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onepieceyaoi100Title: Accidents and Understanding
Rating: R
Word Count: 281
Pairing: Multiple
Topic: Talking
“It was more like an accidental fuck.”
“…really.”
“Er, well, a series of accidental fucks.”
“Really.”
“…yes.”
“So, let me make sure that I understand this fully, Sanji-kun. There you were, walking around one day, minding your own business, when you just kind of tripped over him. And then insertion happened. Accidental insertion.”
“Um. More or less?”
“Let’s go for more, shall we? Be as explicit as possible.”
“Nami-san! There’s no reason to go into detail, is there? I mean, I would not wish to offend your delicate and always charming feminine sensibilities.”
“I don’t mind, Sanji-kun. Offend away. Who tops?”
“Oh, well, is that a tape recorder?”
“Zoro is a screamer, isn’t he? I mean, he looks like the type to be all silent except for the occasional low-key grunt, but I’ve always found that looks can be deceiving.”
“Nami-san, I’m begging you –“
“Robin is a screamer, you know. It was kind of a surprise at first.”
“Hyuher…”
“Now, Vivi-chan was a giggler. That was something that I thought that I would find annoying, you know? But goddamn, the sight of her all flushed and naked stretch out across my bed laughing low and secret in the back of her throat just drove me absolutely wild. I couldn’t get enough. There was this one time last summer when we had been going at it for what had to be at least a good hour and . . Sanji-kun, sit down before you fall down. And for the love of god, breathe. Maybe you should try putting your head between your knees.”
“Nam..nur.."
“There, there. Just take your time and relax. After all, we have all afternoon and I have plenty of tape.”
Rating: R
Word Count: 281
Pairing: Multiple
Topic: Talking
“It was more like an accidental fuck.”
“…really.”
“Er, well, a series of accidental fucks.”
“Really.”
“…yes.”
“So, let me make sure that I understand this fully, Sanji-kun. There you were, walking around one day, minding your own business, when you just kind of tripped over him. And then insertion happened. Accidental insertion.”
“Um. More or less?”
“Let’s go for more, shall we? Be as explicit as possible.”
“Nami-san! There’s no reason to go into detail, is there? I mean, I would not wish to offend your delicate and always charming feminine sensibilities.”
“I don’t mind, Sanji-kun. Offend away. Who tops?”
“Oh, well, is that a tape recorder?”
“Zoro is a screamer, isn’t he? I mean, he looks like the type to be all silent except for the occasional low-key grunt, but I’ve always found that looks can be deceiving.”
“Nami-san, I’m begging you –“
“Robin is a screamer, you know. It was kind of a surprise at first.”
“Hyuher…”
“Now, Vivi-chan was a giggler. That was something that I thought that I would find annoying, you know? But goddamn, the sight of her all flushed and naked stretch out across my bed laughing low and secret in the back of her throat just drove me absolutely wild. I couldn’t get enough. There was this one time last summer when we had been going at it for what had to be at least a good hour and . . Sanji-kun, sit down before you fall down. And for the love of god, breathe. Maybe you should try putting your head between your knees.”
“Nam..nur.."
“There, there. Just take your time and relax. After all, we have all afternoon and I have plenty of tape.”
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Date: 2006-04-08 07:41 pm (UTC)...Actually this makes it kind of difficult to type.
Yay for One Piece yuri! And for analytical!Nami. Poor Sanji. Except most people wouldn't think him so 'poor'; they'd more likely give anything to be in his situation. That was fabulous.
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Date: 2006-04-08 07:59 pm (UTC)Huh .. gurrr .. nyarrff .. buh- *hotness overwhelms*
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Date: 2006-04-08 08:32 pm (UTC)Bwahaha, Nami the manipulator. Poor Sanji's gonna pass out from blood loss at those mental images, lol.
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Date: 2006-04-08 09:03 pm (UTC)But damn, Nami is a hot chica. Totally badass. I love her to death! Though now I'm sure Sanji will have dreams of potential foursomes (ZoroxSanjixNamix???). But then again, who would be on top...? Zoro, or Sanji? ^__~
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Date: 2006-04-09 01:17 am (UTC)You win for sneaking in the yuri. *huhuhu*
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Date: 2006-04-09 01:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-09 05:38 am (UTC)ROFL WIN WTFH HAHAHA XD Poor poor Sanji. omg. XD
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Date: 2006-04-09 08:49 am (UTC)And tape recording...(I wanna watch too...)
Both of them discussing this is just too much.XD
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Date: 2006-04-10 03:37 am (UTC)Uh-huh, sure Sanji. We believe you. Honest.
The part with Vivi being a giggler just blew half of what's left of my brain away.
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