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[the-shy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Title: OCD
Rating: PG-13
Word count -165
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro
Topic: Talking
Notes: Inspired by a drabble (that I can’t remember the name of) which involved Sanji and Zoro NOT getting off because Sanji wouldn’t put his fingers in a ‘certain place’


What the hell are you doing!

Washing my hands what dose it look like?

b-but! We just…couldn’t that wait until morning!

No. I’m normally back before you wake up from your post-sex nap but I had to find a new bar of soap. There wasn’t much left of the old one.

So you always do this? WHY?

Zoro, you do like what I can do with you using my hands, right?

Er...well...yeah but-

Well I cook with these hands too. How can you expect me to make food for the crew and the goddess Nami after I’ve done that with you?

Why couldn’t it wait until morning!

Do you know how many germs could have grown on my hands by morning?

BASTARD!!

*Door-slam*

A few days later...

Wha- Zoro I’m trying to have a shower!

Exactly, since you’re a stick for being so clean this is the perfect place for this.

No wait Zo- *Gasp*

You still want me to wait?

Shut up and suck!

Comments

[vampire-otaku.livejournal.com]

You still want me to wait?

Haha, Zoro be teachin' that boy a lesson...

[the-shy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Yep he is. ^_^ I'm glad you liked it.

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

Poor Zoro...*chuckles* This is hilarious.
I like Zoro's comeback.^__^

[the-shy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I wasn't sure if this was funny enough So I'm glad I made you chuckle.^_^

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Ah, Sanji, always thinking about cooking and cleanliness while Zoro snores away. I love the title, and Zoro's revenge.

[the-shy-wolf.livejournal.com]

I think I've been watching too much Monk ^^; I'm glad you liked it.