/obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.

[kanthia.livejournal.com]

Title: Thy Dungeonman Initiate! Confrontation!
Rating: C for Absoloutely Crack
Word Count: 259
Pairing: Zoro x Sanji
Topic: Dexterity (meep...Kanthia wishes)

This is epic stupidity. Kanthia would like to thank the weekend, school being over, and sugar.


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SANJI
Class: Cook
Sub-class: Ero-cook
Level: 58
Hunger: Slightly hungry
Thirst: Not thirsty
Tiredness: Somewhat drowsy
Stats:
........Strength: 79
........Defense: 80
........Skill: 146
........Dexterity: 138
........Intelligence: Unknown
........Specialty: Seduction
Inventory:
........Silk shirt
........Dress pants
........Spatula
........Pink apron

/you are in the galley of the GOING MERRY, preparing dinner.
/a tall swordsman approaches. It is ZORO.
/what will you do?

//check stats

RORONOA ZORO
Class: Swordsman
Sub-class: Santouryu
Level: 60
Hunger: Hungry
Thirst: In need of alcohol
Tiredness: Freshly napped
Stats:
........Strength: 102
........Defense: 98
........Skill: 110
........Dexterity: 74
........Intelligence: Secret
........Specialty: Cutting steel
Inventory:
........Cotton Shirt
........Rough Pants
........Haramaki

/what will you do?

//ignore zoro

/you return to seasoning the meat, hoping ZORO will leave.
/he grabs a bottle of wine off the shelf
/despite being told many times not to.
/you wonder how ZORO ever managed to win an Intelligence roll.
/what will you do?

//talk zoro

/you approach ZORO, expressing a small amount of anger
/and convey that he should stop acting like such a drunk.
/he replies by grabbing your wrists and pushing you
/against the wall.
/there is a smug grin on his face.
/you begin to feel unhappy that this game is text-only.
/what will you do?

//confront zoro

/you stare into ZORO’s eyes, defiant.
/his weight is making it difficult to move.
/you can feel your SILK SHIRT being removed.
/a ‘sexual confrontation’ has been initiated!

/ZORO: STR- 102
/SANJI: DEX- 138
/would you like to roll for Dexterity Initiative?
/with your higher score in DEX, your chance of escape is probable.

//no

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Comments

[ptps.livejournal.com]

...win. XDDD

[revanchists.livejournal.com]

You win at life.

[mettathron.livejournal.com]

Kanthia rocks. I want this game.

[arelente2.livejournal.com]

OMGawsh, is this a BL game?! WTF im putting this in my favorites!

[morriwritestuff.livejournal.com]

...

I love you more than I've ever loved a person I've never met before. For reals. This was a thing of winning beauty. So freaking original.

I liked how you side-stepped the intelligence issue. Such a tender, delicate subject for our guys.

[geuna.livejournal.com]

Aaah, my history in D&D, Magic and WOW are screaming at me (I have never played a love or BL game in my life, but it works that same way). As a result I'm laughing my ass off. Totally pwned! Sanji COULD get out but he doesn't really want to. ^__^ I love his inventory as well. I can guess the things in Zoro inventory would be three named swords, a green harimaki and a black bandana.

VERY AWESOME!!!

[fenm.livejournal.com]

/you wonder how ZORO ever managed to win an Intelligence roll.

Don't we all...?

/you begin to feel unhappy that this game is text-only.

As does the audience... ^_^
And I gotta say, the "freshly napped" thing makes me giggle... ^_^
Very nicely done! I'd love to see more of these. ^_^

[yominator.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. XD It's like dirty D&D!

[yuki-kokoro.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you meant to say that this is epic brilliance instead of epic stupidity. Because it is. XD

"/a ‘sexual confrontation’ has been initiated!" Yay!

"/with your higher score in DEX, your chance of escape is probable.
//no"
So fricken perfect...

[fairycowsgomoo.livejournal.com]

I love you. Have my children.
But seriously, this pwns all! I loved it so much.
Loved the guys' stats.
/a ‘sexual confrontation’ has been initiated! <--Best line evah!
This was so original. Great work~!

[vampire-otaku.livejournal.com]

Definitely an original approach to the pairing, and so fun!

/you begin to feel unhappy that this game is text-only. XD

[silver-trident.livejournal.com]

Zoro, intelligence: secret

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

hahahaaaa, this is freeking awesome, just today i learned how to play D&D! ferpect way of remembering the rules, and to love the game like so others do! ^^

[kanthia.livejournal.com]

^0^~

Kanthia's never actually played D&D, though she's watched a bunch of games. But thanks so much for the love, he he!

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

"you begin to feel unhappy that this game is text-only."

OF COURSE WE DO! XDD
HAHAHAHA, *bursts into hysterical laughter and amusement* you win!! All that profile thing got me, and the game mode...I love your idea, it's just...just BRILLIANT. ^^(tackles & hugs Kanthia)

[fieryredqueen.livejournal.com]

ahhh, this reminds me of the good old days of interactive fiction...which is actually still being made, since my brother is addicted to it...this was really cool!

[bl4ckm4lice.livejournal.com]

LOVE

HUGE

LOVE

HUGE

LOVE

*and i could keep on going forever*

[rabid-pup.livejournal.com]

I LUV U!! i'm ignoring teh fact tt i just had a tooth yanked out of my face and u had to go make the pain worse XD

"/a ‘sexual confrontation’ has been initiated!"
----YESSSSSSSSS OYEAAYESYESYESYES

"would you like to roll for Dexterity Initiative?
/with your higher score in DEX, your chance of escape is probable."
----NOOOOOOOOO CRAPNONONONONONOOO

[winterwaltz6.livejournal.com]

/you begin to feel unhappy that this game is text-only.

Haha, that was the best thing EVER.

[bumpgrrl.livejournal.com]

most appropriate rating ever!

i was happy and amused at the stats, and then i laughed out loud at the end.

you rule the nerd!fangirls!

[modernmouse.livejournal.com]

Brilliant. This is going in my memories.

[the-shy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Fantasic! As well as the brilliant lines that everyone else has pointed out Sanji's Inventory made me laugh.

[hypnosprostatis.livejournal.com]

Oh, man! I laughed so hard for this! XD

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

OMG...totally great.

I love the power that line has... //no.

SO MUCH AWESOME!

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

That was damn incredible, and so refreshingly wonderfully unique! Awesome stuff! This was just recced today at onepieceyaoi, if you're wondering about out of the blue comments. XD

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

This was simply awesome. Really refreshing and asbolutely hilarious. :)

[greeneyesspruce.livejournal.com]

Stats:
........Lol: 765
........Win: 986
........Unhappiness that this game is text-only: 478658

[wulfie89.livejournal.com]

This...is made...of win......would you like to roll for Dexterity Initiative?

No..

Awesome

[galael.livejournal.com]

This is both original and funny XD I love it!