"Degenerate Uses of Dexterity"
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Degenerate Uses of Dexterity
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Nami/Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Dexterity
Disclaimer: Yeah, 'cause this happens all the time on the show. In my very best dreams!
A/N: Why aren't there more stories in which Nami takes advantage of her unquestioned power over Sanji? The canon practically writes the porn for us, folks!
“A little wider, Zoro,” Nami instructed, the barest hint of her tongue caught between her front teeth as she worked.
“Mmmmuh, Nami-san, please! I--” The rest was lost in an incomprehensible gurgle.
Zoro ignored what he took to be Sanji’s protest and pulled the cook’s hard thighs farther apart. They were already lying high on his own as Sanji leaned with his shoulders to Zoro’s chest, his head propped at an uncomfortable angle on the swordsman’s right shoulder.
Nami grinned around her tongue as the sudden spread allowed her to push more of the toy she’d picked up in the last town into Sanji’s mostly willing body. He whimpered, low and defeated, his head lolling back more onto Zoro’s shoulder.
Zoro watched the proceedings with keen interest. “Fuck, that thing is huge.”
“Nnnnungh!” Sanji agreed.
“You’re never going to get all of that in him,” Zoro continued, a satisfied smirk on his face as he returned to lazily fisting Sanji’s well-prepared erection.
“Ooooahh!”
“Oh, yes, I will. I’m not losing money to you. Am I, Sanji-kun?” Nami fluttered her eyelashes prettily at Sanji even as she twisted the oversized plastic dick a few more centimeters in.
“N-n-no, Nami-saaaahhhn!” Sanji gritted his teeth and then moaned piteously.
“No, Nami-san,” Zoro mocked in a low rumble. He took advantage of the cook’s open mouth and kissed him roughly, tongue searching for a battle and only finding meek resistance.
“He’s such a fucking sub for you,” Zoro complained as he broke away from the kiss and glared at Nami. He yelped as Sanji pinched the patch of skin on the leg that he was clutching in desperation.
“Of course,” Nami said matter-of-factly. “Now spread his legs just a little wider. I know you can stretch farther than this, Sanji-kun!”
“Yes, uuuuhoooh, Nami-san!”
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Date: 2006-06-22 03:30 am (UTC)This Nami reminds me a lot of the Nami on a Japanese site called Hyper 82, where everyone wants Sanji, and Nami is basically a bondage/toys psycho. 0__o Well, at least to a degree she is, and Sanji can't say no to her. Though.... (DIES) That's dexterity for ya!
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Date: 2006-06-22 05:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-22 03:07 pm (UTC)There isn't a lot of NamixSanji, mind you, but is part of the dynamic of this artist "universe". If you go to the season section you will find 3 different short comics with her... well, torturing or thinking of torturing Sanji, and one incident in which she gives "presents" to Zoro You might have to do a bit or searching but it is soooo worth it. The whole site is on ongoing gag, and there or images EVERYWHERE. The ShankxSanji cracks me up the most, because that guy is a total nutjob.
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Date: 2006-06-22 03:56 pm (UTC)I was totally going to ask you for the link but I never realized that something I totally don't understand at all could give me such joy.
*Looks and is in awe* So, like, what's with all the ones with Shanks trying to molest what I imagine is a younger, still-on-the-Baratie Sanji who runs to Ben for comfort? Ooooh, fox!Sanji!
My day is now consumed by visual Japanese porn! Thanks!
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Date: 2006-06-22 04:17 pm (UTC)Oh, and look for two comics in the gallery section (some of my favorites). One is about Shanks, and the other is a little gag with Chopper. In the first one it's Shanks visiting again with older Sanji, and he's like "WOW, you've grown so, come into my arms!" And Sansji is like, "NO, let go of my you old pervert, someone save meee!," and ends up grabbing Ben's clothes... the expressions are hilarious. In the other, Sanji is feeling cold because of the changing weather on the Grand Line, and Copper gets an idea. He uses a rumble ball to go Guard Point, and offers himself as a big, warm, fuzzy pillow.
