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onepieceyaoi100Title: Checkups
Topic: Routines and Rituals
Word Count: 291
Rating: G (nakamashippy)
Pairing: Chopper x everyone lolol
Luffy has to actually pass out from bloodloss and exhaustion before he gets his wounds dressed. In battle the Captain barely even notices the pain of his injuries, or the insane amount of blood pouring from them, but once the adrenaline is gone and it's just him against that little cotton swab of alcohol, all hell breaks loose.
Zoro is another crazy one. He bleeds everywhere everytime he clomps in to get wrapped up; the Xoan still can't understand how the swordsman can be lifting weights five minutes after he's learnt he'd just lost four litres of blood. He's easier to handle than Luffy, however, preferring to tolerate the pain in obedient silence, like it's some kind of test of manhood, never uttering a single sound even as he watches the reindeer dig about in his guts to clean them out.
The only time Zoro talks is when Sanji's also in the room, waiting his turn, and even so they're still competing to see who can better tolerate getting their gashes drenched in anti-septic oil, or, when it's time to change bandages, who can last longer through getting them ripped off from still-healing wounds. It's ridiculous, it's stupid, and they all know it, and do it anyway. Chopper tries to ignore the spats but can't help grinning on the inside, because this means they're fine.
To date, Usopp has been stricken with thirty-seven various forms of I-Will-Die-If-That-Needle-So-Much-As-Comes-Within-Three-Feet-Of-Me-itis - all of which have been miraculously cured with Nami's Instant-Bullshit-Stopping-Punch before the doctor can administer the proper vaccine. Chopper still hasn't figured out how the navigator did it, but now he calls for her assistance everytime the sniper's being a wuss.
His patients aren't easy ones, but at least they make his job interesting.
Topic: Routines and Rituals
Word Count: 291
Rating: G (nakamashippy)
Pairing: Chopper x everyone lolol
Luffy has to actually pass out from bloodloss and exhaustion before he gets his wounds dressed. In battle the Captain barely even notices the pain of his injuries, or the insane amount of blood pouring from them, but once the adrenaline is gone and it's just him against that little cotton swab of alcohol, all hell breaks loose.
Zoro is another crazy one. He bleeds everywhere everytime he clomps in to get wrapped up; the Xoan still can't understand how the swordsman can be lifting weights five minutes after he's learnt he'd just lost four litres of blood. He's easier to handle than Luffy, however, preferring to tolerate the pain in obedient silence, like it's some kind of test of manhood, never uttering a single sound even as he watches the reindeer dig about in his guts to clean them out.
The only time Zoro talks is when Sanji's also in the room, waiting his turn, and even so they're still competing to see who can better tolerate getting their gashes drenched in anti-septic oil, or, when it's time to change bandages, who can last longer through getting them ripped off from still-healing wounds. It's ridiculous, it's stupid, and they all know it, and do it anyway. Chopper tries to ignore the spats but can't help grinning on the inside, because this means they're fine.
To date, Usopp has been stricken with thirty-seven various forms of I-Will-Die-If-That-Needle-So-Much-As-Comes-Within-Three-Feet-Of-Me-itis - all of which have been miraculously cured with Nami's Instant-Bullshit-Stopping-Punch before the doctor can administer the proper vaccine. Chopper still hasn't figured out how the navigator did it, but now he calls for her assistance everytime the sniper's being a wuss.
His patients aren't easy ones, but at least they make his job interesting.
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Date: 2006-04-18 03:46 am (UTC)Oh Chopper, you adorable little fuzz-ball, you. Nami's "cure" is hilarious. :)
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Date: 2006-04-18 03:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-18 04:46 am (UTC)WIN.
Sorry to hop on the bandwagon with that, but seriously, that line pwns.
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Date: 2006-04-18 05:20 am (UTC)I've only read scans, but is there an official spelling for Zoan/Xoan?
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Date: 2006-04-18 05:24 am (UTC)Whatever. Devil Fruit User lolol
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Date: 2006-04-18 11:12 am (UTC)preferring to tolerate the pain in obedient silence, like it's some kind of test of manhood, never uttering a single sound even as he watches the reindeer dig about in his guts to clean them out. HAHAHA Awesome. Thank you! *winks* You know whyyyyy. LOL
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Date: 2006-04-18 09:49 pm (UTC)I loved the line: "[when] it's just him against that little cotton swab of alcohol, all hell breaks loose." You have them down so well; I could easily see them all acting this way when facing treatment.
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Date: 2006-04-19 06:35 am (UTC)