Matchmaking
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Matchmaking
Rating: PG for mentions of hot monkey sex
Pairing: LuZo, implied SanZo, implied LuSopp
Word Count: 219
Topic: Fun Times
Notes: Chafing, hoooooooo!
Zoro had just stretched his full length into his hammock and closed his eyes, when a hand grabbed his shoulder and shook it roughly, and a voice across the room hoarsely whispered his name.
"Zoro. Zor-rooooo." The swordsman half-sat up, leaning on one elbow, and a pair of bright eyes locked onto his. "Zoro, I'm horny. Zoroooo..."
"Whassa..." It took a moment to sink in. "Go ask Usopp or summin'..."
"Let's fuck."
Zoro squinted at the rubber man across the room. "IsedgoazUsopp, imtired."
"I didn't ask."
Then they had hot monkey sex ninety-three times in the crow's nest, but Luffy started melting soon after they began the ninety-fourth...
Zoro snapped awake as the ship rolled and dislodged him from his reclining position on the stairs. He glanced around for the object of his affections and found him perched on the figurehead, staring gleefully ahead into the setting sun. What a weird dream.
Sanji stepped hard on his hand, and Zoro cursed at him in passing. "Watch where you’re walking, Bigfoot!"
"Snoring marimo," the cook tossed back, wafting the drinks tray in his hand over to Nami.
"He's right, Zoro," Luffy piped from the figurehead. "You snore really hard. It took me practically fifteen minutes to wake you up last night."
Mr. Fuzzy Green Head, meet Madam Shiny Wood Deck.
Rating: PG for mentions of hot monkey sex
Pairing: LuZo, implied SanZo, implied LuSopp
Word Count: 219
Topic: Fun Times
Notes: Chafing, hoooooooo!
Zoro had just stretched his full length into his hammock and closed his eyes, when a hand grabbed his shoulder and shook it roughly, and a voice across the room hoarsely whispered his name.
"Zoro. Zor-rooooo." The swordsman half-sat up, leaning on one elbow, and a pair of bright eyes locked onto his. "Zoro, I'm horny. Zoroooo..."
"Whassa..." It took a moment to sink in. "Go ask Usopp or summin'..."
"Let's fuck."
Zoro squinted at the rubber man across the room. "IsedgoazUsopp, imtired."
"I didn't ask."
Then they had hot monkey sex ninety-three times in the crow's nest, but Luffy started melting soon after they began the ninety-fourth...
Zoro snapped awake as the ship rolled and dislodged him from his reclining position on the stairs. He glanced around for the object of his affections and found him perched on the figurehead, staring gleefully ahead into the setting sun. What a weird dream.
Sanji stepped hard on his hand, and Zoro cursed at him in passing. "Watch where you’re walking, Bigfoot!"
"Snoring marimo," the cook tossed back, wafting the drinks tray in his hand over to Nami.
"He's right, Zoro," Luffy piped from the figurehead. "You snore really hard. It took me practically fifteen minutes to wake you up last night."
Mr. Fuzzy Green Head, meet Madam Shiny Wood Deck.
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Date: 2006-07-08 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-10 06:26 am (UTC)"IsedgoazUsopp, imtired."
XDDDDDDDDDDD I can't even describe why I find this so hilarious! My brain can't handle Luffy coming to Zoro for sex and Zoro sending him to USOPP!!!
Luffy: "Usopp, I'm horny."
Usopp: o.O
Luffy: "Zoro wouldn't wake up and said to ask you instead."
Usopp: O.O
Luffy: *pounces*