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onepieceyaoi100Title: Sanji fails at life.
Rating: G
Pairing: Boys doing nakamaship... sort of.
Word Count: 300
Topic: Territory
The chalk squeaked in protest as Sanji burned a long, dividing line with it, right across the space of floorboard where the galley table ended and the cobble-stoned area of stove and cabinets began. Incomprehensive, the other four boys merely blinked at the chef in question.
“Cross this line while these are cooling,” the blond scowled, discarding the stub of chalk to wave a rolling pin at a tray of freshly-baked cookies on the counter, “and you will burn in hell.”
“Ooh, a rolling pin, how scary.” Zoro shuddered.
“Any other questions?” Sanji asked coolly, some time later, while Zoro remained hunched in a corner with both hands over the smoking bump on his head.
Usopp raised a timid hand. “You’ve mapped out your space – do we get to mark ours?”
The chef blinked. “I guess, yeah, sure.”
“Cool.” The sharpshooter ran out, came back with a hula-hoop. The others watched as Usopp dropped the item onto the floor, hopped inside the miniscule boundary.
“…that’s not a lot of space,” Luffy remarked diligently.
“It’s enough.” Without batting an eyelid, Usopp bent over, pulled the hoop up to waist level, and nimbly skipped over to the counter.
Sanji sprayed his cigarette. “Oi! Get out of there!”
“Still inside my boundary,” Usopp pointed out, grinning, and boldly snagged a cookie. He fled the vicinity before Sanji could react, and by the time the cook had turned around the cookies were gone, Luffy was doing an impressive imitation of a stockpiling hamster, and both Chopper and Zoro had crumb stubble.
“HOT!” Luffy screeched, some moments of stunned silence later, spattering them all with warm, half-eaten cookie mush and melted chocolate chip flecks.
Sanji slumped bonelessly against the cabinets, gingerly salvaging a broken bit of unconsumed cookie off the floor, and ate in defeat.
Rating: G
Pairing: Boys doing nakamaship... sort of.
Word Count: 300
Topic: Territory
The chalk squeaked in protest as Sanji burned a long, dividing line with it, right across the space of floorboard where the galley table ended and the cobble-stoned area of stove and cabinets began. Incomprehensive, the other four boys merely blinked at the chef in question.
“Cross this line while these are cooling,” the blond scowled, discarding the stub of chalk to wave a rolling pin at a tray of freshly-baked cookies on the counter, “and you will burn in hell.”
“Ooh, a rolling pin, how scary.” Zoro shuddered.
“Any other questions?” Sanji asked coolly, some time later, while Zoro remained hunched in a corner with both hands over the smoking bump on his head.
Usopp raised a timid hand. “You’ve mapped out your space – do we get to mark ours?”
The chef blinked. “I guess, yeah, sure.”
“Cool.” The sharpshooter ran out, came back with a hula-hoop. The others watched as Usopp dropped the item onto the floor, hopped inside the miniscule boundary.
“…that’s not a lot of space,” Luffy remarked diligently.
“It’s enough.” Without batting an eyelid, Usopp bent over, pulled the hoop up to waist level, and nimbly skipped over to the counter.
Sanji sprayed his cigarette. “Oi! Get out of there!”
“Still inside my boundary,” Usopp pointed out, grinning, and boldly snagged a cookie. He fled the vicinity before Sanji could react, and by the time the cook had turned around the cookies were gone, Luffy was doing an impressive imitation of a stockpiling hamster, and both Chopper and Zoro had crumb stubble.
“HOT!” Luffy screeched, some moments of stunned silence later, spattering them all with warm, half-eaten cookie mush and melted chocolate chip flecks.
Sanji slumped bonelessly against the cabinets, gingerly salvaging a broken bit of unconsumed cookie off the floor, and ate in defeat.
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Date: 2006-07-22 05:42 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-07-23 02:54 am (UTC)Poor Sanji...XDD
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Date: 2006-07-23 03:03 am (UTC)Luffy was doing an impressive imitation of a stockpiling hamster. The mental picture... XD
And I love how Zoro joined the younger boys in cookie yoinking.
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Date: 2006-07-23 12:56 pm (UTC)And a hamster form of Luffy and cookie stubble owns all! haha!
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Date: 2006-07-23 07:46 pm (UTC)Poor Sanji. He just never wins, does he?
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Date: 2006-07-26 06:04 am (UTC)