lol random

Jun. 3rd, 2006 12:19 am
[identity profile] ptps.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
Title: Lunch had been the Usual, Until
Rating: PG
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Nakamashippy, Gen. I suppose this disqualifies, butttt you can see pairings if you stare really, really hard.
Topic: Revenge (I swear it's in there sommmmmmehowwww. >> )
A/N: Because Zoro and Robin need to laugh more. And cos I needed something happy. >>


It took all but two seconds for Luffy to hook both thumbs into the belt loops of Sanji’s slacks, and yank down.

There had no warning for this; no preceding “Nee hee~!” that usually signaled the onset of a random Luffy attack – Sanji shrieked a rather unmanly-sounding scream and grappled to get his pants back up around his waist while the rest of the table guffawed and tried not to choke on lunch. Nami and Robin had a very poor attempt of a straight face on, if only for the sake of the cook’s dignity; the pale pink boxers, with their little rainbow-sprinkle doughnuts and chocolate éclairs were rather… well.

Lunch sort of descended into chaos right then and there. It was Luffy’s turn to scream, shrieking with glee as the cook roared and chased him from the galley with the spork he’d been handling the salad with; Usopp ran out right after, Chopper on his shoulders, hollering for Luffy to “DO IT AGAIN, OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE HIS FACE?!” while Zoro staggered out, too drunk on the rare, genuinely hearty roars that now burst free from him, and he reached out and deftly unsnapped the hooks to the sniper’s overalls in one quick swipe.

At the end of thirty-five minutes everyone had managed to get partially undressed at least six times each, even the archaeologist. They collapsed in a heap on deck, laughing too hard to stop. Random stripping shouldn’t have been this funny.

“You ruined lunch, you idiot,” Sanji gasped at his captain, wheezing too hard to reach down and readjust his pants to a more decent level.

“No.” Robin, equally breathless, bra straps hanging loose, gave a lilting laugh under him. “Best lunch I’ve had in ages.”

“Agreed,” Zoro panted.

Luffy grinned. “Nee hee~!”

Date: 2006-06-02 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shuraiya.livejournal.com
rhkjdlhlfd, you're listening to Mae. ♥x93579834

And that was just silly and cute as fuck. XD

Date: 2006-06-02 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mettathron.livejournal.com
Best. Lunch. Ever. Dammit, how am I supposed to draw/write/do serious things today when I'm going to have that mental image in my head all day long?

Date: 2006-06-02 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com
Woo-hoo! Random nudity!

Date: 2006-06-02 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampire-otaku.livejournal.com
Squee! Nakama antics!

Laughter is good, and the mental pictures of the crew running around and pulling clothing off of each other is just too funny! And it was so cute how Sanji got no warning “Nee hee~!" but Luffy still did it in the end. Nice touch.

Date: 2006-06-02 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geuna.livejournal.com
Wow, it's like they're all recoving from on orgy or something. (LAUGHS) At least reading the last few parts it feels that way. At least Sanji isn't so embarrassed by the end. I felt so sorry for him... at first... ^__^'

Date: 2006-06-02 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuki-kokoro.livejournal.com
SO MUCH HAPPY! Absolute happy adorableness...

Date: 2006-06-02 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shymagical.livejournal.com
Oh gah! The mental image of Zoro laughing so heartily and pantsing Usopp...! XD

Date: 2006-06-02 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chibi-trillian.livejournal.com
I adore the mental image of all of them laughing their asses off and running around in their underwear--it's so nakamatastic. Love. LOVE!

Date: 2006-06-03 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raven-mirta.livejournal.com
This is random, but I just love your icon. XD

Date: 2006-06-02 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crystal-chan.livejournal.com
This so wins. X3 I heart nakamaship so much, and the mental image of everybody running around on deck randomly stripping each other and laughing just...XDD

You win the internet for cute today.

Date: 2006-06-02 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kotszok.livejournal.com
OH GOD ORGY I LOVE YOU PRIS

Date: 2006-06-03 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com
You win at life : D

Date: 2006-06-03 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orange-smaug.livejournal.com
Oh my god best opening ever XD.

Date: 2006-06-03 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raven-mirta.livejournal.com
...Kewl. :)

Date: 2006-06-03 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com
::loves on this until it falls apart, then loves the bits::

Date: 2006-06-03 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c4pyrogirl.livejournal.com
Random stripping is fun because it's random. Mad props for this. ^^

Date: 2008-09-22 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salmon-pink.livejournal.com
*explodes in happiness* This is gonna have me grinning All Day.

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