"Broken Legends"
Aug. 4th, 2006 07:21 pmRating: PG-13 (language, references to underage sexing)
Characters: Zeff/Sanji
Word Count: 300
Summary: Amazing, the excuses a man will give when no one's asked for any.
A/N: This was my first time doing anything in first person. Of course I chose to do Zeff because I have so much in common with an old, grumpy, kick-ass pirate-cook. We're like twins!
Sure, I fucked the boy a few times before. Feel no shame for that. An old pirate doesn’t feel guilty having a willing partner.
Even if that person is a few decades younger and a damn idiot with a guilty conscience.
He came to me, is the point. Stupid bigheaded eggplant, all oversized limbs and barely-settled puberty, and he came to me to learn about sex.
I could have kicked him out of my bed, I guess, back to those pretty girls he could never lay, but why should I? I never said I was a decent man.
Stubborn brat would have just gone to the other cooks anyway and who knows what shit they would have put in his fool head?
I taught him right. Nobody can argue with that. I taught him when to give and when to take and when to bend so pretty it would have made my shitty old captain blush.
Anyway I didn’t send him off because I felt any guilt. Kid was just outgrowing me. I’d taught him all I know and nothing I had could interest him anymore.
So it was a godsend when that punk crashed through my ceiling and took my eggplant away.
Stretchy bastard might just keep the boy entertained. Or that pretty girl might take pity on him. Or that thick-headed swordsman might show him he’s not quite a full-grown man yet.
Hell, even that long-nosed coward might be the one person he finally stops posing for.
He’ll need those assholes in any case, need their support.
Because I lied. There’s no fucking All Blue. It’s just a legend.
And I won’t take him back. I don’t feel any shame, fucker, but I do love the brat.
Deserves better than a shitty old man and his broken dreams.
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Date: 2006-08-05 02:31 am (UTC)Because I lied. There’s no fucking All Blue. It’s just a legend.
Stabbed in the heart, morri. Stabbed. But ow. Damn. This fic hurt so much. Poor Zeff. The self-blame, the scattering of vulgarities throughout the whole thing, and the paaaaaaain, arghargh. T__T
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Date: 2006-08-05 02:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-05 03:15 am (UTC)"keep the boy entertained... take pity on him... show him he's not quite a full-grown man yet... might be the one person he finally stops posing for" You manage to give a glimpse of just what each member of the crew could do for Sanji and I was all "awww, at least Zeff knows Sanji will be happy-"
BAM. - All Blue's a lie, Zeff loves Sanji and is sitting alone with broken dreams.
DAMN YOU! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE FOR YOU AND YOUR WRITING! MUCH HOVE WISHED UPON YOUR HEAD!
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Date: 2006-08-05 03:47 am (UTC)::sniffles::
::cries::
But... why!? My heart is broken Morri! BROKEN! DX Just dance on my heart, why don't you!?
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Date: 2006-08-05 08:35 am (UTC)WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT XDDDDD
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Date: 2009-12-12 06:02 pm (UTC)Wow...dark and encouraging a slutty Sanji...very nice!
Sad and yet hopeful...like i totally want Sanji to find it anyway.
Nice job here!