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onepieceyaoi100Title: Mistaken Identity
Word Count: 232
Rating: G
Pairing: Sanji/"Robin" *smirk*
Topic: Wet
Sanji was a very visual person. The way he behaved around Nami or Robin, or any other attractive woman with a giant rack, actually, more than answered for that. Sanji saw, Sanji reacted, and that was how the cook's brains worked.
So it really, really shouldn't have come off as much of a surprise when the blond barged into the bathroom, probably not realizing it was already occupied, took one look at who was in the shower and immediately passed out on the floor with an impressive spray of blood. The last thing the cook remembered seeing before he drifted off to Lalaland was the slender, well-toned body, slick and dripping, the gently tanned skin, and long, clever fingers lathering soap and foam into the mass of straight, thick, lush black hair that hung down to between the slope of shoulderblades.
Said bather had turned around to stare at the cook lying sprawled across the floor, the pink hearts floating off his form even as he began muttering what sounded suspiciously like "Mellorine!" in his unconsciousness. It took a few seconds to comprehend, but he eventually came to the conclusion that Sanji must have somehow mistaken him for the historian, and thus, the knock-out. He rolled his eyes and returned to his bathing.
It wasn't Usopp's fault that his hair stopped staying curly in the water.
Word Count: 232
Rating: G
Pairing: Sanji/"Robin" *smirk*
Topic: Wet
Sanji was a very visual person. The way he behaved around Nami or Robin, or any other attractive woman with a giant rack, actually, more than answered for that. Sanji saw, Sanji reacted, and that was how the cook's brains worked.
So it really, really shouldn't have come off as much of a surprise when the blond barged into the bathroom, probably not realizing it was already occupied, took one look at who was in the shower and immediately passed out on the floor with an impressive spray of blood. The last thing the cook remembered seeing before he drifted off to Lalaland was the slender, well-toned body, slick and dripping, the gently tanned skin, and long, clever fingers lathering soap and foam into the mass of straight, thick, lush black hair that hung down to between the slope of shoulderblades.
Said bather had turned around to stare at the cook lying sprawled across the floor, the pink hearts floating off his form even as he began muttering what sounded suspiciously like "Mellorine!" in his unconsciousness. It took a few seconds to comprehend, but he eventually came to the conclusion that Sanji must have somehow mistaken him for the historian, and thus, the knock-out. He rolled his eyes and returned to his bathing.
It wasn't Usopp's fault that his hair stopped staying curly in the water.
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Date: 2006-04-28 02:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-28 02:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-28 02:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-28 04:33 am (UTC)That was amusing!XD I'd like to see him find out that it's actually Usopp. Poor bastard.
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Date: 2006-04-28 07:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-28 06:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-28 06:41 pm (UTC)Sanji knew it was Usopp, liking Robin is just a cover-up.
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Date: 2006-04-28 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-30 06:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-30 11:06 pm (UTC)I seriously didn't see Usopp being the "bather" until he was mentioned by name (goes to show I need more variety in my mental yaoi-coupling list).