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[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Title: Subliminal
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 300
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Talking


So fuckable when you sleep.

You don’t even snore, you pansy.

For once not scowling, not shouting.

Quiet. Vulnerable.

Fuck, I love that word.

You never wake up; I could yell right in your ear, and you’d just keep dreaming.

But I’ll whisper instead. Wouldn’t want to wake the others.

And you seem to like it.

You always make the best sounds when I talk to you like this.

Yeah, little whimpers, just like that.

You love it, don’t you? When I talk to you, when I tell you all the things you deserve.

How I should bend you over a table, rip those stupidly tight trousers down, shove three fingers up your ass and hear you beg for more.

How I should slam you against the mast, fucking grind you into the wood, right in front of Luffy and Usopp and your precious Nami-swan.

Show them just how tough you really are, down on your knees, never able to get enough of my cock down your throat.

Hmm, getting excited, aren’t you? Can see how fucking hard you are. You love it when I talk to you like this.

You want me to take you against the railing, don’t you? Looking down at the ocean as I make you scream.

You want me to yank at your hair and leave bruises that never fade, don’t you?

Yeah, that’s it, you’re close, aren’t you?

You want me behind you, tongue buried in your ass, while you cook. Want me to make your knees buckle, want me to steal your breath, want me to own you.

I do, you know. I own you, you little bitch.

Yessss…

Look so good when you come.

Ever wonder why you have so many wet dreams? Shitty love cook.

…

…

… You’re awake, aren’t you?

Comments

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Umm, you okay there? *nervous laughter* You've kind of gone red.

...You're not choking, are you?

*shifty eyes*

Shit! *flees*

[vampire-otaku.livejournal.com]

*rolling on the floor laughing from previous comment*
Poor Kyrakitty! Somebody get those two outta here!

Anyways... This was f-n' hot. I absolutely love it when Zoro talks dirty. And the last line about killed me: You’re awake, aren’t you?

Brain... melting... *fans face, whimpering* Damn, that got me hot.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much. Zoro's got the dirtiest purtiest mouth ever, hasn't he? I think it's the voice that does it for me...

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

That was HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Aww, shucks, thanks, but it was Zoro who made it that way.

[fenm.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAH!!! A great, fucking hot fic made all the better by that hysterical ending!
BTW, your icon is hypnotizing me...

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Heehee, if you tilt your head, the icon looks like it's moving. Or maybe that's just me being really tired...

Anyway, thank you very muchly. Sex should always be followed by a good laugh. Well, at least it's better than laughing during, right?

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

YAY! Stalker!

...I mean "Oh no, don't follow me, you scary person, I'm ever so frightened. And I have no choice but to walk down this scary dark alley all by myself. And, oh my, a shiny penny. I guess I'll just have to bend over tantalizingly to pick it up..."

[neo-queen157.livejournal.com]

Hahaha oh man that is amazing. Zoro is such a devious bastard.

You want me behind you, tongue buried in your ass, while you cook.
That line drove my bunnies crazy.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

*huggles your icon* Go on, give in to the bunnies, write beautifully smutty kitchen rimming smex...

[noodle6680.livejournal.com]

...omg

"How I should slam you against the mast, fucking grind you into the wood, right in front of Luffy and Usopp and your precious Nami-swan."

Best. Line. In. The HISTORY OF THE WORLD! SRLSY!
-Nosebleed-

And the last line was the sex covered cherry on top.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm, sex covered cherry ....

[ex-pinkocrac87.livejournal.com]

Here, have these shiny new internets. You deserve them. This OWNS. *fans self* PHEW! Way to kick things off!!!

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, and they match my shoes! *models internets*

[chrysaliss.livejournal.com]

Please, please...provide an "emergency survival pack" with your NC-17 fics with LOT of tissues for stopping nosebleeds and supplies of fresh blood for transfusion...I BEG YOU! *tries to recover from her massive nosebleed*

This is beyond goodness! Zoro talking dirty to Sanji...it's just too yum yum~ *dreamy look*
But what a fucking GREAT idea of him to try the subliminal method to actually have his ways with the love cook! Never thought about this possibility before, hummm...Such great perspectives appear all of sudden~ :D *lol*

The end was so much fun too!
(as always I wish I could read more of it! T__T I can't help it...It's like wanting to have some more dessert *drools*)

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

The whole subliminal fantasies thing is one of my more unusual kinks, and one I love to indulge in and promote. Mmmmm, dream sex...

And I'm sure Sanji would be very pleased with being likened to dessert.

