If I don't get banned for this, I'll eat my hat.

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

I am shameless. And the crack was so tempting. And I blame the community because I'm only a product of my environment, and and and....and I have no one else to blame. Oh gods.

Title: Receiving Doesn't Make You Any Less Of A Man, or Have Your Cake And Eat It Too.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Chopper/Zoro (you asked ^_~)
Word Count: 159
Topic: Little things
Disclaimer: Thank the stars I don't own One Piece, 'cause then I'd have to sue myself. -_-

Chopper sometimes blanked out in the middle of a really good fuck, plunging into a vortex where nothing existed but the raw driving need for release and dragging Zoro with him. That’s when things really got wild, when Zoro couldn’t even grunt properly because he was literally being ground into the sofa cushions with every thrust, and the frame shook with each snapping thrust the reindeer made.

 

After all that, most men would have smugly basked in the keening noises Zoro made during the shuddering aftershocks, or puffed up at the knowledge that they made the great Pirate Hunter wail like a little bitch. But not Chopper. He shrunk himself, giving the swordsman a quick and quiet once-over to check for unintentional damage. And when he snuggled up beside him, the doctor’s eyes glowed with love and admiration, all traces of the Beast wiped away.  Little things like that made the fabric burn and aching spine completely worth it.   

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~
 

And because everyone else is doing it, an omake.

 

“Oh not again. Can’t they at least try and keep the noise level down?”

“I agree completely, Nami-swan!”

“Leave them alone. It’s not like you don’t bother the rest of us with your noise, Sanji.”

“….what?”

“OoohfuckmMelllo-“

“USOPP, YOU SONOFA-“

“San. Ji. Kun…”

 
Please, please forgive me...

Comments

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'VE ALREADY GIVEN MY SOUL TO CHIBI AND SOMEONE ELSE HAS MY HEART, BUT YOU CAN TAKE ANY OTHER VITAL ORGAN YOU FEEL LIKE APPROPRIATING.

Jesus, that was so beautiful. Zoro topped by Chopper after so many many fics of topping Sanji, I think I love you. Forever. wajhfajklgfdhb *points to icon* Yes!

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

Ugh, reading againnnn, it's so good. LOL I'd quote stuff I like, but I might as well copy+paste the entire drabble. XD

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

OK dammit *adds to memories*

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

OH SNAPS! @_@

Whee! I'm so glad you like it, and I hope it helps destress you a bit! Man, I can't believe I got footclaps, keyboard mash and memories! ::megablush::

Deep down, Chopper is such a pimp.

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

Damn, it did a lot more than destress me! *titters* It was awesome, you deserved all three!!! Plus an organ, that makes 4!

is... is it hairy?

[fenm.livejournal.com]

I don't think any mammal's penis is hairy. It would make insertion difficilt, for one thing.

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

Oh snap, now that you mention it. There I go, showing just how brilliant I am! XD

[alucardblue.livejournal.com]

actually some breeds of cats the males have tiny, almost imperceptable backwards facing hairs on the penis. I have no clue about reindeer though.

[fenm.livejournal.com]

So, he screws him like mad, then checks to make sure he's ok. That's so... Chopper... ^_^
LOVE IT.

[noodle6680.livejournal.com]

As I read teh description my mind thought, 'Poor, naive, innocent Chopper!'

It didn'ty stop me reading and thinking, shit that was hot.

And, the omake was awesome.

Haha, you put in 'OMGmmmfuckMellorine'!!

♥

[noodle6680.livejournal.com]

I can't help but find myself coming back and re-reading this again and again...

I think it's the part where Zoro 'screams like a little bitch' that gets me.

Seriously though, you wrote this so well. ♥♥♥

[silver-trident.livejournal.com]

ohhh my gosh!! It's so XDD and so kawaii (and yes, just slightly sexy... well, maybe QUITE a bit >.>) Because it's Chopper, and him in any sex-involving situation seems (personally) crack-erific, but his post-coital check and snuggling is simply "dawwwwwww"-ing. And damn if you don't describe a good wild smex scene :DDD
Your contribution to Sanji's ... umm... 'warcry', is hilarious at many levels (yay for teasing Usopp!)

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

GAH! This is the first time that I see Chopper topping anyone. Damn, I sort of liked this crack pairing.

Chopper would make a fine seme with his larger form. The mental image is just...too much.XDD

[fairycowsgomoo.livejournal.com]

*DIES*revives*DIES AGAIN*
OMFG!!1!!!1 I can't believe someone actually wrote a Seme!Chopper drabble! I have to admit, ZoCho has always been my favorite crack!pairing. I love you forever. This f-ing rocked, like woah.

[saarlos.livejournal.com]

YOU.OWN.MY.SOUL.

You can start a collection.

My God, this is PURE GOLD. CHOPPER cute, innocent, 3-foot tall reindeer Chopper topping ZORO. YES. The checking over and the snuggling at the end is so entirely CHOPPER CUTE ATTACK. RAWR. YOU WIN.

[ybmc.livejournal.com]

AWWWWW~~! So much love for the little guy. And checking to see if Zoro's okay: ARGH SO CUTE.