’t possibly understand.”
“I saw books by this author in Alvida’s room when I had cleaning duty.” Coby nodded, flipping to a random page. “Lucci purred in his ear,” he read aloud, “his throbbing manhood grinding against him despite the ropes…mmm-hmm. Porn.”
“…that’s just a-a metaphor!” Helmeppo grabbed the book away and tucked it away. He was determined to walk away from this with at least some shreds of dignity. He was doing a good job of it, too, until he heard Coby call his name.
“What is it now?!”
Coby pressed his fingers and turned a shade or two darker than his hair.
“Um…can I borrow that when you’re done?”
Title: Literary Arts
Pairing: Coby, Helmeppo, ???/???
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 196
Disclaimer: Still not mine.
“Whatcha reading?”
“Eegah!”
The innocent question managed to make Helmeppo jump a half foot in the air. He fumbled and dropped the book; Coby rescued the well-loved volume on reflex. The pink-haired Marine’s jaw dropped after perusing the title.
“Y-you’re reading porn?!”
Helmeppo was too busy correcting wardrobe malfunctions and swallowing his heart to try and snatch the book away. He did manage to summon a decent sneer, despite the unsightly blush staining his face.
“It’s not porn! It’s…it’s *literature*. An uncultured boob like you wouldn’t possibly understand.”
“I saw books by this author in Alvida’s room when I had cleaning duty.” Coby nodded, flipping to a random page. “Lucci purred in his ear,” he read aloud, “his throbbing manhood grinding against him despite the ropes…mmm-hmm. Porn.”
“…that’s just a-a metaphor!” Helmeppo grabbed the book away and tucked it away. He was determined to walk away from this with at least some shreds of dignity. He was doing a good job of it, too, until he heard Coby call his name.
“What is it now?!”
Coby pressed his fingers and turned a shade or two darker than his hair.
“Um…can I borrow that when you’re done?”
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Date: 2006-03-31 02:32 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-03-31 02:39 pm (UTC)So the marinelets are reading Water 7 porn? Tsk and for shame... are they even old enough to be reading that? Tsk tsk. Naughty boys.
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Date: 2006-04-01 02:17 am (UTC)::cowers and waits for the punishment kick::
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Date: 2006-03-31 03:46 pm (UTC)Can I borrow it after Koby?
-Begs-
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Date: 2006-04-01 02:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-01 11:22 am (UTC)Your icon is awesome. XD
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Date: 2006-03-31 04:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-01 02:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-31 05:26 pm (UTC)Their passion was forbidden. Young Paulie was the right-hand man of the mayor of Water 7. Rob Lucci was a government secret agent. Any relationship between them was doomed to tragic failure. And yet even the ocean's boundless waters could not quench the flames of their desire!
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Date: 2006-04-01 02:33 am (UTC)When the Iceberg Melts by K. Lifa
Smoke Breaks by Trace
and the stunning conclusion to the Under the Desert Moon trilogy:
Wings of Desire by B.B. Hime
Look for them at a bookstore near you!
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Date: 2006-03-31 07:38 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-04-02 01:57 am (UTC)PornographyYaoino subject
Date: 2006-04-06 12:46 am (UTC)