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onepieceyaoi100Title: Nature at its Best
Rating: PG, Crack XD
Word Count: 255
Pairing: It has Sanji and Zoro, but I wouldn't term this as a pairing.
Topic: Flowers
Sanji pursed his lips. Shifted his weight to the other leg twice. Then inhaled deeply, bent over, and made sure he wasn’t just imagining things.
There was a flower in Zoro’s hair.
Not placed there. Growing. A slight breeze tousled the grass – not moss – on the sleeping swordsman’s head, ruffling the little fair petals gently. The cook was still trying to piece his brain back together when another bud poked its snowy head out from between the green blades and started blooming. Then another, just above the pierced ear. Another one near his temple. And another and another and another, until Sanji was staring at a thick, lush landscape of purest white.
“Out of my face, shitty cook, you’re blocking my sun.” A single eye had cracked open to glare at him, Zoro’s tone low and slurred.
Sanji merely pointed to the top of his head.
Zoro raised an eyebrow before rolling his eyes skyward. “Oh,” was all he said, as though sprouting a bouquet on his head was natural, and he got up and lumbered off to the bathroom, sleepily scratching his ass as he went.
When he got back the flowers were gone and his green moss was shaved a little shorter than normal. Zoro sat himself back down near the mast and started snoring.
Sanji watched, the muscles below his eye twitching sporadically, as a tiny, ash-soft flower began unfurling from above the swordsman’s forehead. Within seconds, Zoro’s head was completely white once more.
“…you better not start pollinating, you fucker.”
Rating: PG, Crack XD
Word Count: 255
Pairing: It has Sanji and Zoro, but I wouldn't term this as a pairing.
Topic: Flowers
Sanji pursed his lips. Shifted his weight to the other leg twice. Then inhaled deeply, bent over, and made sure he wasn’t just imagining things.
There was a flower in Zoro’s hair.
Not placed there. Growing. A slight breeze tousled the grass – not moss – on the sleeping swordsman’s head, ruffling the little fair petals gently. The cook was still trying to piece his brain back together when another bud poked its snowy head out from between the green blades and started blooming. Then another, just above the pierced ear. Another one near his temple. And another and another and another, until Sanji was staring at a thick, lush landscape of purest white.
“Out of my face, shitty cook, you’re blocking my sun.” A single eye had cracked open to glare at him, Zoro’s tone low and slurred.
Sanji merely pointed to the top of his head.
Zoro raised an eyebrow before rolling his eyes skyward. “Oh,” was all he said, as though sprouting a bouquet on his head was natural, and he got up and lumbered off to the bathroom, sleepily scratching his ass as he went.
When he got back the flowers were gone and his green moss was shaved a little shorter than normal. Zoro sat himself back down near the mast and started snoring.
Sanji watched, the muscles below his eye twitching sporadically, as a tiny, ash-soft flower began unfurling from above the swordsman’s forehead. Within seconds, Zoro’s head was completely white once more.
“…you better not start pollinating, you fucker.”
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Date: 2006-05-22 03:01 pm (UTC)GOD I WANT ZORO SO BADLY NOW, EVEN MORE.... OTZ OTZ OTZ I LOVE YOU, PRISCILLA.
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Date: 2006-05-22 04:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-22 04:31 pm (UTC)*dies of crack overdose*
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Date: 2006-05-22 04:59 pm (UTC)(Also thank you sooo much for all those crazy reviews you left me at ff.net *_* bb )
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Date: 2006-05-22 05:10 pm (UTC)I hope they weren't too crazy, lol. I just like to give comments cause I know I like to recieve them and that others probably will, too.
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Date: 2006-05-22 05:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-22 05:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-29 09:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-30 08:24 pm (UTC)http://www.rolonoazoro.com/gallery/ It's one of the best One Piece art sites I've found. The individual image links are:
Sanji: http://www.rolonoazoro.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=sanji&id=04_G
Smoker: http://www.rolonoazoro.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=smoker&id=Figooo
Ace: http://www.rolonoazoro.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=ace&id=post_10_1089502696
Zoro: http://www.rolonoazoro.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=HikariE&id=bscap002
One day I will use these pictures to make myself a gif of them, hopefully involving a "OTP + OTP = OT4" theme, 'cause I love these four in any and every combination. (though I've never read Smoker/Zoro... yet.)
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Date: 2006-05-22 06:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-22 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-22 08:17 pm (UTC)That last line killed me so bad... ♥
Sanji is snoking Grand Line Weed, isn't he....
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Date: 2006-05-22 08:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-22 10:14 pm (UTC)Absolutely hilarious...
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Date: 2006-05-23 12:36 am (UTC)“Out of my face, shitty cook, you’re blocking my sun.”
Marimo (and the flower on his head) needs the sun in order to properly photosynthesize?*Dies laughing*
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Date: 2006-05-23 05:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-29 09:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-13 09:38 am (UTC)(And they're WHITE petals... just like wadou... Zoro colour-coordinates!!!)
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Date: 2006-08-04 05:31 am (UTC)