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[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

Title: Lost opportunities or Zoro works himself up only to find that his chance to fuck Sanji into the floor is cruelly elusive
Pairing: Zosan duh
Rating: PG
Word Count: 253
Topic: Fun times (for Ussop and Luffy)
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece.

Inspired by Paperpencils comment, continuation of taking one for the team.



"Alright, is everyone ready," asked Zoro, already sporting a blatantly obvious erection in anticipation of their mission.

"Ready!"

"... Ready."

"Why aren't you more excited Ussop? This is going to be fun! It's a chance for adventure!" Luffy exclaimed joyfully.

"It's a chance for Zoro to get a booty call."

"What was that?" Zoro snarled

"heh heh heh, nothing, nothing. Let's go! To show Sanji! Yeah!" Pumping a fist in the air Ussop turned to the other two and cried out, "Let's do it!"

"On three," Zoro whispered.

"One, two, three!"

Bursting into the galley Luffy shoved bacon into his mouth, stuffed rice balls into his pockets, and grabbed a breakfast roll into each hand. Ussop placed a pot on his head, spatulas in each overall pocket, and grabbed a whisk in his hand for good measure.

Turning around they saw Zoro standing behind them.

Alone.

It seemed Sanji had stepped out for a moment.

"Well, what do you know, you were right Luffy. This is fun!"



"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nami almost dropped the glass Sanji had just handed her. Turning into the direction it had come from, Nami and Sanji saw Zoro chasing Ussop, who seemed to be wearing a pot on his head and was frantically waving a whisk in the air as he ran

“ Hey, I think Zoro has a hard on… Hey! You got your wish for Zoro to start molesting other people besides you, neh Sanji? Sanji?” Nami commented, turning to face Sanji.

“... You look pissed."

Comments

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

"blatantly sporting", eh? o.o Is that a sword in your haramaki or are you just wanting to see Sanji?

..........Sanji is actually angry because he thinks Zoro has decided to molest his cookware in his absence ^.^

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

Zoro/cookware=bestest crack OTP

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

There are so many jokes to make with "milk" that I can't even start XD

[bl4ckm4lice.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDDDD

OMG LOL LOL

[harmonde.livejournal.com]

Now I'm getting thoughts of Usopp sporting a hard-on of his own imagining the thought of that shiny, intricate, tempting whisk in his hands. And possibly hissing something along the lines of "Preciousssssss."

XDDDD

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

Now I'm getting thoughts of Usopp sporting a hard-on of his own imagining the thought of that shiny, intricate, tempting whisk in his hands. And possibly hissing something along the lines of "Preciousssssss."

:D and he'd hide in the galley closet, pretending it was like Gollums cave. Then Sanji would open the door and find Ussop eating his supplies while cradling the whisk.

[geuna.livejournal.com]

Don't forget that at the sight of Sanji, would would clutch the clutch the supplies to himself and start hissing.

"Mine, all mine! You wants it, but you can'ts have it! Precious, my Precious."

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

AHHH! I see from your user info that you're a fellow Hufflepuff! Mind if I friend you?

[geuna.livejournal.com]

(laughs) Go for it! Work hard, part hard, baby! And I shall friend you, too! ^__^

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

Yays!

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

Zoro is a little ahead of himself, it seems -- good things come to those who wait, my dear.


He was just obeying the captains orders to be excited :P

[yuki-kokoro.livejournal.com]

The visual at the end is so hilarious! Sanji glaring evily, holding a forgotten drink tray while Nami's like: "hey look! Zoro's groping someone else, aren't you happy?" XDDDDDDDDDD It just kills me.

And then Usopp running around with the pot and the whisk... awwww. ^_^ (He's cute even being chased by a swordsman with a monstrous erection... that's true talent.)

[fieryredqueen.livejournal.com]

I love Nami's lines so much. blatantly obvious erections cause blatant misunderstandings...