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[paxnirvana.livejournal.com]

Title: Cornered
Author: paxnirvana
Rating: R
Word Count: 233
Pairing: ZoSan
Topic: Talking (or is it porn again this week... hard to tell... *snerk*)


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"Shitty rubber brat, it's not dinner time yet! I've told yo…oh. It's just you."

"Ch'e, starting to need those glasses, 'Mr. Prince'?"

"Grrr… shut up, marimo-head. Go drown yourse… unh! …the fuck?!"

"I've had it with this extra-pissy attitude of yours lately, cook."

"Get off! Leggo!"

"Make me--unf! Ow! Damn it!"

"That's what you get, shitty bastard! Keep your damn hands to yourself!"

"…'s not what you were saying the other night."

"…"

"…"

"I don't know what you're talking about. And don't bleed on the table. Nami-san has to eat there."

"Sure you don't."

"No. I don't. Now get lost, shitty bastard. I've got work to do."

"…"

"…"

"I know you remember, shit-cook. You weren't that drunk."

"Don't know what you're talking about, muscle-head. Go heave the anchor around out there in the sun again and finish baking those pointless brains of yours into rocks or something… Hey. Back off… fuck!!"

"I know you remember, because you've been acting like an even bigger idiot than usual."

"Quit breathing in my ear…! Ungh… let go."

"Don't think so. I like you better like this… under me…"

"Shut up. Get off me, shitty swordsman... aaaaah!"

"…"

"…"

"Open your mouth."

"No wa… unf!"

"…"

"…"

"…spread your legs… wider… ahh… yeah, like that…"

"…unh…unh AH! …your hands are cold again, shitty bastard…"

"…just put your tongue back in my mouth, love cook."

"…mmm."

Comments

[paxnirvana.livejournal.com]

That would be because I suck. Fixed. Ehehehe. Thankee!!

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAH OMGGGGG THE MENTAL IMAGES THAT COME WITH THIS ARE DIVINE. Just... GUH. YES. Delishhhh...

(lol I'll just repaste this without the 50 miles of text. lolol XD)

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Not only do you succeed in making me a puddle of nicely melted goo with the hawtness of this drabble, but then you have to go and have an icon of Squall's crotch! Damn you! This was gorgeous and a complete tease and I love love love the way Sanji refers to Zoro's hands being cold "again". Mwahahaha, not so good with the pretending, is he?

[vampire-otaku.livejournal.com]

Haha, he doesn't remember a thing... maybe he ought to ask Usopp for some lying lessons, lol.

Yay for Zoro instigating the smex!

[ember-alda.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, there's nothing like Sanji's dorky denial to freshen my day ^.^

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

*puddlefied* Snarky dialogue + implicit sexual action = teh wins!

[ptps.livejournal.com]

*brain bleeds slowly out of ear* Duuuuuuuuuuhr

[ptps.livejournal.com]

Read: "WRITE MORE. WRITE THE WHOLE THING. DAMN YOU. ♥ "

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

*Imagining*
So hot, damnit!*nosebleeds*(And I love your icon.)

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

"...just put your tongue back in my mouth, love cook."

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Damn, my mouth muscles aren't cooperating with me! Can't...stop...smiling...

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[cosmiko.livejournal.com]

Mmmm~ Love the InDenial!Sanji and the implied action! ♥