Doesn't Even Take A Mile
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Doesn't Even Take A Mile
Rating: PG
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji implied
Wordcount: 143
Notes: Luffy feels like playing tag again.
Thunk. Thunk.
Zoro cracked an eyelid. Luffy was wearing his boots.
"Zoro! I asked Nami why she's mean to Sanji and she said I should look at it from her shoes!"
"Mean? That's how she always is. And those are mine."
"Duh. Hers are too small. Stuuuupid."
Zoro grunted and closed his eyes.
Thunk. Thunk.
"Does it work?"
"Nope. I don't get it. I feel... I feel like I want to kiss Sanji... in the storeroom!"
Zoro bolted up, eyes bulging. "You sneak!"
He grabbed for Luffy's foot, but the captain hopped away, laughing madly. He staggered, hopping on one leg, and then regained his balance, clomping off at top speed with his hands in the air. Zoro ran after him, snatching the mop as he went and wielding it furiously.
"Zoro liiiiiiikes Sanji!" Luffy sang, laughing as he barely managed to duck.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji implied
Wordcount: 143
Notes: Luffy feels like playing tag again.
Thunk. Thunk.
Zoro cracked an eyelid. Luffy was wearing his boots.
"Zoro! I asked Nami why she's mean to Sanji and she said I should look at it from her shoes!"
"Mean? That's how she always is. And those are mine."
"Duh. Hers are too small. Stuuuupid."
Zoro grunted and closed his eyes.
Thunk. Thunk.
"Does it work?"
"Nope. I don't get it. I feel... I feel like I want to kiss Sanji... in the storeroom!"
Zoro bolted up, eyes bulging. "You sneak!"
He grabbed for Luffy's foot, but the captain hopped away, laughing madly. He staggered, hopping on one leg, and then regained his balance, clomping off at top speed with his hands in the air. Zoro ran after him, snatching the mop as he went and wielding it furiously.
"Zoro liiiiiiikes Sanji!" Luffy sang, laughing as he barely managed to duck.
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Date: 2004-05-03 11:49 am (UTC)HAHAHA!
Date: 2004-05-03 01:04 pm (UTC)AWESOME!
Sequel worthy!
Date: 2004-05-03 01:05 pm (UTC)Re: Sequel worthy!
Date: 2004-05-04 03:26 pm (UTC)Re: Sequel worthy! ----My attempt
Date: 2004-05-05 09:25 am (UTC)Pairing: Sanji/zoro
words: 268
rating:pg
Zoro felt decidedly dirty...he was just going into the mens' bunk, something he did all the time without worry. This time though he checked for witnesses. He was sure his captain had been joking...no way could he gain so much insight just by wearing his shoes. Luffy had probably just heard him talking in his sleep or something.
He could believe he was about to try this.
He found a pair of Sanjis black boots and loosened the laces. They were apparently made to be suffocatingly tight. With a little tugging he got them on and they were only a little uncomfortable.
He felt taller.
Zoro took a few steps. He felt like the boots were strategically weighted, making him walk in lazy shuffle. When he lifted his leg he could feel the power there.
He couldn't believe this was working. Okay, what about Zoro? He tried to tap into this mysterious shoe power with his mind. Nothing yet. He chanted his name in his mind until firm lips fell upon his pulling him in for a kiss.
Zoro opened his eyes to face the love cook himself.
"I hope that answered your question. I would hate to worry about what clothing of mine you'd try on next. Now get out of my god-damn boots, you're stretching them out. Those are expensive, you know."
Zoro stood there dumbfounded for a moment. Sanji sighed as he surveyed him.
"Fine, you can wear my boots, but just this once."
Zoro smirked slightly as Sanji lead him to his bed. Luffy had obviously been a blabbermouth but he definitely wasn't angry.
Cool beans
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Date: 2004-05-04 04:51 am (UTC)This is some fantastic Rufi, lemmie tell ya. Oh, the ideas that are running around my brainmeats because of this one! O_O
Yeeeeeee! *dies*
-k.
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