"Sleeping Beauty"
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ot3_100 but this was my very first and it seemed appropriate.Title: Sleeping Beauty
Word Count: 307
Rating: PG
Pairing: Nami/Zoro/Sanji
Once upon a time in a land far, far away, the brave Sir Roronoa Zoro rode to the tallest tower in the farthest kingdom on his trusty steed Yosaku. His most faithful companion rode hard beside him, eyes narrowed to slits in determination to finish their quest.
Finally they reached the highest room in the tallest tower and the pale figure that lay on the bed in the very center. The two intrepid souls cautiously approached the sleeping beauty and then paused. They gazed upon the enchanted royal for what seemed to be an eternity.
“Hey, this isn’t a damn princess,” Zoro accused his partner.
“He looked kind of like a girl from far away. It was an old picture!” Nami’s contrite expression hardened. “You’re kissing him anyway. Treasures untold will be our reward, remember?”
“Whatever.” Zoro shrugged and swept intimately close to the definitely male damsel. He put his palms on either side of the blond head and kissed the prince long and deep. Pulling back he watched his eyelids flutter open to reveal beautiful blue eyes.
The prince coughed and grimaced. “You wanna back up a little there, bastard? Your breath smells like shit.”
“Yours isn’t any better, asshole,” Zoro snapped back, his hands twitching towards his infamous three swords.
The prince turned his head and saw Nami. His eyes lit up.
“Oh fairest beauty,” he crooned. “How can I thank you for rescuing me?”
Nami giggled theatrically and patted her hair. “I’m sure I can think of something.”
“I rescued you, dumbass.” Zoro crossed his arms and looked at his partner. They exchanged meaningful glances. What they had to do was clear.
Thus when they rode off towards the setting sun, they took with them the treasure they’d been promised and the pretty, mouthy prince they’d saved.
And the three lived happily ever after.
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Date: 2006-07-03 06:43 am (UTC)The prince coughed and grimaced. “You wanna back up a little there, bastard? Your breath smells like shit.”
“Yours isn’t any better, asshole,” Zoro snapped back, his hands twitching towards his infamous three swords.
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF FAIRYTALE IS THIS OMG HAHAHAHA *killed ded from funny*
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Date: 2006-07-03 08:32 pm (UTC)Best. Sleeping. Beauty. Parody. EVAR!
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Date: 2006-07-06 07:38 pm (UTC)haha, rode...
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Date: 2007-01-29 04:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-21 09:42 am (UTC)Yes, where to quote?
...nup, can't. Because I loved every word of this!!