All the cool kids are writing ZoSan...

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

...so I figured I'd give it a go. Sorry to spamminate the contest this week.

Title: Four-Letter Words
Word Count: 201.
Rating: PG-13 for language. Whoda thunk, with a title like that?
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro.
Topic: Talking.


“Dammit, moron, get the hell off of me!”

“The fuck? What the hell is wrong with you?”

“Nothing. It’s just that for once in my life, I’d like to engage in the other four-letter word for ‘intercourse’ that ends in a ‘k.’”

“…”

“Talk, idiot marimo. I want to talk.”

“You do that all day. Too damn much.”

“There’s a difference between talking and arguing.”

“So talk to Usopp. He likes doing that.”

“I want to talk to you. Mostly to see if it’s even possible.”

“Can we talk when you’re not half-naked and I‘m not hard?”

“No. You’ll just pass out after.”

“Exactly.”

“BASTARD!”

“Shut the hell up, Love Cook, before I find something to put in your mouth.”

“Try it and I’ll bite it off. Why are you being such a fucking prick about this, anyway? Afraid you can’t manage the first intelligent conversation of your life?”

“No, jackass. It’s because words are too easy to misinterpret. This isn’t.”

“Mari-mmmf!”

“Was that clear enough for you, shitty chef, or do I need to repeat myself more slowly?”

“…I think you might need to continue at greater length on that subject.”

“I can go on about it all night long.”

Comments

[geuna.livejournal.com]

Niiiiicccce...

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

That's what Zoro thought, anyway. He's proud of himself--he gets nookie and he shut Sanji the hell up.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, I'm glad you liked it. Zoro is all manner of wins in this. ^_^

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

Hahaha wonderfulllll XD

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

I'm glad the snarky boys amused you.

[noodle6680.livejournal.com]

Go Zoro!!

-Cheers-

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Zoro wins like whoa.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

But Sanji is a manly man all the time. He's a cultured gentleman (read: flaming metrosexual) though, so he likes to at least pretend that he tried to talk to Zoro before banging him.

And who said Zoro was on top? ^_~

[chrysaliss.livejournal.com]

The whole thing is so much fun, especially the “Can we talk when you’re not half-naked and I‘m not hard?” part! XD I love every line of it, actually. ^^
I'm pretty sure Zoro would have managed to piss the cook off even more if they HAD actually managed to "talk" anyway...*laughs* It would have ended in fight 'n fuck. It's just doomed. XD

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but Sanji's gotta at least try. His timing needs work, though. I think he was trying to go for "Zoro in a good mood" and overshot a bit.

[cosmiko.livejournal.com]

Lol. XD Nice~! Liked how you wrote their characters.

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it and thought it was in character.

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

Poor Sanji trying to talk his way to be on top? I don't think it'll work that way though.*snickers*
“Can we talk when you’re not half-naked and I‘m not hard?”

Love this line~XD I always enjoy seeing them fight while at it. It's so much fun. I love this drabble!!

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Heh, a lot of people seemed to like that line, though Sanji didn't.

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

Zoro and Sanji may not really "talk" with each other much, but they communicate a-plenty. :D

The title reminds me of this joke:

A newly married couple had moved out of their respective parents' homes and into a home of their own. The young wife and husband seemed very happy when they had left, but only two days went by before the wife's mother got a distressed phone call from her daughter.

"Oh Mother, I can't take it anymore! I want a divorce!"
"Dear, what happened? Did your husband do something?"
"Yes! He keeps saying these horrible four-letter words to me!"
"Oh my! What exactly did he say to you?"
"I can barely repeat them, but they were words like 'cook' and 'iron' and..."

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Sanji's feet and Zoro's swords do the talking most of the time. And the rest of the time...well, mouths are involved, I'll give it that.

Heh, I'd heard that one, but not in a while.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Awww, Sanji's trying to bond. Bless. But, yes, would could resist talented swordsman tongue? Zoro for teh win!

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Yup. Look at how cute Sanji is, all in touch with his emotions, especially the ones that say "Kick you inna HEAD!"

And then Zoro goes and wins anyway.

[ember-alda.livejournal.com]

“I want to talk to you. Mostly to see if it’s even possible.”

This line KILLED me. Because that is exactly what Sanji would think ^^

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

He really should have picked a better time to do it, though. Poor Sanji...and poor Zoro!

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Really, Sanji. There is such a thing as "timing", you know.