You think this is good. Sweetie, I know ALL the sites out there. ALL OF THEM!!! This is not porn, I know porn… (BLUSH) Good Lord, is it porn… You know what, so many people ask about these things, maybe I should just post the links on the forum sometimes. There are so many anyway. Like the infamous Sanji bondage project, otherwise known as “shu-shock”... I swear, Japanese girls are the biggest perverts in the world. Only they would dedicate not one but TWO sites to a multi-author/artist Sanji bondage fest with everything from chains and rope, to ivy and tentacles.
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Date: 2006-06-22 10:50 pm (UTC)Oh, you totally should! I know that I for one would appreciate the hell out of that. Especially links to that bondage project thing...*hint,hint,hint*
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Date: 2006-06-22 08:10 pm (UTC)Thanks muchly for the link!
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Date: 2006-06-22 04:32 am (UTC)Haha, Sanji is so Nami's bitch. And noisy... XD
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Date: 2006-06-22 04:01 pm (UTC)And Sanji is noisy. I think writing out sex noises phonetically was my favorite part of writing this.
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Date: 2006-06-22 06:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-22 04:44 am (UTC)This is an awesome idea, and I've decided I fully support any degenerate uses of dexterity. Pretty much as soon as I saw that topic I started hoping it would turn into an excuse for flexible!Sanji kink. ^_^
The whole dynamic here is awesome, Nami as totally dominant to Sanji's submissive with Zoro as a complaining helper: "He’s such a fucking sub for you". XD We know Zoro, you can have your feisty Sanji back when Nami is done with him.
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Date: 2006-06-22 04:06 pm (UTC)Tee, thanks!
I do think that people who don't use this topic for porn should be admired because damn if I couldn't think of anything involving dexterity that didn't involve Sanji and his amazing bendy-straw body.
I really like the Nami/Zoro/Sanji threesome and have only been able to find a couple of really good fics for it so far. I don't know why. It's the best of both worlds!
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Date: 2006-06-22 04:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-22 04:07 pm (UTC)*Sighs over icon* Nami-san!
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Date: 2006-06-22 05:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-22 04:08 pm (UTC)And yes, Evil!Dom!Nami is freaking canon, IMO, so there needs to be piles more of it.
*Has a teeny-tiny enormous crush on Nami*
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Date: 2006-06-22 08:12 pm (UTC)Yes, she is. (http://community.livejournal.com/onepieceyaoi100/309911.html) *innocently points at the first thing she posted in the community*
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Date: 2006-06-22 10:54 pm (UTC)Didn't you also write a sequel with a Robin/Nami/Zoro/Sanji foursome? That was beyond fabulous!
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Date: 2006-06-23 04:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-22 04:12 pm (UTC)I'm soooooo glad you liked this, by the way, because even though I've been shit for commenting in the past few, I don't know, months, I've loved every single thing you've written thus far.
You are the ruler of both literary references (which makes me very hot) and porn (which obviously also helps with the hotness). I bow before your might!
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Date: 2006-06-22 03:02 pm (UTC)SECONDED. OMG. This is just - SO HOT. I AM ON FIRE, BABY. FIRYAAAAAAHR. sanji writhing and squirming and thrusting helplessly back against the dildo, Nami shoving it even deeper while Zoro spreads him... omg, BELIEVABLE SUPERUKE!SANJI. YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY.
Also I think this would be the only time where "ohhhfuckkkmMELLORIIINEEEEEE!!!" WOULD BE A BELIEVABLE PHRASE. XD
*memories liek woah*
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Date: 2006-06-22 04:16 pm (UTC)Okay, now that was a hotter description than anything that was in the story. OMG, yummy. Nami is queen seme without even trying. Zoro can only watch and take notes.
And I'm certain by the end of this whole bet Sanji will be yelling that out. Oh, yes. Among other things.
Thank you!
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Date: 2006-06-23 05:06 pm (UTC)no subject
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