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE AWAKE, AREN'T YOU. WAHAHAHAHAHAH omggggg AWESOME. beyond words. I love your stuff so so so much. The snark, the humour, the EVERYTHING. GUH.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

I love the way capslockness matches your icon - it's almost as if Zoro's the one amused!

[bl4ckm4lice.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
awesome last line!!! hmmm yummy!

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Speaking of yummy... *licks your icon*

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

God, this was so utterly lovely. You totally caught their dynamic. The end bit won me. ^_^

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

*blushee* Your icon seems very appropriate, since I can imagine Zoro narrating filth to a sleeping Sanji is the closest he'll ever get to 'shitty nothings'.

♥

[cosmiko.livejournal.com]

Whoo--! *fans self hard* Zoro talking dirty and making Sanji come on that alone. >3

And the last line. >D

Re: ♥

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

*dances like the Chopper in your icon* It's Zoro's damn voice. He could be reading the phonebook and he could still make Sanji come.

[winterwaltz6.livejournal.com]

Whoa, that was hot. I loved the last line. Hehe. Great job. xD

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

*curtsies* Thank you very much.

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

dsvoiuaegvo earge.

::five minutes later::

Now that I've gotten my fingers to stop shaking, I've a message from the First National Temple of Salmon Pink.

Oh great and wonderful Pink-sama, we thank you for bestowing upon us the Holy Words of Hawtness. Forgive us for nosebleeding upon thy blessed works, and deliver on to us more of your written blessing, unworthy as we are. We ask this in thy Prony name, so shall it be.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

And, lo, Salmon Pink looked upon your icon, and saw that it was good.

[paxnirvana.livejournal.com]

*joins the line of worshipers*

Very. Hot. There is something so very incredibly delicious about a dirty-talking Zoro... *melts*

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Mmm, FoulMouthWhore!Zoro needs more love. *plots longer fic*

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

...want me to own you.

I do, you know. I own you, you little bitch.

Oh my...I LOVE Zoro being all possessive and evil.*grins* And this was soooo HOT!*nosebleeds*

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Heehee, I have such a kink for Zoro calling Sanji a bitch. I don't know why, since Sanji isn't a weepy uke or anything as ridiculous as that. Maybe that's why; strong characters insulting each other's strength or something.

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

*also joins long, long, line of worshipers*

I have yet to read the other 15+ drabbles that come after this one, but I think you set the bar up way too high. Awesomely writing and the ending was just too perfect! ::slobbers on her hands and knees::

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Heehee, hawt in red letters. I totally feel validated now. Don't worry, all the drabbles this week are as fantastic as ever. Damn, I love this comm!

*drools wantonly on keyboard*

[mitsubachi2g.livejournal.com]

Hawtness. The very snarky, smexy, f-ing definition of hawt.
Read it when it was posted last week, and drooled then, too.
All this drool as killed my poorkeyboard o_O
I second sherrymarie, you caught their dynamic very well, and only from Zoro's POV.

Re: *drools wantonly on keyboard*

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

My apologies. I shall inform my plot bunnies that they owe you a new keyboard. ;)

[arnavon-san.livejournal.com]

Curse you, Salmon Pink. It's too close to school time to melt into a pile of goo. Though it would be interesting to see if I could hold a pencil that way...
Well, everything I've read by you is hot, I should have expected this one to be overly so, considering the length and rating.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Well, maths always used to melt me into a pile of goo, but not in the same way. I imagine fangirl!goo is sparkly and pink, compared to maths-boredom!goo, which is brown and kind of stinky.

[shiome.livejournal.com]

Holy hawtness, Zoro has such a dirty mouth. *fans self*
And of course the mental image wouldn't have been complete if Sanji weren't awake. Ah, so much love.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Zoro's so pretty when he's being filthy. ;)

[obsidianne.livejournal.com]

*gurgles* Too... Hot..

lol. Loved the last line. ^__^

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Zoro thinks he's soooo sly. Sod's Law, he had to get caught out. XD

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

I didn't think it was possible to choke on the hybrid lovechild of a 'Guuhhhh' and a 'Squeeee!'

But I did, and...ugh Sanji, I know how you feeellllll....

*faints*

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Zoro talking dirty to you must be the best alarm clock ever! XD

[silverladys9sf.livejournal.com]

omfg. "You're awake, aren't you?" laskjasdkljspluttersplutteromgsplutter.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

*pats on back* XD

[motoko]

I know, I know. I just got here and I'm just... reading everything at one go. Not like it's a bad thing, though. -wipes blood from nose-

Anyhoooo... "... You're awake, aren't you?" BEST LINE EVER. ♥ Massive win for you.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Reading everything at once is cool, there's no such thing as an overdose when it comes to Zoro/Sanji. XD