Quickie Combat
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Title: Quickie Combat
Rating: R(?)
Pairings: Foxy "The Technician" x/vs Monkey D. "Stud" Luffy, hint of ZoLu
Word Count: 300
Topic: Porn (technically speaking)
Notes: (Oops, forgot this section.) No spoilers for the actual Davy Back Fight episodes other than names and Foxy's devil fruit ability.
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Welcome to the final Davy Back Fight battle, Quickie Combat!
I'm Tubifex and will be your announcer for this mighty test of wills. As most of you know, in this fight the goal's to get your opponent to cum first. Anything goes, except clothing that restricts circulation and/or sensation to the groin area. Therefore, pants and undies must be removed on my count.
Ready? Three, Two, One... DROP'EM!
And they're off! Luffy tries to knock Foxy down but Foxy leaps out of the way and uses NoroNoro Beam to trap Luffy's punch.
Oooh! Multiple beams have rendered all of Luffy immobile. Foxy shoves Luffy and himself into the convenient closet nearby and has locked the door.
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As is well known, Quickie Combat is Foxy's forte. He's even bested eunuchs with his NoroNoro Beam and Hand-Job combo.
Ah! They've come out of the closet and... What's this? Something's wriggling between Luffy's buttcheeks. Is it...? Yes, it is. It's Foxy's very popular Dodilo-kun(tm)!
30 seconds worth of stimulation squeezed into an instant has gotten Luffy all hard and slicked up. Mmm, sexy. And I'm sure the swordsman suffering nasal hemorrhage agrees.
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Hmm, seems that Luffy's stretchy down there as well. His twinkie's grown to club-sized.
Foxy's relentless in his attacks, but Luffy's not giving up. What willpower, what selflessness! ::teardrop::
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Luffy's peener is now the size and shape of an over-sized beach ball. Even I, Cabin Boy Extraordinaire, have to say, "Ew."
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How can any man hold out for so long!? The proportions are horrific! It's even blocking NoroNoro Beam! Wait, where'd Luffy's head go to? Following his stretched neck... Ah! He's between Foxy's legs and sucking like a catfish! Amazing!
Foxy's convulsing? I'm zooming in.
_______________________
...it's official. Luffy's the winner! Congratula-...!? O-oh.
He's releasing his load! Everybody, TAKE COVER!!
::POOOOOOOOOM!!!::
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Fin
Okay, here's why this drabble is technically on topic (in my opinion, anyway):
Would the situation of two pants-less men trying to jerk each other off be considered pornographic? Porn/pornography is pretty much the transmission of pornographic material to the public. Tubifex (if that really is his name *looks at Wikipedia*) was transmitting the description of the above situation in an exciting fashion via loudspeaker-snail to the public (the Foxy Crew can be considered a small town population). I think that qualifies it as a form of porn.
Title: Quickie Combat
Rating: R(?)
Pairings: Foxy "The Technician" x/vs Monkey D. "Stud" Luffy, hint of ZoLu
Word Count: 300
Topic: Porn (technically speaking)
Notes: (Oops, forgot this section.) No spoilers for the actual Davy Back Fight episodes other than names and Foxy's devil fruit ability.
*****************************
Welcome to the final Davy Back Fight battle, Quickie Combat!
I'm Tubifex and will be your announcer for this mighty test of wills. As most of you know, in this fight the goal's to get your opponent to cum first. Anything goes, except clothing that restricts circulation and/or sensation to the groin area. Therefore, pants and undies must be removed on my count.
Ready? Three, Two, One... DROP'EM!
And they're off! Luffy tries to knock Foxy down but Foxy leaps out of the way and uses NoroNoro Beam to trap Luffy's punch.
Oooh! Multiple beams have rendered all of Luffy immobile. Foxy shoves Luffy and himself into the convenient closet nearby and has locked the door.
_______________________
As is well known, Quickie Combat is Foxy's forte. He's even bested eunuchs with his NoroNoro Beam and Hand-Job combo.
Ah! They've come out of the closet and... What's this? Something's wriggling between Luffy's buttcheeks. Is it...? Yes, it is. It's Foxy's very popular Dodilo-kun(tm)!
30 seconds worth of stimulation squeezed into an instant has gotten Luffy all hard and slicked up. Mmm, sexy. And I'm sure the swordsman suffering nasal hemorrhage agrees.
_______________________
Hmm, seems that Luffy's stretchy down there as well. His twinkie's grown to club-sized.
Foxy's relentless in his attacks, but Luffy's not giving up. What willpower, what selflessness! ::teardrop::
_______________________
Luffy's peener is now the size and shape of an over-sized beach ball. Even I, Cabin Boy Extraordinaire, have to say, "Ew."
_______________________
How can any man hold out for so long!? The proportions are horrific! It's even blocking NoroNoro Beam! Wait, where'd Luffy's head go to? Following his stretched neck... Ah! He's between Foxy's legs and sucking like a catfish! Amazing!
Foxy's convulsing? I'm zooming in.
_______________________
...it's official. Luffy's the winner! Congratula-...!? O-oh.
He's releasing his load! Everybody, TAKE COVER!!
::POOOOOOOOOM!!!::
*****************************
Fin
Okay, here's why this drabble is technically on topic (in my opinion, anyway):
Would the situation of two pants-less men trying to jerk each other off be considered pornographic? Porn/pornography is pretty much the transmission of pornographic material to the public. Tubifex (if that really is his name *looks at Wikipedia*) was transmitting the description of the above situation in an exciting fashion via loudspeaker-snail to the public (the Foxy Crew can be considered a small town population). I think that qualifies it as a form of porn.
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Date: 2006-04-02 04:23 am (UTC):recovers a bit and quietly giggles maniacally to herself: SD
Well, now I hope, when I see this arc...I will not recall this vividly ^.^
"The proportions are horrific" reminds me of some yaoi manga I've heard about Perfect <3
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Date: 2006-04-02 04:57 am (UTC)Hmm, either "Perfect" isn't a Google-Search-friendly yaoi manga title, or some symbols were lost in your sentence during the posting process.
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Date: 2006-04-02 05:02 am (UTC)Gah...some symbols were lost ^.^ :sighs: This stems from me never correctly learning how to create the heart symbol on LiveJournal >.<
But...it seems that there should be one with the title "Perfect" should it? XD
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Date: 2006-04-02 08:22 am (UTC)GENIUS!