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[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Title: A Problem Shared
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 60
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Porn


Zoro stands there, scowling, arms crossed over his chest, trousers pulled halfway down his thighs.

“This is all your fault!”

He gestures between his legs, as if Sanji could look anywhere else.

“It’s those damn magazines you gave me,” Zoro growls. “Now, what the hell are you gonna do about it?”

Sanji swallows thickly to keep his mouth from watering.

Comments

[noodle6680.livejournal.com]

-Eyes widen-

What is Sanji's fault, I wonder...

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, some things are best left to the imagination. coughzorosraginghardoncough

[noodle6680.livejournal.com]

Yosh!
Imagination it is...

Can so see Zoro stood there freaking out about a raging hard on after look at gay porn.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

I love how your mind naturally went to gay porn. Of course, that's what I had in mind when I wrote it, but I still have so much for you just assuming that (a) Sanji would own gay porn, (b) that he would openly lend Zoro his gay porn, and (c) that Zoro would react and then react out about his reaction to said gay porn. *huggles*

[noodle6680.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, y'know. It didn't even occure to me that it could have been regular porn!
-Laughs-

We all know Sanji lends out his gay porn to every crew member anyway. =P

-Hugs back-

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

Oh hells yes. As usual, you rock. Nuff said.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, my dear. And your icon is teh aWes0me!!1!one!1

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Because Zoro blames Sanji for everything. Even porno-related erections. And he doesn't see anything wrong with this at all.

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

MWAHHAHAHA SANJI NEEDS TO SWALLOW IN ORDER TO HAVE ROOM TO ACCOMODATE SOMETHING ELSE.

God I love your drabbles so much. You have such a fantastic sense of humour.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Ow, snorting roast potatoes hurts, damn you!

[dethorats]

Short (although Zoro might take exception to that), sweet, and to the point. Nice!

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

*sings I Don't Want No Short Dick Man* Thank you very muchly.

[shiome.livejournal.com]

*sputters tea*
OH MY! Zoro is innocently complaining about an unexpected result, and my keyboard is splattered with tea.
How did he borrow those gay magazines, I wonder, without having suspicions about them? XD[Well, maybe he knew perfectly, but I'd love to know what exactly was said between he and Sanji when the magazines switched hands.]

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Ah well, at least it was only tea. I've snorted chilli con carne before - now that's painful. XD

Loved it!

[onikotsu.livejournal.com]

Loved how Zoro seems so innocent here and Sanji being the corupting pevert. Beautiful!

[tresa-cho.livejournal.com]

Wahahahaa. Brilliant.

[mikochang.livejournal.com]

*MOANS*

Such few words, and such a huge story. :o