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Title: What Would Hina Do?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jango/Fullbody
Word Count: 237
Warning: See the rating?
Disclaimer: I simply borrow these characters for my own amusement.
“You ever wonder what it would be like?”
“All the time. Who wouldn’t? She’s so…so…”
“Hina.”
“Yeah. She’s barely have to touch you and you’d get-.”
“…what? Oh. Yeah, heh.”
“Bet you she’d make you start off on your own-like that, but stand up straight! Hina won’t stand for any slacking on her ship.”
“Yes m-ma’am…”
“That’s better. She’d finish off her cigarette and start inspection…good…but if she didn’t like something, she’d correct it herself…”
“Ngh! That’s why she’s such a good…a good…leader…”
“Uh-huh.”
“What next?”
“Um…oh man…”
“What?”
“I bet she has one of those *special* belts…there was a girl I met in West Blue who had one…it has this cock that attaches to it—.”
“No. No…and she—.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Guh, that’s so hot—you think Hina would…!”
“Hell yeah.”
“Show me.”
“…!”
“Come on!”
“S-she’d make you assume the right position-kick you most likely…shit! Sorry!”
“S’alright, keep going…”
“Nails…she’d let you feel them going down your back. So you don’t forget who’s running the show, but not enough to keep you from doing your job. Hina’s a practical woman, after all.”
“Yesss…”
“And that’s why she takes her time getting you ready. She’s not being kind.”
“Ngh! S-s-she’s not?”
“Nope. She just knows that when she fucks someone, she does it hard and a little violently. Wouldn’t want you unable to make role call because she fucked you in half…”
“Hhhohgod…”
“And she would…just…l-like…this…”
Title: What Would Hina Do?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jango/Fullbody
Word Count: 237
Warning: See the rating?
Disclaimer: I simply borrow these characters for my own amusement.
“You ever wonder what it would be like?”
“All the time. Who wouldn’t? She’s so…so…”
“Hina.”
“Yeah. She’s barely have to touch you and you’d get-.”
“…what? Oh. Yeah, heh.”
“Bet you she’d make you start off on your own-like that, but stand up straight! Hina won’t stand for any slacking on her ship.”
“Yes m-ma’am…”
“That’s better. She’d finish off her cigarette and start inspection…good…but if she didn’t like something, she’d correct it herself…”
“Ngh! That’s why she’s such a good…a good…leader…”
“Uh-huh.”
“What next?”
“Um…oh man…”
“What?”
“I bet she has one of those *special* belts…there was a girl I met in West Blue who had one…it has this cock that attaches to it—.”
“No. No…and she—.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Guh, that’s so hot—you think Hina would…!”
“Hell yeah.”
“Show me.”
“…!”
“Come on!”
“S-she’d make you assume the right position-kick you most likely…shit! Sorry!”
“S’alright, keep going…”
“Nails…she’d let you feel them going down your back. So you don’t forget who’s running the show, but not enough to keep you from doing your job. Hina’s a practical woman, after all.”
“Yesss…”
“And that’s why she takes her time getting you ready. She’s not being kind.”
“Ngh! S-s-she’s not?”
“Nope. She just knows that when she fucks someone, she does it hard and a little violently. Wouldn’t want you unable to make role call because she fucked you in half…”
“Hhhohgod…”
“And she would…just…l-like…this…”
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Date: 2006-04-08 06:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-08 07:17 pm (UTC)You shouldn't show this to people right after they wake up. Just a note for the future.
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Date: 2006-04-08 07:25 pm (UTC)Oh man that was just ... GUHHHH.
I mean, any mention of Hina is teh win, but that? I'd give you teh intawebs, but you've gone and melted them.
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Date: 2006-04-08 10:07 pm (UTC)“And that’s why she takes her time getting you ready. She’s not being kind.”
Yeah baby... oh yeaaaah....
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Date: 2006-04-09 01:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 10:02 pm (UTC)