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Title: Doomed to Failure
Characters: Franky x Iceburg
Word Count: 252
Rating: PG
Theme: Revenge
Summary: Franky tries to take out revenge on Iceburg for making him dismantle his latest Battle Franky but hormones get in the way.

Franky wasn’t going to take it anymore. This was the last time Assburg was going to make him get rid of one of his precious Battle Frankys. It took him weeks of careful preparation and planning to come up with the perfect revenge, but knowing that he would finally be able to humiliate his long time nemesis, with the most perfect plan ever created made it all worth it.

Perfect except for some fatal flaws that came to light when Franky upon attempting to act out his plan, found that Iceburg was running late and was still in the shower when he entered the bathroom. The first flaw was that that he had a good view of Iceburg naked, and dripping wet as he got out of the shower just in time to see him at the door. The second was that his teenage hormones decided to kick in at that exact moment in full force which cumulated into a gushing nose bleed to end all gushing nose bleeding. The third was that the floor was slippery so the action of stepping backwards landed him on his back on the cold wet bathroom tiles, clutching his bloody nose in a half daze as his head throbbed from the fall.

And as Iceburg fretted over him he couldn’t help but think that maybe it wasn’t such a bad thing that his plan failed, as he was pretty certain this wasn’t going to be a view he’d be able to enjoy again anytime soon.