[drabble] Scar Tissue
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onepieceyaoi100Well, I'm going to try my first attempt at entering for the topic! yay! Hope it goes over alright!
Title: Scar Tissue
Rating: Mildish... PG-13. There be cussin', yar!
Word Count: 300 on the dot! Booyah!
Pairing: ZoLu-ish *le gasp* Out of my ZoSan comfort zone!!
Topic: Talking
"What are you doing? Stop that!"
“But, Zoro! It feels so neat! All ridgy and rough, but kinda smooth, too!”
“Yeah, well … whatever just leave it alone!”
“Hey Chopper! Come feel Zoro!”
“Luffy! Dammit!”
“What should I feel, Luffy?”
“Right here… isn’t that cool?”
“Oh, most curious. I never thought it would have that kind of texture. “
“Would you both please go AWAY!”
“What’s the matter, shit-swordsman? Can’t take it?”
“Fucker. Not you, too.”
“Sanji! Feel!”
“Che, there’s no way I’m touching THAT. I have to cook with these hands. “
“What’s going on over here?”
“Nothing. Go away.”
“Usopp! You have to touch Zoro! Right there!”
“B-b-but I don’t think that’s s-s-such a good idea, Luffy.”
“Yes it is!”
“He looks r-r-really m-mad.”
“I AM really mad.”
“I’ve got him pinned, just do it!”
“… Oh … that’s really strange…I-I kinda like it though.”
“Told you!”
“I’m going to kill you all.”
“NAMIIIII!! ROOOBIN!!!”
“LUFFY-“
“What’s all the screaming abou-, Luffy … why are you sitting on Zoro?”
“We’re feeling him! Want to try?”
“Eeeh? What are you feeling?”
“There! Right there!”
“N-NAMI-SWAN!! You really shouldn’t place your delicate hands on something so vile and-“
“Eeeeew! That’s so gross!”
“Did you hear me say I’m going to kill you all?”
“It’s not gross, Nami! I like it!”
“Many cultures considerate it a thing of beauty, Swordsman-san.”
“Doesn’t he have more on his legs? Usopp! Pull down his pants!”
“U-uh …”
“Do it, long nose, and you’ll draw back a stump.”
“Hey, Zoro, can I taste it?”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Right then, back to my maps.”
“I’ve got to finish lunch.”
“Chopper, let’s go … do something else.”
“OI! Don’t leave me here like this!!!”
“I wonder if it tastes like meat.”
“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!!!”
Well, thar she be. *whew* ^__^
Title: Scar Tissue
Rating: Mildish... PG-13. There be cussin', yar!
Word Count: 300 on the dot! Booyah!
Pairing: ZoLu-ish *le gasp* Out of my ZoSan comfort zone!!
Topic: Talking
"What are you doing? Stop that!"
“But, Zoro! It feels so neat! All ridgy and rough, but kinda smooth, too!”
“Yeah, well … whatever just leave it alone!”
“Hey Chopper! Come feel Zoro!”
“Luffy! Dammit!”
“What should I feel, Luffy?”
“Right here… isn’t that cool?”
“Oh, most curious. I never thought it would have that kind of texture. “
“Would you both please go AWAY!”
“What’s the matter, shit-swordsman? Can’t take it?”
“Fucker. Not you, too.”
“Sanji! Feel!”
“Che, there’s no way I’m touching THAT. I have to cook with these hands. “
“What’s going on over here?”
“Nothing. Go away.”
“Usopp! You have to touch Zoro! Right there!”
“B-b-but I don’t think that’s s-s-such a good idea, Luffy.”
“Yes it is!”
“He looks r-r-really m-mad.”
“I AM really mad.”
“I’ve got him pinned, just do it!”
“… Oh … that’s really strange…I-I kinda like it though.”
“Told you!”
“I’m going to kill you all.”
“NAMIIIII!! ROOOBIN!!!”
“LUFFY-“
“What’s all the screaming abou-, Luffy … why are you sitting on Zoro?”
“We’re feeling him! Want to try?”
“Eeeh? What are you feeling?”
“There! Right there!”
“N-NAMI-SWAN!! You really shouldn’t place your delicate hands on something so vile and-“
“Eeeeew! That’s so gross!”
“Did you hear me say I’m going to kill you all?”
“It’s not gross, Nami! I like it!”
“Many cultures considerate it a thing of beauty, Swordsman-san.”
“Doesn’t he have more on his legs? Usopp! Pull down his pants!”
“U-uh …”
“Do it, long nose, and you’ll draw back a stump.”
“Hey, Zoro, can I taste it?”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Right then, back to my maps.”
“I’ve got to finish lunch.”
“Chopper, let’s go … do something else.”
“OI! Don’t leave me here like this!!!”
“I wonder if it tastes like meat.”
“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!!!”
Well, thar she be. *whew* ^__^
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Date: 2006-04-09 05:11 am (UTC)Scars are fun, though... ^_^
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Date: 2006-04-09 05:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-09 08:18 am (UTC)This is really nice to read! I like seeing Zoro get angry.XD
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Date: 2006-04-09 10:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-09 12:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-09 02:47 pm (UTC)“What’s all the screaming abou-, Luffy … why are you sitting on Zoro?”
“We’re feeling him! Want to try?”
Yes, please! I adore Luffy. ^_^
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Date: 2006-04-09 02:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 03:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-30 03:56 am (UTC)I didn't know you did Lu/Zo. :) In that case, a counter drabble for you! (I had completely forgoten about it before when we were trading ficcy info, then I didn't bother cause I knew ZoSan was your thing. But, since you don't seem to mind straying into stranger waters.... *crazedgrin*) http://community.livejournal.com/onepieceyaoi100/632743.html#cutid1
Really loved this drabble. You seem to have a real handle on comedy. :)
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Date: 2007-06-02 09:58 pm (UTC)♥___♥ .... i love those two... REALLY.
and now I must run off to read your drabble! ^__^
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Date: 2007-06-25 02:25 am (UTC)*will not ever stop being dead*
ROTFLMAO. THE BEST PART? I COULD SO SEE THIS CANON.