Macho Idiocy
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onepieceyaoi100Something a little less bloody than the last one. T_T
Title: Macho Idiocy
Topic: Crush
Word Count: 163
Rating: G
Pairing: SanjiZoro
They stared as Zoro walked straight into the mast. Again.
“Oi,” Usopp muttered, casting shifty eyes to Nami from their perch near the mikan trees, “is he okay? That’s got to be the fifth time this afternoon.”
“Maybe his sense of direction just got worse.”
The swordsman cursed, swore loudly that he hadn’t been absorbed in his thoughts, that he wasn’t thinking about the stupid love cook, and that someone obviously had been moving the mast around. Then opened the hatch to the men’s quarters, got one rung down, then fell through the rest of the way when his hands slipped. There were very loud, very painful crashing and cracking sounds that could only be Zoro’s head successfully hitting all the rungs on the way down before meeting the floor.
“Ooh. Ow. Ow ow.” Usopp winced, appreciatively. “That musta hurt.”
“I’M GOING TO KILL THAT STUPID LOVE COOK OW!”
“He could have been a little less blatant about his denial, though.”
“Mm hm.”
Title: Macho Idiocy
Topic: Crush
Word Count: 163
Rating: G
Pairing: SanjiZoro
They stared as Zoro walked straight into the mast. Again.
“Oi,” Usopp muttered, casting shifty eyes to Nami from their perch near the mikan trees, “is he okay? That’s got to be the fifth time this afternoon.”
“Maybe his sense of direction just got worse.”
The swordsman cursed, swore loudly that he hadn’t been absorbed in his thoughts, that he wasn’t thinking about the stupid love cook, and that someone obviously had been moving the mast around. Then opened the hatch to the men’s quarters, got one rung down, then fell through the rest of the way when his hands slipped. There were very loud, very painful crashing and cracking sounds that could only be Zoro’s head successfully hitting all the rungs on the way down before meeting the floor.
“Ooh. Ow. Ow ow.” Usopp winced, appreciatively. “That musta hurt.”
“I’M GOING TO KILL THAT STUPID LOVE COOK OW!”
“He could have been a little less blatant about his denial, though.”
“Mm hm.”
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Date: 2006-04-22 09:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-22 11:12 am (UTC)Haha, Nami and Usopp's reaction was hilarious. xD
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Date: 2006-04-22 02:08 pm (UTC)"and that obviously someone had been moving the mast around". This and the penultimate line are just the finishing touches, just hilarious! X3
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Date: 2006-04-22 10:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-23 02:46 am (UTC)