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onepieceyaoi100Title: Rules are meant to be broken
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Word Count:300
Rating: R
Topic: fun times
Continuation of Lost Opportunities
I do not own OP! >:O
As Sanji reached for a spatula, only to find it was yet another missing item, he scowled. At least he'd gotten his damn pot and whisk back.
It hadn't been difficult once Zoro’d cornered Ussop. Zoro'd tried to say something, but an irate Sanji'd screamed in his ear, "GIVE ME MY WHISK. AND MY POT!"
Ussop handed them over, glancing at Zoro. As Sanji stormed off he'd heard Ussop say, "If you're that disappointed, we can try again."
If they were going to do things, fine. But they sure as hell were leaving his personal belongings alone.
Leaning over to check the roast in the oven, Sanji paused as he thought he heard whispered voices. Looking over his shoulder, he shook his head and bent down to reach into the oven.
A second later, something slammed into him, ripping him off his feet and throwing him to the floor.
"What? Wha- Hey!" Sanji's expression of confusion and panic switched to anger in a heartbeat as he saw Luffy making off with the roast and Ussop reclaiming his pot and whisk. "Give those Ba- Stop that!" he snarled, attention turning to Zoro who had just pulled, no ripped, his pants off. "You're paying for those!"
"Shut up," hissed Zoro, grinding their crotches together. Sanji yelped, shaking fingers scrabbling against cabinets.
Twisting his head back, Sanji tried to protest only to have Zoro plant his lips over his own in a demanding, desperate kiss. As Zoro pulled off Sanji's boxers and traced a tongue down Sanji's jaw to his bared throat, Sanji, in one last desperate attempt, whimpered out, "No molesting the cook."
Zoro stopped abruptly only to roughly grip Sanji's jaw in his hand. "Since when have I followed rules." he growled before thrusting in, ending all protests the cook had.
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Word Count:300
Rating: R
Topic: fun times
Continuation of Lost Opportunities
I do not own OP! >:O
As Sanji reached for a spatula, only to find it was yet another missing item, he scowled. At least he'd gotten his damn pot and whisk back.
It hadn't been difficult once Zoro’d cornered Ussop. Zoro'd tried to say something, but an irate Sanji'd screamed in his ear, "GIVE ME MY WHISK. AND MY POT!"
Ussop handed them over, glancing at Zoro. As Sanji stormed off he'd heard Ussop say, "If you're that disappointed, we can try again."
If they were going to do things, fine. But they sure as hell were leaving his personal belongings alone.
Leaning over to check the roast in the oven, Sanji paused as he thought he heard whispered voices. Looking over his shoulder, he shook his head and bent down to reach into the oven.
A second later, something slammed into him, ripping him off his feet and throwing him to the floor.
"What? Wha- Hey!" Sanji's expression of confusion and panic switched to anger in a heartbeat as he saw Luffy making off with the roast and Ussop reclaiming his pot and whisk. "Give those Ba- Stop that!" he snarled, attention turning to Zoro who had just pulled, no ripped, his pants off. "You're paying for those!"
"Shut up," hissed Zoro, grinding their crotches together. Sanji yelped, shaking fingers scrabbling against cabinets.
Twisting his head back, Sanji tried to protest only to have Zoro plant his lips over his own in a demanding, desperate kiss. As Zoro pulled off Sanji's boxers and traced a tongue down Sanji's jaw to his bared throat, Sanji, in one last desperate attempt, whimpered out, "No molesting the cook."
Zoro stopped abruptly only to roughly grip Sanji's jaw in his hand. "Since when have I followed rules." he growled before thrusting in, ending all protests the cook had.
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Date: 2006-07-12 01:40 am (UTC)Poor Sanji loses out so much.
Zoro's Permanent Erection: 1
Ussop's inventions: 1
Luffy's never full stomach: 1
Nami's entertainment and free drinks: 1
Sanji's Anal Security: 0
Everyone else got what they wanted, but poor Sanji never got his control over the galley ;__;
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Date: 2006-07-12 01:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-12 04:00 am (UTC)...now I totally have a mental image of Zoro sneaking into a dark room, opening up a cabinet labeled "Sanji" and taking out an oddly shaped bottle labeled "anal security" and a little Sanji voodoo doll... My brain paraphrases the event like this:
*The door bursts open, catching Zoro in the dark looking guilty*
*Sanji stands in his boxers, silhouetted by moonlight and very veryangry.
Sanji: "You put that the fuck back! You're a complete bastard coming in here and taking my stuff!"
*spitting and clawing ensues*
Zoro: "No! If I have your ass security and this I can do anything I want to you!"
*pause while Sanji briefly considers the upsides of this*
Sanji: "No! Fucker, give those back!"
I need so much more sleep than I'm getting... I think I'll go to bed. But still, a Sanji voodoo doll imagine the possibilities...
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Date: 2006-07-12 04:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-12 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-12 07:41 pm (UTC)I feel kinda bad for ptp's though, who has to add all the memories and has 4 different entries for this instead of 1. (And the other two entries on top of those I wrote because I was trying to get a feel for other characters and practice writing in general.)
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Date: 2006-07-13 06:11 am (UTC)Yeah, ptps really has her work cut out for her, with all of us and our odd entry-ness. We all started out doing similar things. XD Don't worry, we know better now, thank goodness.