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onepieceyaoi100Title: A Precarious Situation Indeed
Word Count: 290
Topic: Rock
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Rating: PG-13 for implied sex
Disclaimer: Don't own OP
"I know your embarrassing little secret," a proud voice whispered in his ear. With a start, Zoro turned around, to see the voice belonged to the love cook. A very smug looking love cook.
"And that would be," Zoro shot back. Pfft, Zoro wasn't ashamed of anything he did. The World's Best Swordsman did whatever the hell he wanted with no shame whatsoever. Zoro sat up a little straighter, for when Sanji realized whatever dirt he dug up was something Zoro didn't give a fuck about.
"The fact you talk to your swords." Sanji replied, pausing to look at Zoro's face, noting how his shoulders suddenly slumped. "And not just little things like the other day when you thanked the red one for cutting that huge boulder in your path. No, full conversations like when you talked about beating Mihawk to the white one."
Bristling Zoro snapped, "So, what's it to you anyway."
"Oh, I don't know. Really it isn't any of my business. But then again, I could have fun with this. Blackmail you, tease you about it, heh heh, or tell Nami-swan, now there's someone who'd get a kick out of i-"
As Sanji lit a post coital cigarette a few hours later, he smirked as he turned to Zoro and asked, "Hey, did you talk to your swords about your feelings when you figured out you liked guys?"
Word Count: 290
Topic: Rock
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Rating: PG-13 for implied sex
Disclaimer: Don't own OP
"I know your embarrassing little secret," a proud voice whispered in his ear. With a start, Zoro turned around, to see the voice belonged to the love cook. A very smug looking love cook.
"And that would be," Zoro shot back. Pfft, Zoro wasn't ashamed of anything he did. The World's Best Swordsman did whatever the hell he wanted with no shame whatsoever. Zoro sat up a little straighter, for when Sanji realized whatever dirt he dug up was something Zoro didn't give a fuck about.
"The fact you talk to your swords." Sanji replied, pausing to look at Zoro's face, noting how his shoulders suddenly slumped. "And not just little things like the other day when you thanked the red one for cutting that huge boulder in your path. No, full conversations like when you talked about beating Mihawk to the white one."
Bristling Zoro snapped, "So, what's it to you anyway."
"Oh, I don't know. Really it isn't any of my business. But then again, I could have fun with this. Blackmail you, tease you about it, heh heh, or tell Nami-swan, now there's someone who'd get a kick out of i-"
whumpf.Sanji stared at the irate Zoro looming above him in surprise for a moment before he smiled at him and drawled, "Are you going to try to convince me to keep my mouth shut? You know, you really are in between a rock and a hard place. If I were in you shoes, I wou- mmmpphhh."
As Sanji lit a post coital cigarette a few hours later, he smirked as he turned to Zoro and asked, "Hey, did you talk to your swords about your feelings when you figured out you liked guys?"
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Date: 2006-07-28 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-28 05:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-31 05:54 pm (UTC)Of course he did, Zoro talks with the swords about most major decisions he makes from becoming a bounty hunter, Sanji, what type of training exercises he should do, etc.
And _paperpencil was right. Poor Yubashiro, no one gives a flip about his/her opinion (what's the swords gender anyway?)
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Date: 2006-07-28 06:35 am (UTC)However, you stole my topic idea! There may be another "between a roc and a hard place" reference coming, 'cause I'm still thinking.
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Date: 2006-07-29 01:17 am (UTC)Oh wadou, what should I do now that I'm lost at sea with no way to support myself? Become a bounty hunter to raise some fast cash? Great idea!
Hmmm, did I make the right decision in joining this rubber man?
What should I do about that damn cook kitetsu, he's pissing me off!
Hey guys, ummmm, I think I like guys. What do you think Yubashiro? Is it ok to be that way?
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Date: 2006-07-28 06:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-28 06:41 am (UTC)*CRACKED ME UP* XDD I love how Sanji probes Zoro and then OOMPH! Zoro kisses him to shut him up. *squeals happily*
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Date: 2006-07-29 01:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-28 07:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-28 09:02 am (UTC)FUCK I HATE YOU SO MUCH
THIS IS
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Date: 2006-07-28 03:37 pm (UTC)"GUD THX" WTF WTF WTFFFFFF XD
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Date: 2006-12-28 02:03 am (UTC)AND THERE IT IS!!! XD XD XD
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Date: 2006-07-29 01:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-29 07:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-18 02:35 pm (UTC)And "It's that blonde kid you're after, innit? Well, I say tackle him to the ground and draw first blood. Do it like a warrior. Fuck his pansy brains out." Classic! Everything with Zoro is something to do with training or fighting! XD
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Date: 2006-07-29 01:19 am (UTC)Thanks! :D
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Date: 2006-07-30 09:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-31 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-01 12:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-01 10:43 pm (UTC)That boy just never knows when to let it drop, does he.
XD
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Date: 2007-01-04 06:53 pm (UTC)