Accidents Happen
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Accidents Happen
Rating: G
Pairing: SanSopp
Word Count: 274
Topic: Fun Times
Notes: I harbor a secret, dorky obsession with using Usopp and Sanji in everything. <3 I'm overflowing with cheerful UsoSan love!
Usopp noted the striking unluckiness that had seemed to follow him like a cloud over the last week. First, he had spattered some of his latest experiment into his eye, inducing wailed curses and an ignominious retreat to Chopper; then Luffy had stolen an important feather boa from him, and his goggles to boot, nearly dropping them overboard.
And now Sanji had walked in, and was glaring wearily at him, sitting there in the Tabasco-stained, blueberry-dripping rubble once known as the kitchen. The limp crust of the vengeance pie he was intending to give to the captain slid from his bandana and plopped wetly on the floor.
There was a very pregnant pause.
"You'll probably have a good explanation, long-nose."
"Actually, I do!" beamed Usopp, very relieved. "You see, a cross-dressing fuchsia mongoose had just taken a vicious snap at him with its three-foot-long fangs when suddenly a ravaging horde of --"
"Never mind," Sanji grinned. The patience at the corners of his eyes was somewhat strained. "Just get it cleaned up before lunch. I'll need ten minutes to finish the dressing." He offered a hand to Usopp, who gratefully took it and pulled himself out of the debris.
"Oh, and don't let Luffy see. He'll know there's Tabasco in the raspberries if he looks at the insides," offered the cook. He paused and glanced at the fruit and hot sauce covering his hand.
"You could have asked, all right? I would've made you the pie." As soon as Sanji closed the galley door, Usopp stared at the explosion with a dawning idea in his head. Maybe a new star...? He got to work.
Rating: G
Pairing: SanSopp
Word Count: 274
Topic: Fun Times
Notes: I harbor a secret, dorky obsession with using Usopp and Sanji in everything. <3 I'm overflowing with cheerful UsoSan love!
Usopp noted the striking unluckiness that had seemed to follow him like a cloud over the last week. First, he had spattered some of his latest experiment into his eye, inducing wailed curses and an ignominious retreat to Chopper; then Luffy had stolen an important feather boa from him, and his goggles to boot, nearly dropping them overboard.
And now Sanji had walked in, and was glaring wearily at him, sitting there in the Tabasco-stained, blueberry-dripping rubble once known as the kitchen. The limp crust of the vengeance pie he was intending to give to the captain slid from his bandana and plopped wetly on the floor.
There was a very pregnant pause.
"You'll probably have a good explanation, long-nose."
"Actually, I do!" beamed Usopp, very relieved. "You see, a cross-dressing fuchsia mongoose had just taken a vicious snap at him with its three-foot-long fangs when suddenly a ravaging horde of --"
"Never mind," Sanji grinned. The patience at the corners of his eyes was somewhat strained. "Just get it cleaned up before lunch. I'll need ten minutes to finish the dressing." He offered a hand to Usopp, who gratefully took it and pulled himself out of the debris.
"Oh, and don't let Luffy see. He'll know there's Tabasco in the raspberries if he looks at the insides," offered the cook. He paused and glanced at the fruit and hot sauce covering his hand.
"You could have asked, all right? I would've made you the pie." As soon as Sanji closed the galley door, Usopp stared at the explosion with a dawning idea in his head. Maybe a new star...? He got to work.
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Date: 2006-07-10 06:22 am (UTC)I could totally see poor Usopp looking all forlorn with pie dripping into his eyes and Sanji offering to help next time is just too much cuteness. I love the calmer side of Sanji that Usopp can sometimes bring out (he does an amazing puppy impression and even Sanji has a hard time kicking a sad puppy.)