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onepieceyaoi100Title: STFU
Pairing: Zoro x Sanji
Rating: PG-13 for excessive swearing? General siliness
Words: 244
Topic: Talking
“What the fuck are you – “
“Shhhh! Shut up.”
“Why should I – “
“Just shut up, you stupid cook! That damn female Marine’s in the area and I don’t need her to see me!”
“That has nothing to do with the fact that you’re practically straddling me against the wall.”
“I am no… er. Shit.”
“Shit indeed. Care to explain?”
“It wasn’t intentional. And for god’s sake, shut the fuck up before she hears us!”
“I’m giving you ten seconds to explain yourself before I raise the alarm.”
“Y-You wouldn’t dare! And you’d be setting yourself up for capture, too – “
“Four seconds.”
“Bastard! It was fucking reflex, alright? You should be grateful I was considerate enough to think about hiding you from – “
“HEY, SERGEA-mph!”
“!!”
“…?!!?!”
“…!”
“?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!”
“Gargh!”
“GRARGH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!”
“I told you to shut the hell up!”
“Fucking kissing me will NOT work to your advantage! Shithead!”
“Well, maybe if you’d let go of my fucking wrists, I could have used something else other than my mouth to shut you up! You stupid, talkative spiral bastard!”
“Dumbass algae-head!”
“Dartboard eyebrow!”
“SHITTY MARIMO!”
“STUPID LOVE CO –“
“There you are, Roronoa Zoro!”
“FUCK.”
“Wait, what are you – oi! Let go of my wrist, idiot – stop pulling me! I’m not a damn girl!”
“STOP THERE, RORONOA!”
“When we get back to the ship, Roronoa Zoro? I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You.”
“Just shut the fuck up and run.”
Pairing: Zoro x Sanji
Rating: PG-13 for excessive swearing? General siliness
Words: 244
Topic: Talking
“What the fuck are you – “
“Shhhh! Shut up.”
“Why should I – “
“Just shut up, you stupid cook! That damn female Marine’s in the area and I don’t need her to see me!”
“That has nothing to do with the fact that you’re practically straddling me against the wall.”
“I am no… er. Shit.”
“Shit indeed. Care to explain?”
“It wasn’t intentional. And for god’s sake, shut the fuck up before she hears us!”
“I’m giving you ten seconds to explain yourself before I raise the alarm.”
“Y-You wouldn’t dare! And you’d be setting yourself up for capture, too – “
“Four seconds.”
“Bastard! It was fucking reflex, alright? You should be grateful I was considerate enough to think about hiding you from – “
“HEY, SERGEA-mph!”
“!!”
“…?!!?!”
“…!”
“?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!”
“Gargh!”
“GRARGH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!”
“I told you to shut the hell up!”
“Fucking kissing me will NOT work to your advantage! Shithead!”
“Well, maybe if you’d let go of my fucking wrists, I could have used something else other than my mouth to shut you up! You stupid, talkative spiral bastard!”
“Dumbass algae-head!”
“Dartboard eyebrow!”
“SHITTY MARIMO!”
“STUPID LOVE CO –“
“There you are, Roronoa Zoro!”
“FUCK.”
“Wait, what are you – oi! Let go of my wrist, idiot – stop pulling me! I’m not a damn girl!”
“STOP THERE, RORONOA!”
“When we get back to the ship, Roronoa Zoro? I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You.”
“Just shut the fuck up and run.”
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Date: 2006-04-08 09:55 am (UTC)ARE YOU GENIUS OR SOMETHING...you make me wanna read all the chapters
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nice piece
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