pointless little thing really
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Making Meishi (I really, really suck at titles, shut up.)
Rating: G liek whoa. srsly. Squinting doesn't get you anywhere.
Word Count: 297
Pairing: SanjiUsopp
Topic: Edge
“I’m going to die.” Usopp was pale, gasping, clutching desperately at the site of the wound where it was bleeding profusely. “I’m going to bleed to death, and I’m going to die – never get to see Kaya again – Dad – goodbye, Going Merry, goodbye, world – “
“And you can shut the hell up before you say goodbye to being in this kitchen.” Sanji was dicing the carrots a little faster than normal now, turning around to give an exasperated glare at where the sniper lay sprawled on the floor, gripping at his wrist where he’d accidentally pricked his thumb on the sharp edge of an eggshell. “I did tell you to be careful while cracking the shells – gek!”
There was the sound of a chopping knife being hastily put down and hissed curses under the cook’s breath as he held his hand to his face, eyes critically scanning the flesh for damage.
“You cut yourself.” Usopp’s eyebrows were raised. “That’s a first.”
“Your fault,” Sanji grumbled, wiping off a smudge of red on his apron before rummaging around with his good hand for a band-aid. “It’s been ages since I’ve slipped up.” He located one and stripped off the backing paper with his teeth, then tacked the plaster carefully around the shallow cut.
The blond was halfway back to his workstation when he paused, turning to rummage in the drawers some more. He flicked another small rectangular strip at the sniper. “Put that on. I don’t need blood in my omelet.”
“Heh.” Usopp snagged the fluttering paper out of the air, tore it open, wrapped the little plastic strip around his now-not-bleeding-so-profusely wound.
Sanji resumed his work on the carrots, and Usopp still had fourteen eggs left to crack. The making of the day’s lunch continued as usual.
Rating: G liek whoa. srsly. Squinting doesn't get you anywhere.
Word Count: 297
Pairing: SanjiUsopp
Topic: Edge
“I’m going to die.” Usopp was pale, gasping, clutching desperately at the site of the wound where it was bleeding profusely. “I’m going to bleed to death, and I’m going to die – never get to see Kaya again – Dad – goodbye, Going Merry, goodbye, world – “
“And you can shut the hell up before you say goodbye to being in this kitchen.” Sanji was dicing the carrots a little faster than normal now, turning around to give an exasperated glare at where the sniper lay sprawled on the floor, gripping at his wrist where he’d accidentally pricked his thumb on the sharp edge of an eggshell. “I did tell you to be careful while cracking the shells – gek!”
There was the sound of a chopping knife being hastily put down and hissed curses under the cook’s breath as he held his hand to his face, eyes critically scanning the flesh for damage.
“You cut yourself.” Usopp’s eyebrows were raised. “That’s a first.”
“Your fault,” Sanji grumbled, wiping off a smudge of red on his apron before rummaging around with his good hand for a band-aid. “It’s been ages since I’ve slipped up.” He located one and stripped off the backing paper with his teeth, then tacked the plaster carefully around the shallow cut.
The blond was halfway back to his workstation when he paused, turning to rummage in the drawers some more. He flicked another small rectangular strip at the sniper. “Put that on. I don’t need blood in my omelet.”
“Heh.” Usopp snagged the fluttering paper out of the air, tore it open, wrapped the little plastic strip around his now-not-bleeding-so-profusely wound.
Sanji resumed his work on the carrots, and Usopp still had fourteen eggs left to crack. The making of the day’s lunch continued as usual.
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Date: 2006-06-19 02:52 pm (UTC)I love Usopp's dramatics at the beginning, they amuse me to no end. XD
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Date: 2006-06-19 05:11 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-06-20 02:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-20 03:05 am (UTC)^0^
Even though everybody knows that the Great Captain Usopp-sama's blood can turn iron into gold and is therefore the most valuble substance in the world.
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Date: 2006-06-20 07:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-21 12:12 am (UTC)Loved seeing someone helping Sanji around in his kitchen...Sanji would'nt let the ladies do it, and OF COURSE not Luffy...that would leave Chopper, Zoro, and Usopp....(drifts off into her own thoughts)