onepieceyaoi100 | (no subject)

Title: Draggy Cat Fight
Word Count: 301, omake: 28
Rating: PG, not that anybody needs it
Pairing: Mild hints of ZoSan & LuffUsopp?
Topic: Youth!

Sorry for going over the mark, but i went about 80 words over before i told myself i had to stop lol. I'm sure it won't be as good as what us pervs in this fantastic fandom are used to, but i'll be pretty happy with anything tossed in my general direction. If anybody doesn't get this pathetic fic, please go watch Naruto episode 22, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAPlyMPBhLE&search=naruto%2022
I hope u'll then figure out where I got my very sad inspiration from. If u still don't then gun me down, i probably deserve it anyway

“WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE BALL?!?”

“SHUT UP ALREADY! YOU ANNOYING…” Painful spikes barely grazed the swordsman’s sweaty, sea green hair.
“….FUCKING…” Cymbals too dangerous or otherwise not to be soberly used for musical amusement suddenly charged together towards said kidneys.
“…DICKHEADED PRINCE OF RETARDIA!!” He dodged, throwing a punch at his assailant and missed. Cursing his misfortune, he did not hear sounds of someone being kicked into minced animal protein, and he did not grin at the newly-created-yet-fitting name the blond gave it.

Things he suddenly realised he did not just do popped a vein and with renewed energy, he drove his fist forward and was satisfied with a loud, resounding crack as cartilage and bone were nicely rearranged.

Che.
Even swordless he could take these meaty wimps down himsel-

“KISHIMOTO BEEAAAM”

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-… that just makes things a bit more blurry and troublesome, but it’s still good. He was sure he could still kick those gorillas’ asses and have time for celebratory sake…

But man, this feels weird.
And unless his brains too were fried, he swore a certain figure with hair bordering on a bowl-cut, an abnormal eyebrow and a tight-fitting suit? was tottering with teary eyes.

Oh. There. His resilience snapped.

“LEEEEEE!~~~”
“GAI-SENSEI!~~~ <3”
Their silhouettes reflected off the roaring walls of water, vibrant colours marking where they knelt, embracing each other with shockingly flowing tears. The tall frothing waves conveniently set behind them soared high into the air, temporarily masking them in their moment of dignified companionship. The waves then parted and crashed back into the conveniently located far-stretching ocean, emitting bright sparkles that unnervingly matched those in their eyes.

“WE SHALL PREVAIL IN OUR SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH! NOW! TOWARDS THAT SUNSET!!~” He stood up and pointed at yet another conveniently-located sparkling horizon.

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not part of fic, but:

".....Ne, Usopp, that looks pretty interesting. Should we try that?"
"W-What? No! NO! BAD LUFFY! Err.. C-Captain Usopp does NOT do that kind of dangerous thing in public!"