onepieceyaoi100 | I'm back again :D

Title: Romeo and Juliet, Marine and Pirate Style
Rating: PG, actually. :o
Word Count: 283. I've lost my touch. ;_;
Pairing: Smoux (Don't ask, just read. :D)
Topic: History
AN: Remembered after friending one of my fellow Yaoi drabble writers that I used to write here, so here I am. :D Here is my newest story. I know, I know, it's the most fucked up pairing ever... but since when has that been a bad thing? WEIRD PAIRINGS NEED MORE LOVE.

Roux was notorious for doing this type of thing. He had a long history of it.

He commonly would come home with a different woman or man on his arm, take them into his room, and then kick them off the boat where they would never be seen by the Red-Hair Pirate Crew again.

But this time had been different.

They'd stopped on an island for a while to stock up on beer, being ever careful because they had heard that the Marines were stationed there. They'd sent Roux off to the store to buy the beer, since he was the least piratey-looking. But when he hadn't returned for three hours, Shanks started worrying.

He sighed. "What if he got captured by the Marines again? We have to go find him-"

Suddenly the door to the room they were in crashed open, and Roux set down the beer he'd been carrying. "Find who, okashira?"

Shanks grinned. "Roux! You're alright! We thought you'd been captured by the Marines, and then we worried that you'd lost the booze money before going back to the Marine theory again!"

Roux grinned as well and walked into the room. "Nah, nah... I just brought someone home with me again..."

Shanks stared at the man next to Roux and laughed wildly. "Well well well, it looks like you captured a Marine this time... better than that one time that you brought that mime home."

Roux grinned and dragged his beaux over to the table, where he sat him down in a chair and gave him some beer.

Smoker sighed through his drink.

This had not been a good day, overall.