Oooh, it's my birthday, I'll write crack if I want to...

[plotbunny-tiff.livejournal.com]

Because I always wanted to see this and no one else had written it.

Title: A Way With Words
Pairing: Sanji, Usopp, Zoro
Rating: R. Fancy that.
Word Count: 291
Topic: Edge (As in "over the". I'm pushing it a bit. Meh.)

Zoro couldn’t quite make out what Usopp was saying, but whatever it was, Sanji was obviously enjoying it. The chef had started the session confident and relaxed, giving the sniper a look that dared him to give it his best shot. Zoro had settled in a chair nearby, curious to see if Usopp would live up to his boasting. Now the swordsman thought that perhaps this was one of those rare times where he could.

 

All Usopp had done was lean close to the chef’s ear and start…talking. Sanji dropped the unlit cigarette from his mouth and turned a fetching crimson. Just when he seemed to collect himself, Usopp made a low, needy noise that made Sanji swallow quite loudly. Zoro caught himself starting to squirm and suppressed it.

 

As Usopp’s monologue continued, Sanji excitement grew more and more pronounced. Soon his eyes were closed and his hands were white-knuckle tight against the edges of the chair. His hips bucked and jerked involuntarily; tiny gasps of air punctuated the sniper’s stream of words.

 

Zoro was starting to believe he’d learned some sort of freak spell from the witch. But before he could pant out that Usopp was obviously cheating somehow, Usopp glanced over at him and grinned. He turned back to Sanji and said something that made him open his eyes. Zoro caught his name and something else being moaned in Sanji’s ear, and that was the last straw. Sanji made a choking noise as his whole body tightened.

 

Zoro realized his mouth was open; he shut it and glared up at Usopp. The sniper shoved his hands in his pockets and shrugged, a hugely smug grin smeared across face.

 

“Told you I could do it without touching his cock once.” 

Comments

[fenm.livejournal.com]

OOh.. Lovely! Go, Usopp!
And happy birthday! [tosses confetti]

[yominator.livejournal.com]

Best dirty-talking ever. XD

[noodle6680.livejournal.com]

OMG!!111!one!!12!

USOPP FOR TEH WIN!

I can so see his smug grin. ...wow

WAAAA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ♥

[ptps.livejournal.com]

XD Holy shit. I think Usopp would just - he'd just need to stand besides Sanji and breathe a certain way. And Sanji would totally start getting ideas on his own, and then after he's done Usopp would be like, "wtf I didn't even do anything you horny bestard."

Happy Birthday!

[ptps.livejournal.com]

Also yeah ima copy paperpencil. Let me drabble something up for you, just give me a prompt and/or a pairing. :D

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

I wonder if Usopp was using Zoro in his sex talk? XD

Happy Birthday to both of us! ^.^ You, me and Kenshin Himura share the same birthday!

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

OLY SNAPS. lol ALSO I JUST KNOW USOPP WAS TALKING ABOUT ZORO AND JUST HNNNNGHHH JKGAHDFJGFA;DHGJFD Happy birthday too! :D

[spellwinder666.livejournal.com]

*o*

whew!

*de-lurks* Hey, random non-LJ user here....

[(Anonymous)]

First off, Happy Birthday. *gives you birthday cookies* Second, I was WONDERING if anyone would ever put Usopp's storytelling genius to better use, and it finally happened. Such brilliance should not be put to waste! XD;;; But yeah, totally saving this on my laptop.

I actually plotted something like this once (Zoro was actually in Sanji's place) but I suck at writing. *wonders how Zoro would fare under the same treatment*... >D

[vampire-otaku.livejournal.com]

Ummm... Having trouble thinking in combinations of more than three words.

THAT WAS HOT!

Brain... melting... Usopp talking dirty to Sanji... *dies*

[vampire-otaku.livejournal.com]

*resurrects* And of course, happy birthday!

[geekchic07.livejournal.com]

Drabble this good shouldn't be called "drabble!" /hearts.

Happy birthday!

(Also, I friend'ed you to keep with your fics, do you mind??)

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

Omg...*gasps*omg Usopp you...and IN-FRONT OF ZORO TOO?

THIS WAS SO GOOD!!

AND YAY FOR USOPP. CHRIST, YOU'RE MAKING HIS STORY-TELLING SKILLS SPARKLE *admires profoundly*

"All Usopp had done was lean close to the chef’s ear and start…talking. Sanji dropped the unlit cigarette from his mouth and turned a fetching crimson."

I so loved this scene! And the last line...just...killed me. All I'm wondering is that, wouldn't they both need to go to the bathroom after seeing Sanji doing that before them? )

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I got so carried away with your SPLENDID piece of work here, that I forgot to say: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ^____^

[ptps.livejournal.com]

No, actually, considering how horny they must all be right then and there, they'd just pounce on Sanji and ra - and start a orgy. Or Usopp could just - keep right on talking to Zoro. XD

[ptps.livejournal.com]

Wait for me! Spontaneous relay porn!! ;__;

[fieryredqueen.livejournal.com]

that rocked. a lot. and i love it so much that you just barely hinted at what usopp actually said--can't go giving away a sniper's secrets...

[fieryredqueen.livejournal.com]

and oh yeah, though it's probably a couple days late, happy birthday!

[bumpgrrl.livejournal.com]

hot. words are so incredibly fucking sexy. i think that's why i like reading my pr0n.

(happy belated day!)

[elfen.livejournal.com]

Whoops.. I left a comment for this on ptps's third in this series, thinking it was all one author. Bad me.

I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed this. What a great concept and so absolutely believable.

[silverladys9sf.livejournal.com]

Woooo!! Go Usopp!!! ::happy dance:: Well, I never thought of this scenario, but I'm soooo glad you did. :D Thank you!

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

...That is just. Urgh! So. Just. WOW! And it's. Oh. Oh fuck!

That has to be one of the hottest things EVER and I love anything where Usopp wins, and he won so beautifully here. ♥

[aki-bara.livejournal.com]

SO HOT. Seriously, that was amazing. I need moar like it nao.

[xiaine.livejournal.com]

Usopp totally licked Sanji's ear vaginas : D *shot* I love how this was made.