Just in time YAY!
Jun. 7th, 2006 01:17 pmTitle: ...And Justice Is Served
Word Count: 300.
Rating: PG-13.
Pairing: Smoker/Zeff and a secret surprise pairing.
Topic: Revenge.
Hina hadn’t given Smoker a choice in this. A dropped hint about favors owed and having stood lookout for Smoker and a certain pirate-chef had been all that was really necessary.
That didn’t mean he had to like it. At least Hina found his liaisons with Zeff amusing. Smoker was busy wondering if Hina’s new girlfriend was legally old enough for Hina to be seducing her. What little he’d seen of her—Aleda or Alvida or whatever her name was—had been all big star-struck eyes and masses of dark curly hair. She’d been pretty enough, but she’d looked fifteen and delicately virginal.
A particularly shrill squeal came out of the room behind him, and he winced. Virginal no more. Smoker vaguely wished they’d quiet down.
As if in response, there was sudden silence from behind the door. Smoker relaxed. Maybe they were done and he could get the hell out of here.
And then Hina apparently discovered entirely new heights of Sapphic ecstasy to explore. Noisy, violent ones. The door rattled hard enough in its frame that Smoker wound up throwing his full weight against it.
Someone stuck his head out of a room down the hall, saw Smoker with his face pressed to the door, and gave him a look that conveyed volumes about what he thought of eavesdropping perverts.
Smoker thumped his forehead against the battered wood, and cursed Hina to the lowest pits of hell.
****
Alvida paused in her jumping on the well-used bed to ask her Naval goddess why, exactly, they were making so much noise.
“Because,” Hina said, delivering another kick to the door, “my grey-haired friend is a bit of a screamer in the throes of passion, and his boyfriend encourages it. Hina wants revenge.”
Alvida smiled. They really were so similar.
Word Count: 300.
Rating: PG-13.
Pairing: Smoker/Zeff and a secret surprise pairing.
Topic: Revenge.
Hina hadn’t given Smoker a choice in this. A dropped hint about favors owed and having stood lookout for Smoker and a certain pirate-chef had been all that was really necessary.
That didn’t mean he had to like it. At least Hina found his liaisons with Zeff amusing. Smoker was busy wondering if Hina’s new girlfriend was legally old enough for Hina to be seducing her. What little he’d seen of her—Aleda or Alvida or whatever her name was—had been all big star-struck eyes and masses of dark curly hair. She’d been pretty enough, but she’d looked fifteen and delicately virginal.
A particularly shrill squeal came out of the room behind him, and he winced. Virginal no more. Smoker vaguely wished they’d quiet down.
As if in response, there was sudden silence from behind the door. Smoker relaxed. Maybe they were done and he could get the hell out of here.
And then Hina apparently discovered entirely new heights of Sapphic ecstasy to explore. Noisy, violent ones. The door rattled hard enough in its frame that Smoker wound up throwing his full weight against it.
Someone stuck his head out of a room down the hall, saw Smoker with his face pressed to the door, and gave him a look that conveyed volumes about what he thought of eavesdropping perverts.
Smoker thumped his forehead against the battered wood, and cursed Hina to the lowest pits of hell.
****
Alvida paused in her jumping on the well-used bed to ask her Naval goddess why, exactly, they were making so much noise.
“Because,” Hina said, delivering another kick to the door, “my grey-haired friend is a bit of a screamer in the throes of passion, and his boyfriend encourages it. Hina wants revenge.”
Alvida smiled. They really were so similar.
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Date: 2006-06-07 05:23 pm (UTC)This was funny. XDDDD
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Date: 2006-06-07 06:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-08 01:06 am (UTC)I ship Buggy/Alvida as well, so she can always go back to her crazy clown. XD
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Date: 2006-06-07 05:32 pm (UTC)"
XDDDDDDDDDDD
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Date: 2006-06-07 06:58 pm (UTC)I couldn't have done it without Hina, though. ^_^
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Date: 2006-06-07 06:01 pm (UTC)You also get cookies for making Smoker into a screamer, that makes me happy
in my pants, he needs to written having loud sex more often. *gives you cookies*no subject
Date: 2006-06-07 07:01 pm (UTC)As a result of this, I don't think Smoker will be have quite so much loud sex, even if Zeff DOES encourage him. I guess it's to his benefit--later on *coughAcecough*, all those lessons in having sneaky sex will come in handy. XD
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Date: 2006-06-07 06:28 pm (UTC)Poor Smoker-kun... *howls*
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Date: 2006-06-07 07:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-07 08:03 pm (UTC)And Hina/Alvida is love.
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Date: 2006-06-07 08:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-07 09:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-07 09:33 pm (UTC)I still can't believe that other people actually like this cracky shit as much as I do.
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Date: 2006-06-07 11:27 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-06-08 04:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-08 01:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-08 02:03 am (UTC)Yay for Smoker/Zeff!
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Date: 2006-06-08 02:16 am (UTC)