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onepieceyaoi100Sanji/Usopp kick this week, it seems. ^_^
Title: Hamburger
Word Count: 240.
Rating: PG-13 or so.
Pairing: Sanji/Usopp.
Topic: Talking.
“So what does it feel like?”
“Heaven, if you do it right. With girls, anyway. Guys are different—OI! Rum is for drinking, not breathing, longnose!”
“Sorry. Owie, that burns. Now, repeat that last sentence, because I think I misheard it.”
“Guys are different.”
“You…with other guys? But…you always hit on Nami and Robin…”
“Beautiful women are filet mignon to the low-grade hamburger of most men. But sometimes, through choice or lack of other alternatives, you just have to have a hamburger.”
“So…what’s it like with a guy?”
“Rougher. Faster. Easier to show exactly what you want. Men usually aren’t afraid of breaking it if they stroke it too hard, for one. Girls can get nervous about that, but oh, it’s so cute when they do!”
”But…it’s good?”
“Is a hamburger good when you’re really hungry?”
“Yeah.”
“There you go.”
“Have you ever…with another guy on the ship?”
“No. Zoro would kill me if I thought about chasing Luffy’s tail, and I’m not about to fuck that idiot marimo. Not unless I had him tied up first. And gagged. So that all he could do was lie there, glare at me, and take it. Yeah, I’d like that. Stupid shitty swordsman.”
“…”
“You okay, Usopp?”
“I didn’t hear myself on that list.”
“You’ve got your girl back home. I’m not going to mess with that.”
“I know. But Sanji…”
“Huh?”
“Right about now, I could really go for a hamburger.”
Title: Hamburger
Word Count: 240.
Rating: PG-13 or so.
Pairing: Sanji/Usopp.
Topic: Talking.
“So what does it feel like?”
“Heaven, if you do it right. With girls, anyway. Guys are different—OI! Rum is for drinking, not breathing, longnose!”
“Sorry. Owie, that burns. Now, repeat that last sentence, because I think I misheard it.”
“Guys are different.”
“You…with other guys? But…you always hit on Nami and Robin…”
“Beautiful women are filet mignon to the low-grade hamburger of most men. But sometimes, through choice or lack of other alternatives, you just have to have a hamburger.”
“So…what’s it like with a guy?”
“Rougher. Faster. Easier to show exactly what you want. Men usually aren’t afraid of breaking it if they stroke it too hard, for one. Girls can get nervous about that, but oh, it’s so cute when they do!”
”But…it’s good?”
“Is a hamburger good when you’re really hungry?”
“Yeah.”
“There you go.”
“Have you ever…with another guy on the ship?”
“No. Zoro would kill me if I thought about chasing Luffy’s tail, and I’m not about to fuck that idiot marimo. Not unless I had him tied up first. And gagged. So that all he could do was lie there, glare at me, and take it. Yeah, I’d like that. Stupid shitty swordsman.”
“…”
“You okay, Usopp?”
“I didn’t hear myself on that list.”
“You’ve got your girl back home. I’m not going to mess with that.”
“I know. But Sanji…”
“Huh?”
“Right about now, I could really go for a hamburger.”
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Date: 2006-04-09 01:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-09 08:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-09 01:17 am (UTC)Hmmm... hamburger..
This is cute, btw! ^_^
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Date: 2006-04-09 08:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-09 01:19 am (UTC)And I can almost see Sanji's Huh, what? expression melting into that faux-suave look he gets too... *smirks* Go go Usopp!!
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Date: 2006-04-09 08:41 am (UTC)Agrees and grins too.XDD
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Date: 2006-04-09 09:00 pm (UTC)Go go Usopp indeed!
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Date: 2006-04-09 09:02 pm (UTC)Heee, thank you, but I definitely don't think I deserve a crown for my fandom silliness.
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Date: 2006-04-09 05:43 am (UTC)But gaah poor Usopp. XD Inhaling his rum. And then getting scarred several times along the conversation. XD
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Date: 2006-04-09 09:05 pm (UTC)Snerking alcohol is not fun at all. Poor Usopp. Hopefully, Sanji will make it all better.
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Date: 2006-04-09 08:41 am (UTC)I love how Sanji talksXD. And I like how you compared it to a hamburger*grins*, I understood the concept completely. Just had one thing in mind after reading..."GO Usopp!!"
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Date: 2006-04-09 09:06 pm (UTC)Usopp wants his beefy Sanji goodness. Go Usopp go!
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Date: 2006-04-09 10:07 am (UTC)When you said you were going to write more than one, I got very excited!!
Best bit? I can imagine Zoro tied down, gagged, and Sanji standing over him telling he's going to take it...
Of course, after that image has gone, I can see Usopp's face saying, “Right about now, I could really go for a hamburger.”
-Jumps up and down- YAY FOR CAPTAIN USOPP!!!
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Date: 2006-04-09 09:08 pm (UTC)Zoro apparently wins this fic without even being there.
Great Captain Usopp, buttpirate extraordinaire. He's just getting some experience so he can impress Kaya when he comes home, he swears.
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Date: 2006-04-10 03:46 am (UTC)"I know. But Sanji..."
"Huh?"
"Right about now, I could really go for a hamburger."
Awwww! The SanUso is so adorable~~~~
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Date: 2006-04-10 04:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-12 10:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-12 10:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-13 12:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-19 08:53 am (UTC)And why I love RPing Usopp with my girlfriend (who RPs Sanji) <3
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Date: 2009-07-05 03:30 am (UTC)&hearts
LOL! and....also kind of aaaawwwwwww
Zoro would kill me if I thought about chasing Luffy’s tail
I don't know why that line out of the entire fic jumped out at me but, Protective!Zoro pwns my heart so much &heart whether it's platonically or not (and the line could be read either way, which is awesome - Luffy, your crew luvs you so much &hearts)
yay for the last line! and also yum
P.S. Do you have to friend me for me to be able to read your locked entries? And if that is the case, could you - I love your fics, and also the fact that you ship everybody! It's awesome, and adorable (and sometimes, very, very hot) XD
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Date: 2009-07-05 05:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-05 06:03 am (UTC)lol Sanji icon