[identity profile] rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
Title: Teaching a Lesson to the Ungrateful
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Word Count: 300
Rating: R
Topic: Rock
Disclaimer: Do not own One Piece

"If anyone asks, I twisted it between the rocks, got it," Sanji growled, digging his knees into Zoro's side.

"Got it."

The way the bastard was carrying on, you would have thought it was entirely Zoro’s fault. Sanji had just as much blame in the injury as he did. And he was being fucking ungrateful for someone being carried all the way back to Merry.

As if reading his mind, Sanji snapped, "If you didn't molest me, this wouldn't have happened. But nooo, The Great Roronoa Zoro can't keep his damn hands to himself and has to use so much force against an obviously dead tree that it gives, and of course he manages to fall on my leg."

"If you'd stayed still instead of squirming so much, you'd be fine," grumbled Zoro.

"What was that, Shit Swordsman?" Sanji snarled, kneeing Zoro's sides again.

Fuck this.

"Oi, where are you going! Wrong way dumbass! Your directi-"

“We’re not going to the ship.”

“Then where’re we going,” snarled Sanji.

Dropping the cook to the ground, and crouching down to meet him, he replied, “We’re finishing what we started,” sliding his hand down the front of Sanji’s pants.

“Anyone could nnngghhh,” moaned Sanji as Zoro’s palm kneaded his groin, silencing any more protests with a rough kiss while his other hand untucked Sanji‘s shirt and worked under it to graze over a nipple.

When Zoro was certain Sanji was rock hard, he stopped and tilted Sanji’s chin so he was looking the mouthy bastard right in the eye. “Still want to get back to the ship,” he asked, with a slight air of superiority.

Sanji’s glare was answer enough. With a surge of satisfaction, Zoro leaned down for another kiss as his hands once again began to wander over Sanji’s body.

Date: 2006-08-01 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mango-32.livejournal.com
>_< Hot! *fans self* I could just imagine what happened to the poor tree with the both of them in that position.

Um...you might wanna fix this:"...an obviously dead tree that the it gives..."

Date: 2006-08-01 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampire-otaku.livejournal.com
*cheers for Sanji!molestation* Haha, Zoro took advantage of Sanji's inability to run away...

Date: 2006-08-01 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuki-kokoro.livejournal.com
*nods* Nice job Zoro for capitalizing off of this situation as you should.

Date: 2006-08-14 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kotszok.livejournal.com
Hell yeah

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