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[devlinnreiko.livejournal.com]

Finally got some spare time to do some writing. This is my first piece here, and my second SmoAce. This isn't for any challenge, just a little drabble that wouldn't leave me alone this morning.

Title: Indecent Exposure
Rating: PG-13 (little swearing, old ladies)
Pairing: SmoAce
Word Count: 295
Topic: none
Disclaimer: Don't own One Piece.
Summary: There are a few things that even Ace can't handle.

“It wasn’t me!” He cried from where he was sitting on the cold cell floor.

 “Shut up. I’ve had enough of your complaining tonight.” Smoker growled from where he stood by the door, arms crossed over his chest, cigars clenched between teeth. His eyes narrowed as he watched Ace pout.

 

“I wasn’t complaining. I was stating what really happened.” Ace said leaning forward, placing his cuffed hands on the floor.

 

“Don’t start. You’ve disturbed the peace enough already. No tot mention probably scarred someone for life.” Smoker retaliated. Ace’s eyes widened.

 

“What! I scarred her?! What about what she did to me! I was molested by an 80 year old woman!” The dark haired one yelled back, shivering at the memory.

 

“That’s not what she’s saying. She said that you exposed yourself to her. What she did was self defense, protecting herself from a filthy pirate.” Smoker said taking a step forward.

 

“So what you do to me isn’t self defense and just you being you?” Ace said, smile appearing on his face.

 

“Ye---what no! Urgh, just shut up Portgas. I’m tired of hearing your voice.”  Smoker said, before realizing what he had just answered. His eye’s widen a fraction, before his pissed off look, became severe. He stepped forward till he was in hitting range of Ace. Ace gave him a pouting glare.

 

“You’re just as perverted as that lady, Old Man!”

 

“Portgas…” He grumbled.

 

“Smoker.” He whined.

 

“Don’t start shit with me now.”

“You’re so grumpy. You’re just jealous she got to touch my ass before you tonight.” Ace only received a boot planted to his shoulder.

 

“Hey! I told you. It was her. She dropped her bag and so I picked it up. Next thing I knew my ass was slapped.”

Comments

[sacralgral.livejournal.com]

I thought you are writting at your first SmoAce fic right now. Poor, dissapointed me...

Oh, but something else for you: Maybe you remeber a long, long time ago when we both were still obsessed with Naruto(still am, only slithered off to other fandoms right now) and I promised a Sakumo Hatake fic(I did, right? I am really getting old...) Anyway: It is finished. I will see to putting it up soon. Hope you will read it and tell my your opinion.

Oh, and nice fic. I still think there isn't enough SmoAce out there. It is my farvoured pairing in One Piece^^

Bye,
Sacral

[devlinnreiko.livejournal.com]

I'm still writing that fic, but this wouldn't leave me. I'm still into Naruto, and definately look forward to reading your Sakumo Hatake fic *drools*. Anyways thanks for the comment!!!! I'll start the second chapter to my SmoAce fic, soon. Just gotta get these projects and exams out of the way first...

[yuki-kokoro.livejournal.com]

Lucky old lady. -_- And yay for Smoker/Ace!

[vampire-otaku.livejournal.com]

XD Poor Smoker had to get in line to molest Ace tonight, lol. Lucky old lady!