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onepieceyaoi100Title: Incomprehensiveness and Sexual Perversion should Never Have Babies
Rating: PG-15 for suggestions
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Boy nakamaship minus Chopper
Topic: Rock (just barely as well)
Zoro stared. A tiny little bead of sweat made its existence on his forehead, started traversing the sharp angles of his face before dropping off to retire from the point of his chin.
"Hurry up, Zorooo!" Luffy whined, slapping his feet on the floor impatiently while the swordsman made stuttering noises in his throat and continued to gawk unblinkingly.
"Yeah, don't think too long, shithead," Sanji drawled from where he was sprawled on a beanbag behind Luffy, the first three buttons on his shirt undone, arms behind his head, legs falling haphazardly wide. "Might overheat your brains."
Zoro ignored the chef's jab at his intelligence, brow wrinkling furiously. This was... this was impossible. Insane. How the hell was he supposed to -
"Annnnnnnnd begin!" Usopp hollered unecessarily from the sidelines, jerking him from his reverie, and the sniper slammed the miniature sand hourglass into the floor. Pale Alabastian sand began sifting, trickling, pooling in the base of the capsule to the first quarter mark.
Zoro remained motionless.
"Oi, asshole," Sanji growled, sitting up now, shirt sliding further down his shoulders as he glanced worriedly at the glass, "hurry the hell up!"
"Silence!" Luffy shouted, furious.
"Stunned!" Usopp roared.
"Dumb!"
"The two of you, shut up, and you'd better start moving, algae-head."
Fine! Zoro snapped inwardly, and he moved a hand to the front of his crotch and started making lewd motions with it.
There were five seconds of stupefication before Luffy slapped his knee and yelled, "HARD!"
Zoro nodded harshly, but moved his hand faster.
"...R-ROCK!" Usopp shrieked.
"Fuck yes!" Zoro tossed down the cue card he was holding, raked fingers through his hair in exasperation.
"..." Sanji rubbed his temples. "Everyone, we're never letting Zoro play Charades again. Ever. Fucking perv."
Rating: PG-15 for suggestions
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Boy nakamaship minus Chopper
Topic: Rock (just barely as well)
Zoro stared. A tiny little bead of sweat made its existence on his forehead, started traversing the sharp angles of his face before dropping off to retire from the point of his chin.
"Hurry up, Zorooo!" Luffy whined, slapping his feet on the floor impatiently while the swordsman made stuttering noises in his throat and continued to gawk unblinkingly.
"Yeah, don't think too long, shithead," Sanji drawled from where he was sprawled on a beanbag behind Luffy, the first three buttons on his shirt undone, arms behind his head, legs falling haphazardly wide. "Might overheat your brains."
Zoro ignored the chef's jab at his intelligence, brow wrinkling furiously. This was... this was impossible. Insane. How the hell was he supposed to -
"Annnnnnnnd begin!" Usopp hollered unecessarily from the sidelines, jerking him from his reverie, and the sniper slammed the miniature sand hourglass into the floor. Pale Alabastian sand began sifting, trickling, pooling in the base of the capsule to the first quarter mark.
Zoro remained motionless.
"Oi, asshole," Sanji growled, sitting up now, shirt sliding further down his shoulders as he glanced worriedly at the glass, "hurry the hell up!"
"Silence!" Luffy shouted, furious.
"Stunned!" Usopp roared.
"Dumb!"
"The two of you, shut up, and you'd better start moving, algae-head."
Fine! Zoro snapped inwardly, and he moved a hand to the front of his crotch and started making lewd motions with it.
There were five seconds of stupefication before Luffy slapped his knee and yelled, "HARD!"
Zoro nodded harshly, but moved his hand faster.
"...R-ROCK!" Usopp shrieked.
"Fuck yes!" Zoro tossed down the cue card he was holding, raked fingers through his hair in exasperation.
"..." Sanji rubbed his temples. "Everyone, we're never letting Zoro play Charades again. Ever. Fucking perv."
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Date: 2006-07-27 03:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-27 06:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-27 07:01 pm (UTC)And is it bad that I saw this line: "The two of you, shut up, and you'd better start moving, algae-head." And my mind totally ignored all context and went straight to porn?
which Usopp and Luffy are apparently watching?I blame you for the 'Sanji's shirt sliding further down' comment.no subject
Date: 2006-07-28 12:33 am (UTC)Oh Zoro, you are terrible, but I love you for it. ^__^ Ussop and Luffy are just as bad for knowing the answer. (is giddy)
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Date: 2006-07-28 04:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-28 04:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-28 05:10 am (UTC)'cause they're pervs like me. We just started laughing and ended up wasting all of our time. Seriously, they need to make those hourglass timers bigger. And for your story, I probably would've said boobs, too. XDSee, this is why we usually don't bother to keep score.My friend's boyfriend was on the other team and he'd just say random things even before the question was asked. He'd be like, "ROSA PARKS! CHAIR! SAUSAGE!" And then my friend would be all, "Shut up! It's not even our turn!"
WTF does this have to do with the fic!?!?!? XDDno subject
Date: 2006-07-28 07:48 am (UTC)And the visual image of Sanji.... the first three buttons on his shirt undone, arms behind his head, legs falling haphazardly wide GAH!*dies*
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Date: 2006-08-14 06:27 pm (UTC)JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK.
I FUCKING WANNA FUCKITY FUCK WHAT I. WJALHFUJKG FUCK. OH FUCK. PRICLLA. OHHH FUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU OMGGGGG GFHJDSKGHFJDAKLGH
FUCK
NO WORDS
FUCK. OMGG.
FUCK.