Tasty

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

I sooo do not envy this week's judge right now. Having to pick only ONE winner is just too cruel with all the entries so far. However, my feelings of sympathy don't stop me from adding my drabble twig to the pile of tree trunks and steel support beams on top of the camel's shadowomega's back.

Title: Tasty
Rating: PG-13 for some words (and non-detailed stuff)
Pairing: Zoro & Sanji (the originality is breathtaking, isn't it?)
Word Count: 300
Topic: Talking
Mysterious Summary: Sanji teaches Zoro how to cook.
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"Damnit! What's up with this storm!?"

"Shut up and swim after me, you directions-challenged Marimo!"

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"Great, stranded on a deserted island with very little wildlife. At least I'm certain the rest of the crew is still on the ship."

"Think they'll be able to find us?"

"Not until the storm breaks. Nami-san mentioned that this storm'll last for quite a long while."

"Know how long?"

"...No."

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"Zoro, this is how you cook blood so it becomes digestible. Now you try."

"What? Why can't you just do this?"

::snarl:: "Because it's better for both of us to know how to make the most out of our resources! Now shut up and use the tiny brain space you have left to learn something other than sword-fighting techniques."

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"Cook, have you been eating at all?"

"Yes, I have. Stop talking to me."

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"...Zoro, why's my head on your lap?"

"You suddenly collapsed about an hour ago."

"Oh..."

"You lied to me about eating."

"..."

"Is that all you lied about?"

"Ye-"

"Liar. Now explain everything to me."

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"So, you knew how long we were going to be stuck here and that one of us was going to have to die. And without discussing it with me, you chose yourself."

"Yeah. Would've been better if I... died earlier. You would've... more food. But then you... not eat my corpse and... worse, not rationed... food properly. This was... best... could do."

"SHUT UP! This is nowhere near the best you could've done!"

"You and I... know you'd rather kill me than die... before facing... Mihawk again. Just follow... instructions and you'll... survive. If you die soon after me... I swear... kick you out of hell and back to... world of... living."

"Sanj-"

"Live, Rorono...a."

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"Stupid-ass cook." ::sniff:: "Why'd you have to taste so damn good?"
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Hey, it's not like I lied in the summary. (Just omitted some details...)
I know this isn't going to win anything, but that's not why we write, right? ^_~

Comments

[geuna.livejournal.com]

O_O ... Holy... I don't know whether to laugh or cry my heart out. Strange, but good.

Geuna~

[mettathron.livejournal.com]

... This was the wrong thing to read while eating steak.

Not bad work, but I just couldn't finish dinner after reading it.

[ptps.livejournal.com]

It's not my cup of tea, but still... *shudder* Urgh. Sanji, always too damn self sacrificing. (I highly doubt Zoro would follow Sanji's last instructions though O_O||| ) You managed to scar me. Arrrrrrrgh. I don't think I'll be able to eat dinner tonight...

(Still a good drabble though.)

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

Hahahahah I'LL ASSUME THIS IS CRACK cuz the last line made me laugh. lolol Nice job. XD

[ptps.livejournal.com]

I found it kinda serious but yeah, I couldn't read the laugh line without sort of giggling. Though... scary. ÓxÒ|||

[lady-karasu.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed this, perhaps, more than I should have. Loved the dialogue- though I'd rather not, I could kinda see this happening... ^_~

[the-shy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Just as I was going to start pouting at the fact this was a death flick. (I tend to avoid them) I read the last line and it made it all better. ^_^

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

Oh God...did he really...? *can't think*

The beginning was hilarious.(Until I read the last line.*sob&shudders*)

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Since I can't think about Sanji dying without getting all sniffly, I am choosing to take this as delicious crack and giggle insanely. You get extra bonus points for originality and sheer balls. ;)

[ember-alda.livejournal.com]

Of course Zoro would only be ablt to sniff if he was eating Sanji's corpse... I agree, weird, but of so good!