Dirty Little Secret

[jadeprince.livejournal.com]

Title: Dirty Little Secret
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji. Sort of.
Rated: PG
Words: 125
Note: It's not ALL dialogue, but Shadow did say all OR MOSTLY dialogue, soooo I think this still qualifies. I've been listening to All-American Rejects' "Dirty Little Secret" too much, methinks. Woo internet radio.
Warnings: I've been in the hugest mood for depressing One Piece fic. So... This isn't your typical happy/angry ZoSan. You've been warned!


He heard the footsteps first.

"What do you want, cook?"

Silence, the strike of a match, then, "Just to make this clear... No one else needs to know."

"What?"

"Look, marimo-- I don't want to play this game with you!"

"What game?" A low growl.

"You know perfectly well what I'm talking about."

"...You're such an asshole."

"Just... don't tell anyone, moron. Think you can manage that?"

"Why should I care what the women think about you?"

"You wouldn't dare."

A shrug. "...whatever."

"Don't you make me regret this, jackass. I will kick your ass to tomorrow and ba--"

"Sounds like you already do."

"What?"

"Regret it."

Silence.

"Don't you have a cake to frost or something?"

His eyes closed as the footsteps faded.

Comments

[shuraiya.livejournal.com]

I knew I could count on you to write a ZoSan fic that's not stereotypical, Jess! This makes me want to give that pairing another chance. :33

[jadeprince.livejournal.com]

WHY DO I WANT THE ANGST?? ZoSan is my favorite pairing and I'm like... "I want a ZoSan break-up fic. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?"

Give the pairing another chance! XD Even if only to abuse those boys.

[shuraiya.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANGSTY BABY.
Hahaha, only you and Kim could make me want to read them.

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

Love it. Love you. Always bring the magic.

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

Jessfic Jessfic Jessfic wheeee~!!! XD Mmmmm dark and moody *purrs*

[geuna.livejournal.com]

Wow, cold, and oh so powerful. Loved it!

Geuna~

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

I love it.XD This is what I like about ZoSan, the hilarity, the snark & bickering, and the love&angst.

Way to go!

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

D: OTZZZZZ That IS depressiong, but very well written. ;D;

[paxnirvana.livejournal.com]

Oh. Nice. Very IC. And not that depressing... *wry grin* he came to him once already, so he'll probably be back. It's that first step down the road to Hell that's the hardest... ^_~

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, delicious angst and mixed communication. Dark and deep and all with a hint that there's only more pain and heartache to come. Gorgeous.

[ember-alda.livejournal.com]

I always thought Zoro was more on the ball then people think he is. I like how you make him catch these things in Sanji, and in such short amount of time. Nicely done!

[rapha7.livejournal.com]

powerful in its simplicity... beautifully sad.