Shitty Pity [Zoro x Sanji]
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Shitty Pity
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 299
Pairing: Zoro x Sanji
Topic: Talking
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece or any of its characters. One Piece belongs to Oda Eiichiro-sensei. This is a non-profit fanfiction written by a fan, for the enjoyment of other fans.
Sorry, let me ramble a bit. So many wonderful drabbles this week. *sparkles* Here's my small contribution to the ZoSan pile. (HWP? *cough* "Hurt Without Plot"? ^^;; )
The beginning also draws inspiration from a Chinese fanfic Garnet Blue by 夜川·某茶 (Ye4 Chuan1.Mou3 Cha2) with the writer's permission. (It's a ZS currently-incomplete series fic. Go check it out if you understand Chinese. ^__^)
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"What the hell--! What does the idiot think he is doing?"
"Get out of my fight, shitty swordsman."
"Like hell I'm going to."
"She's gone."
"What crap were you doing? Don't underestimate a woman. Some can fight as well as men."
"I'm not attacking a lady."
"Wake up, ero-cook. That was YOUR blood on her blades."
"..."
"The harbour's to the right."
Grunt. "Nami said something about west of the island."
"And Nami-san is undoubtedly correct, as always. West doesn't mean left, dumbass."
"Are you slowing down for me, marimo? ...I don't need your shit pity."
"Why should I do that for you, bastard?"
"Good. We need to get back to the Merry quickly. Almost dinnertime. Luffy will be at the fridge again. Someone had better stop him or we'll have to get more supplies."
"...Oi. Idiot mayuge, you alright?"
"Fine as can be. ...Ugh. Damn."
"..."
"What are you doing?! Let me down, shitty marimo!"
"You can't even stand, idiot cook. And you're washing the streets with your blood."
"You're one to talk about bleeding. I don't need your shit pity! Let me down, damn it!"
"I'm not letting you down. You're the one who said we needed to get back quickly."
"I don't need your shit pity."
"I know. No one's pitying you."
A resigned sigh.
"...I might not be up to cooking dinner tonight. And the dessert planned for the ladies... I'm sorry, Nami-san, Robin-chan."
"..."
"Turn right here, we took a diagonal street just now."
Grunt.
"Oi, keep Luffy out of the fridge."
Grunt.
"And don't you raid the booze store while I'm not around."
"You talk too fucking much."
An almost inaudible chuckle.
"Oi. Don't you sleep, idiot cook. Talk to me. We're reaching the Merry soon. Damn it. Talk to me. Oi!"
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Date written: 7 April 2006
Post-fic ramble *cough* Yes, more rambling.
Actually, this can continue to the next scene... But then it wouldn't be under 300 words anymore. XD;
Is Sanji dead? It's up to the reader. Lol.
Writer's intention: he isn't dead, merely unconscious. Don't like character deaths. Chopper will save him. Have faith in Chopper yo! He's Luffy's doctor after all.
A longer version, in which narration has been added in between the dialogue, can be found here.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 299
Pairing: Zoro x Sanji
Topic: Talking
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece or any of its characters. One Piece belongs to Oda Eiichiro-sensei. This is a non-profit fanfiction written by a fan, for the enjoyment of other fans.
Sorry, let me ramble a bit. So many wonderful drabbles this week. *sparkles* Here's my small contribution to the ZoSan pile. (HWP? *cough* "Hurt Without Plot"? ^^;; )
The beginning also draws inspiration from a Chinese fanfic Garnet Blue by 夜川·某茶 (Ye4 Chuan1.Mou3 Cha2) with the writer's permission. (It's a ZS currently-incomplete series fic. Go check it out if you understand Chinese. ^__^)
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"What the hell--! What does the idiot think he is doing?"
"Get out of my fight, shitty swordsman."
"Like hell I'm going to."
"She's gone."
"What crap were you doing? Don't underestimate a woman. Some can fight as well as men."
"I'm not attacking a lady."
"Wake up, ero-cook. That was YOUR blood on her blades."
"..."
"The harbour's to the right."
Grunt. "Nami said something about west of the island."
"And Nami-san is undoubtedly correct, as always. West doesn't mean left, dumbass."
"Are you slowing down for me, marimo? ...I don't need your shit pity."
"Why should I do that for you, bastard?"
"Good. We need to get back to the Merry quickly. Almost dinnertime. Luffy will be at the fridge again. Someone had better stop him or we'll have to get more supplies."
"...Oi. Idiot mayuge, you alright?"
"Fine as can be. ...Ugh. Damn."
"..."
"What are you doing?! Let me down, shitty marimo!"
"You can't even stand, idiot cook. And you're washing the streets with your blood."
"You're one to talk about bleeding. I don't need your shit pity! Let me down, damn it!"
"I'm not letting you down. You're the one who said we needed to get back quickly."
"I don't need your shit pity."
"I know. No one's pitying you."
A resigned sigh.
"...I might not be up to cooking dinner tonight. And the dessert planned for the ladies... I'm sorry, Nami-san, Robin-chan."
"..."
"Turn right here, we took a diagonal street just now."
Grunt.
"Oi, keep Luffy out of the fridge."
Grunt.
"And don't you raid the booze store while I'm not around."
"You talk too fucking much."
An almost inaudible chuckle.
"Oi. Don't you sleep, idiot cook. Talk to me. We're reaching the Merry soon. Damn it. Talk to me. Oi!"
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Date written: 7 April 2006
Post-fic ramble *cough* Yes, more rambling.
Actually, this can continue to the next scene... But then it wouldn't be under 300 words anymore. XD;
Is Sanji dead? It's up to the reader. Lol.
Writer's intention: he isn't dead, merely unconscious. Don't like character deaths. Chopper will save him. Have faith in Chopper yo! He's Luffy's doctor after all.
A longer version, in which narration has been added in between the dialogue, can be found here.
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Date: 2006-04-09 01:25 pm (UTC)I read the narrated version aswell, it added to the suspense.
o.0
Very well written. =]
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Date: 2006-04-10 06:03 pm (UTC)And yes, *joins in the shout for Sanji to wake up* o_o Have faith in Chopper though. I'm sure he will soon have Sanji up and about again. :D
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Date: 2006-04-10 08:24 pm (UTC)He may panic, but he;ll get the job done. xD
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Date: 2006-04-10 01:14 am (UTC)You understand Chinese? (Are you Chinese? )
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Date: 2006-04-10 06:13 pm (UTC)Yup to both questions. I'm a Chinese by race. (Are you one too that you ask?)
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Date: 2006-04-12 02:40 am (UTC)I've been to the site you referred to, and well...I kind of liked her works.^___^
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Date: 2006-04-11 12:55 am (UTC)sanjiiii~~~~~ >o< (<-crying)
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