I can't believe I wrote this.
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onepieceyaoi100Title: The Great and Wonderful Tale of Usodaba-dan and the Zero Wing Bomber (as told by Great Captain Usopp and Friends)
Word Count: 277.
Rating: PG.
Pairing: Faint Usopp/Sanji/Luffy silliness, and Zoro/Nami if you squint.
Topic: Fun Times.
Usopp looked around at his audience. His rather drunk audience. But drunk was okay, because Great Captain Usopp was mildly tipsy as well. Only slightly, though, for he was a mighty man of the sea and could most definitely hold his liquor. He was leaning on Sanji to be…friendly. Yeah. Friendly. And Sanji was leaning right back, wasn’t he?
“In AD 2101,” Usopp intoned solemnly, setting the scene, “war was beginning.”
Luffy perked up…well, as much as a man lying sprawled out in another man’s lap could perk up. “What happen?”
Usopp petted Luffy’s hair. Stories were so much better with audience participation. “Somebody set up us the bomb.” Usopp was aware that that wasn’t quite right, that the words had somehow rearranged themselves on his tongue, but hey, no one was complaining. Luffy actually gasped. “But wait! We get signal!”
“What!”
Usopp gestured grandly. “Main screen turn on. And was…Usodaba-dan!”
Luffy blinked at him. “It’s you!”
Sanji grinned, punched his shoulder. “How are you, gentlemen?” the cook hissed, managing to somehow sound entirely unlike an evil version of Usopp. Encouraged by the other two’s giggles, he went on. “All your base are belong to us! You are on the way to destruction.”
Luffy shook his fist at Sanji. “What you say?!”
“You have,” Sanji said, pointing a wavering finger at Luffy, “no chance to survive. Make your time.” And then he went off into a spate of laughter that proved convulsively contagious.
****
Nami looked across the deck, sighing at the drunken antics of half of the crew. Lightweights. “What are they doing over there that’s so funny?”
Zoro just grunted and opened another bottle of rum.
Word Count: 277.
Rating: PG.
Pairing: Faint Usopp/Sanji/Luffy silliness, and Zoro/Nami if you squint.
Topic: Fun Times.
Usopp looked around at his audience. His rather drunk audience. But drunk was okay, because Great Captain Usopp was mildly tipsy as well. Only slightly, though, for he was a mighty man of the sea and could most definitely hold his liquor. He was leaning on Sanji to be…friendly. Yeah. Friendly. And Sanji was leaning right back, wasn’t he?
“In AD 2101,” Usopp intoned solemnly, setting the scene, “war was beginning.”
Luffy perked up…well, as much as a man lying sprawled out in another man’s lap could perk up. “What happen?”
Usopp petted Luffy’s hair. Stories were so much better with audience participation. “Somebody set up us the bomb.” Usopp was aware that that wasn’t quite right, that the words had somehow rearranged themselves on his tongue, but hey, no one was complaining. Luffy actually gasped. “But wait! We get signal!”
“What!”
Usopp gestured grandly. “Main screen turn on. And was…Usodaba-dan!”
Luffy blinked at him. “It’s you!”
Sanji grinned, punched his shoulder. “How are you, gentlemen?” the cook hissed, managing to somehow sound entirely unlike an evil version of Usopp. Encouraged by the other two’s giggles, he went on. “All your base are belong to us! You are on the way to destruction.”
Luffy shook his fist at Sanji. “What you say?!”
“You have,” Sanji said, pointing a wavering finger at Luffy, “no chance to survive. Make your time.” And then he went off into a spate of laughter that proved convulsively contagious.
****
Nami looked across the deck, sighing at the drunken antics of half of the crew. Lightweights. “What are they doing over there that’s so funny?”
Zoro just grunted and opened another bottle of rum.
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Date: 2006-07-08 03:55 pm (UTC)This comment is NOT HERE. NOT AT ALL.http://www.pwned.nl/ayb/ How fitting that I was watching this only yesterday?!
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Date: 2006-07-09 06:38 am (UTC)Great, great justice, my friend.
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Date: 2006-07-09 06:34 am (UTC)I see nothing. XDFreaky coincidence of doom. O_o
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Date: 2006-07-08 05:20 pm (UTC)Oh, my... ^_^
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Date: 2006-07-09 06:41 am (UTC)stupidentertaining.no subject
Date: 2006-07-08 06:55 pm (UTC)WE'RE NOT WORTHY!
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Date: 2006-07-09 06:44 am (UTC)I've got the entire "all your base" sequence saved on my computer as a .gif file. XD
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Date: 2006-07-08 07:58 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-07-09 06:46 am (UTC)And Zoro will kill them for the XP.
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Date: 2006-07-10 06:58 pm (UTC)Looks like someone else has done it. LOL
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