Owned. (G) Nakamaship
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Owned.
Rating: G
Word Count: 300
Pairing: The boys doing Nakamaship
Topic: Dexterity (1 : mental skill or quickness; 2 : readiness and grace in physical activity; especially : skill and ease in using the hands. ...IT'S SORT OF IN HERE. ;__;)
“OH MY GODDD!!” screamed Sanji, hysterical, scrambling frantically over the cushions as though someone had set his ass on fire, “GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT, GET IT OUTTT!!!”
“SHUT UP!!” Zoro roared back, worked up at the way the cook had been shrieking nonstop since he realized there had been a spider on his suit, flailed to get it off, then started flailing some more when it got lost among the brown of the floor and realized that it could be crawling ANYWHERE. “Just shut the hell up! I can’t think with all that shit you’re making!”
Sanji obediently shrilled. Zoro chucked one of his heavier weights at him and carried on squinting at the floor, Luffy and Chopper overturning laundry left and right as they searched the quarters.
Usopp remained seated at the little table, hands behind his head, obliviously chewing on a blob of gum.
“Oi, Longnose!” Zoro barked at him. “Get off your ass and help search.”
Usopp sighed. He tugged a lens over one eye, scanned the room for a bit while the rest continued mucking about in the background.
“Freeze for a while, everyone,” he droned, and casually shot the wad of gum from his mouth at where Luffy hung dangling from the hammocks. The pink candy landed with a wet thwup! on the metal bars suspending them.
Everyone stared as Luffy scooted closer, then crowed triumphantly. “Cooooool! Usopp, you hit the spider!”
Chopper’s jaw dropped, along with Zoro’s and Sanji’s. “REALLY?”
Luffy peeled the wad off the metal, displaying the trapped arachnid in it to his stunned crewmates. Then popped the gum into his mouth, chewed, and swallowed. “Hm. Not too bad.”
“SPIT THAT OUT!” Sanji roared, horrified.
Usopp clasped his hands behind his head, smirking, and numbed himself to the resulting commotion.
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...I-I read somewhere that Sanji was terrified of spiders. ;__; During the Jaya arc?
Rating: G
Word Count: 300
Pairing: The boys doing Nakamaship
Topic: Dexterity (1 : mental skill or quickness; 2 : readiness and grace in physical activity; especially : skill and ease in using the hands. ...IT'S SORT OF IN HERE. ;__;)
“OH MY GODDD!!” screamed Sanji, hysterical, scrambling frantically over the cushions as though someone had set his ass on fire, “GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT, GET IT OUTTT!!!”
“SHUT UP!!” Zoro roared back, worked up at the way the cook had been shrieking nonstop since he realized there had been a spider on his suit, flailed to get it off, then started flailing some more when it got lost among the brown of the floor and realized that it could be crawling ANYWHERE. “Just shut the hell up! I can’t think with all that shit you’re making!”
Sanji obediently shrilled. Zoro chucked one of his heavier weights at him and carried on squinting at the floor, Luffy and Chopper overturning laundry left and right as they searched the quarters.
Usopp remained seated at the little table, hands behind his head, obliviously chewing on a blob of gum.
“Oi, Longnose!” Zoro barked at him. “Get off your ass and help search.”
Usopp sighed. He tugged a lens over one eye, scanned the room for a bit while the rest continued mucking about in the background.
“Freeze for a while, everyone,” he droned, and casually shot the wad of gum from his mouth at where Luffy hung dangling from the hammocks. The pink candy landed with a wet thwup! on the metal bars suspending them.
Everyone stared as Luffy scooted closer, then crowed triumphantly. “Cooooool! Usopp, you hit the spider!”
Chopper’s jaw dropped, along with Zoro’s and Sanji’s. “REALLY?”
Luffy peeled the wad off the metal, displaying the trapped arachnid in it to his stunned crewmates. Then popped the gum into his mouth, chewed, and swallowed. “Hm. Not too bad.”
“SPIT THAT OUT!” Sanji roared, horrified.
Usopp clasped his hands behind his head, smirking, and numbed himself to the resulting commotion.
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...I-I read somewhere that Sanji was terrified of spiders. ;__; During the Jaya arc?
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Date: 2006-06-24 02:59 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-06-24 02:19 pm (UTC)This drabble WINS.
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Date: 2006-06-24 02:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-24 03:04 pm (UTC)And yeah, the sight of a large spider sent Sanji hiding behind a bush with Nami, screaming his head off. Ussop, on the other hand, bonded with the things (apparently one thing he DIDN'T lie about).
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Date: 2006-06-24 05:15 pm (UTC)This is kinda odd and freaky since I had the unpleasant chance of watching my dog stalk, pounce and eat a cockroach in less than a minute (and I couldn't get to it in time to stop it's disgusting hunt). I've gotta bring it to the vet to get its stomach pumped and possibly to some animal dentist to wash its mouth out with soap.*shudder*This poster apologizes if anyone was majorly grossed out by this post and agree to subject this post up for deletion. *bows*
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Date: 2006-06-24 10:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-25 07:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-24 05:54 pm (UTC)HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I really enjoyed this drabble A LOT. Usopp and Sanji are my two favorite characters in One Piece and I always think its a great role reversal when Usopp is being cool and Sanji is being a spazz.
Usopp's creative use of ammunition rocks. Luffy still manages to pwn them all when he eats the gum, though.
Good work. ^^
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Date: 2006-06-24 06:18 pm (UTC)Sanji obediently shrilled.
*Laughs* I'd call Sanji a girl if most of the girls I know (including myself) weren't completely cool with bugs. Big, pretty baby.
And Usopp, damn! That was actually pretty sexy. He's like Bond and MacGyver rolled into one.
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Date: 2006-06-24 06:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-24 07:01 pm (UTC)Luffy ate the gum.... ~_~ [barfing noise goes here]
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Date: 2006-06-24 10:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-24 10:21 pm (UTC)(ewww... Luffy ate it XD )
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Date: 2006-06-25 03:37 am (UTC)Damn this is SO HILARIOUS.
I love all this nakamaship and well...you ROCK!! Sanji screaming when because there's a spider on him, with Zoro roaring back at him to "Shut Up" was really enjoyed.^____^(content face)
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Date: 2006-06-25 03:38 am (UTC)Love it.
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Date: 2006-06-25 04:52 pm (UTC)Luffy was so cute back there (except for the spider eating).
Ussop's lucky shot?
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Date: 2006-06-26 05:42 am (UTC)Eh? Usopp's a crack shot; this is standard for him.
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