IT"S NOT G! YAY!

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

Title: Maintaining control
Rating: PG13 - R
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Dexterity
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. If I did, it probably wouldn't be a show for kids

La la la, stuff actually happens



"Wait, exactly how did it happen?" asked Ussop.

Rolling his eyes, Sanji snapped, "While I was chopping vegetables, we hit a wave that was strong enough to affect the galley but not enough to bother the side of the ship you were on, which is why you didn't feel it."

After an uncomfortable pause Sanji added, "You know, it was lucky it was someone like me hit that spot. If all I got was a cut on my hand, you would have probably cut your entire hand off,” Damn it, he wasn't in the mood to deal with this shit.

And really, who was Ussop to be questioning details in his story when most things that flew out of Ussop's mouth were complete bullshit.

Ussop looked at him and, with a surprising show of balls, replied, "Maybe if the wave existed. You tell worse lies than I do."

Before Sanji could rearrange Ussop's face with a well placed kick, a calloused hand gripped his shoulder. "Oi Cook."

Turning around he saw Zoro with a huge smirk plastered ear to ear. "Nice hand."

"Shut the hell up befo- What the fuck!" Sanji snarled looking up frantically and seeing that Ussop had thankfully fled when Zoro arrived. "Get your damn hands out of my pants before some one se--" Sanji didn't think it was possible, but upon hearing the sharp gasp that came out of Sanji's mouth Zoro's grin got even wider.

"I'm just finishing what I started, ero-cook. Remember, you shrieked like a girl and had to run to Chopper to bandage your dainty little hand."

Upon hearing Sanji's breathe hitch, he added in a low tone, "But don't worry ero-cook, I'm very, very good with my hands, never lose control over them," Zoro murmured, guiding Sanji to the galley.

Comments

[ptps.livejournal.com]

Took me a while to get it, but... lol. Sanji's even worse at lying than Usopp is. XD

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

oh, shit, sorry for not making it clear enough.

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

Hahah, finally someone mentions the danger issues of Zoro glomping Sanji when he's cooking ~.~;

[fieryredqueen.livejournal.com]

yeah...a wave that affected that only affected certain specific parts of the ship...heh. just say, 'i was cooking and zoro shoved a finger up my bumhole, which distracted me enough that my knife slipped.' where's the shame in that?

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, it's like back in high school (well, nevermind kids still do that in college) when kids were tryign to explain that hickeys were bug bites or that they somehow managed to bruise their neck in some other way.

[jabavok.livejournal.com]

wow~~ guiding Sanji to the galley~~ XD

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

Yep, they're gonna ~doooo~ it. Cause Sanji has to have something to do when he can't cook for a little while.

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

>/////< *imagines the scene and starts a fangirl squealing fit*

This is awesome. I bet Usopp knows.XD And that's why he fled. I love it when Sanji gets angry. 　

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

Angry Sanji in fandom is great, because half the time, sex follows :D

No, sadly Ussop was just happy for an opportunity to get away from Sanji before Sanji kicked his ass.

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

and I was going to comment this on your lj, but there seem to be no entries. So, would you be interested in betaing something for me? I have to housesit for a week with no internet so I'll be off for a bit though.

[mango-32.livejournal.com]

I'd love to. ^^If you don't mind the fact that English isn't my mother tongue and there's stuff that I might miss with my current English level.

My lj is a fandom journal, so there's no entries. I might start posting in the future though, practice writing my English there.XD

What a coincidence, I'll be away for a few days with no internet too. Be back next Wed.^^

[arelente2.livejournal.com]

im liking your icon and youre story...................
Sanji is so much as a Baaaad liar.