Break The Fourth Wall...
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onepieceyaoi100Who needs it anyway? It's not a load-bearing wall.
Title: Civil Hostilities
Word Count: 276
Topic: Talking
Rating: PG-13 for language and wall abuse
Disclaimer: If I owned them, I wouldn't need to be writing fanfiction, now, would I?
“Oi, Sanji, pass the potatoes.”
“Oh hell, they’re in one of those moods, aren’t they?”
“Here, Zoro.”
“I hate it when they’re like this.”
“Lakwha?” *Like what?
“Damn it, Luffy, chew with your mouth closed!”
“SoweeUso.” *Sorry, Usopp.
“I’m certain Cook-san and Swordsman-san will resolve their matter in their own time.”
“Before or after hell freezes over?”
“We can hear you, harpy.”
“Manners, Zoro.”
“I agree with Nami—it’s creepy to not hear them spitting curses at each other.”
“Thanks for the vote of confidence, Usopp.”
“Wow, you can see icicles off of his speech bubble!”
“Luffy, stop breaking the fourth wall.”
“Luffy broke a wall? Did it hurt?”
“Not like that, Chopper.”
“Sorry, Sanji, but I prefer you two to just duke it out – very far away from the Merry—and get it over with. When you’re all civil with each other, it makes me worry you’re going to go psycho cannibal and eat us all with fava beans or something.”
“Not likely. You would definitely be served with squash.”
“Not helping!”
“What are you two fighting about this time, anyway?”
“It’s nothing for you to worry about, Nami-san—“
“You don’t even remember, do you, shitty cook?”
“…And you do?”
“Well, I know it’s your fault.”
“It is not! You started it!”
“Pass the salt.”
“Fine. Here, Zoro.”
“Hey, Nami, you know that wall I broke? There are people on the other side watching us!”
“Will you two just kiss and make up already?”
“N-Nami-san! I wouldn’t—mmph! Mmm…”
“Ah, peace at last…”
“Hey, that one’s got a sandwich!”
“Heh. There. You’re forgiven.”
“The hell? You’re the one who needs to ask forgiveness, asshole!”
Title: Civil Hostilities
Word Count: 276
Topic: Talking
Rating: PG-13 for language and wall abuse
Disclaimer: If I owned them, I wouldn't need to be writing fanfiction, now, would I?
“Oi, Sanji, pass the potatoes.”
“Oh hell, they’re in one of those moods, aren’t they?”
“Here, Zoro.”
“I hate it when they’re like this.”
“Lakwha?” *Like what?
“Damn it, Luffy, chew with your mouth closed!”
“SoweeUso.” *Sorry, Usopp.
“I’m certain Cook-san and Swordsman-san will resolve their matter in their own time.”
“Before or after hell freezes over?”
“We can hear you, harpy.”
“Manners, Zoro.”
“I agree with Nami—it’s creepy to not hear them spitting curses at each other.”
“Thanks for the vote of confidence, Usopp.”
“Wow, you can see icicles off of his speech bubble!”
“Luffy, stop breaking the fourth wall.”
“Luffy broke a wall? Did it hurt?”
“Not like that, Chopper.”
“Sorry, Sanji, but I prefer you two to just duke it out – very far away from the Merry—and get it over with. When you’re all civil with each other, it makes me worry you’re going to go psycho cannibal and eat us all with fava beans or something.”
“Not likely. You would definitely be served with squash.”
“Not helping!”
“What are you two fighting about this time, anyway?”
“It’s nothing for you to worry about, Nami-san—“
“You don’t even remember, do you, shitty cook?”
“…And you do?”
“Well, I know it’s your fault.”
“It is not! You started it!”
“Pass the salt.”
“Fine. Here, Zoro.”
“Hey, Nami, you know that wall I broke? There are people on the other side watching us!”
“Will you two just kiss and make up already?”
“N-Nami-san! I wouldn’t—mmph! Mmm…”
“Ah, peace at last…”
“Hey, that one’s got a sandwich!”
“Heh. There. You’re forgiven.”
“The hell? You’re the one who needs to ask forgiveness, asshole!”
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Date: 2006-04-09 01:12 am (UTC)[...]
"Hey, that one’s got a sandwich!"
O_O
[puts down sandwich, puts shirt back on]
Heh... oops... [blush]
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Date: 2006-04-09 01:15 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-04-09 01:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-09 09:15 pm (UTC)I'm glad you enjoyed.
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Date: 2006-04-09 05:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-09 09:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-09 05:47 am (UTC)“Wow, you can see icicles off of his speech bubble!”
XDDD Best lines EVAR.
I haven't seen the fifth movie yet, but damn this was just funny as hell. Zoro and Sanji being civil to each other was like... I could imagine everyone on the ship just giving them super weird looks and Usopp trying to whisper inconpicously (can't spell without wordcheck) out of the side of his mouth XDD Cute!
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Date: 2006-04-09 05:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-09 09:20 pm (UTC)Ah, civility. How you know that the shit has really hit the fan in the One Piece 'verse...
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Date: 2006-04-09 08:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-09 09:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 03:52 am (UTC)"You don't even remember, do you, shitty cook?"
"...And you do?"
"Well, I know it's your fault."
"It is not! You started it!"
Yup, that's the Zoro and Sanji fight I know and love.
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Date: 2006-04-10 04:41 am (UTC)Yeah, we knew they couldn't keep it up for long.